How to guide for beginner ladies

Orginal 2004 by LadyRottweiler

Dogs aren’t like men, even though all the erotic stories you read give them human characteristics. In the stories, you stimulate them by hand, or orally, get them erect, then achieve penetration. Then the stories have the dog perform intercourse for a while, eventually getting the knot inside somehow. Then, the stories say, the dog ejaculates, and withdraws. All are stories written by men who have no idea how the process actually occurs.

Actually, the dog does get interested and excited, but does not become “erect” until after penetration. The dog has a bone called the os penis, so technically it is hard all the time. Most of the time, it is concealed in the furry sheath that you see under his belly. It mostly pops out when he becomes interested and in the early stages of excitement. It is pink, smooth, and about the size of a man’s forefinger. It will come out of the furry sheath about an inch, maybe two. At this stage of excitement, he will begin to attempt to mount.

He does this by approaching you from behind. You should be on your hands and knees at this point with your shoulders level with or slightly lower than your hips so that your pelvis is at the right angle. He will rear up and grasp your waist with his forelegs, and bring his penis into contact with your now exposed genitals. He will probe firmly with the tip of his penis, looking for your vagina. At this point, you should reach quickly between your legs, grasp his penis gently with your fingers, and bring him quickly to your vagina. If you allow him to probe without helping him, it can be uncomfortable for you. It is a bone, after all. When he feels the tip slip in, he will thrust it into you all the way in one push.

Once it’s in all the way, it will immediately begin to grow in length and thickness, and the knot will begin to form. The entire penis reaches full size very quickly. At the same time, he will begin to thrust in and out in short, sharp jabs. He also begins to ejaculate as soon as he gets inside you, and will continue to do so until he pulls it out of you. He will ejaculate a large quantity of semen, and it is quite hot. you will be able to feel the spurts of hot semen while he is inside you.

Depending on the size of the knot, and the relative tightness of your vagina, he may or may not get stuck inside you. If you are fairly flexible, and his knot is not large, he will pull it out of you. The vigorous humping will last from one to three minutes, and then he will simply stop and stand there with his penis still inserted in you. If his knot and your lack of tightness are such that he can, he will pull it out of you at this point. If the knot and your tightness are such that he can’t get it out, however, it becomes known as a “tie”.

In that case, he will not be able to pull it out, but will stand there quietly and ejaculate into you. This will last from 10 to 40 minutes, until his penis shrinks enough to pull out. The time will vary depending on the individual dog, breed of dog, how long it’s been since he’s had sex, and other factors.

Also, during the tie, the dog will most likely swing his foreleg over your back, and turn so that he’s butt to butt with you, with his penis still locked inside your vagina. This is a natural defensive maneuver on his part, to allow him to defend against predators. If you can’t hold him on your back in the doggy position, hold him by the back legs after he’s turned around to keep him inside you. Or your partner can hold him for you. During this time, don’t try to pull away, because it might be painful for you, and will be painful for him. You have to remain quiet and let nature take it’s course.

For that reason, schedule your sessions when you know you won’t be disturbed for a couple of hours. You should always put sweat socks on his front feet, or wear a sturdy shirt, to avoid scratches. You should also place a thick towel or something beneath you to catch the ejaculate. (There will be a lot). For the single ladies, and those whose partner doesn’t know about your activities, it is suggested that you try to have a helper for the first few times. Although the dog won’t deliberately hurt you, he can be single-minded once he discovers that he’s about to be allowed to have intercourse with you.

After he becomes familiar with intercourse with you, you can train him to do it “missionary” style as well. And remember, no matter what position you choose, your genitals have to be at the right height for him. If you feel him probing too low, spread your knees to lower yourself. If his probing is too high, bring your knees together to raise yourself. Or, you may have to kneel on a small pillow, if he is a large dog.

Some things to do if you are just starting out with a new dog, play with him a lot, making him your friend. Do this until he is relaxed and comfortable. While doing this, begin to fondle him gently until he is comfortable with you handling his genitals. When he is comfortable, try masturbating him. First, remove all your jewelry, including rings. Grasp the furry sheath at the tip of his penis, with your fingers between the shaft and his belly. Pull gently but firmly back on the sheath all the way. When the sheath is behind the area where the knot will form, it will trigger the growth of the penis. It will lengthen, and thicken, and the knot will form. He will probably begin hunching his hips at this point, as if he was having intercourse. He will begin ejaculating.

Remember, his penis is very sensitive, so use plenty of lubricant, and be gentle. Grasp his penis behind the knot, and hold it. Rub the shaft gently with the other hand. You can do oral safely as soon as he quits hunching his hips. Hold the penis behind the knot, and place the shaft in your mouth. Watch out for your teeth, his penis is very sensitive. He will ejaculate in your mouth while you are doing this.

If he does not tie with you during intercourse, he will pull it out of you as soon as he quits humping. This will happen if the knot isn’t big enough, or you aren’t tight enough, as mentioned above. It will still be swollen at this point, and is another opportunity to perform oral on him, following the information above.

Sometimes a dog will appear indifferent or uninterested. He won’t lick much, and won’t mount. Don’t give up. He is probably just confused about what it is you want him to do.

Keep working with him, praising him when he takes a step in the right direction. Get on all fours, and have your partner place his (or her) hand on his penis, and gently masturbate him. When the dog begins to become erect, have your partner lift him on your back, and quickly place his penis in your vagina. He should hump at this point, even if its just a little before he dismounts. This is fine, keep doing this over and over. Dogs learn by repetition. So don’t give up. After all, you have spent a lot of time telling him “don’t jump up. Get down”. Is it a wonder he’s confused now that you’re telling him that it is all right to jump on your back, and even to breed with you?

A final note to remember. About 10 percent of all dogs will not do intercourse with a woman. Every now and then you will encounter one of these non-performers. No matter what you do, you will not be able to teach one of these dogs to do what they’re not inclined to do. So if you have one of these, and he will not respond to the suggestions above, don’t pursue the matter with him. To do so would be abuse.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Is it true that a dog is very clean, and you don’t have to worry about getting an std or infection?

A. Yes, dogs’ genitals are very clean. And there are no diseases that are common to both dogs and humans, so none can be transmitted. The only way you could get an std is if your dog had intercourse with an infected human, and then immediately had intercourse with you. Solution: don’t share your dog, and don’t let him hang out in bars, picking up strange women. 🙂

Q. One big concern I have is I would not want him to perforate me or tear me. I would be sure to guide him in with my hand. Since it is bone it has potential to do damage so do you have any additional suggestions not mentioned in the how-to guide you forwarded to me?

A. Don’t worry about the bone. It is well padded, and he will simply probe firmly looking for your vagina. Since your vulva is quite tender, it may cause a little soreness if he is allowed to probe freely. As soon as he mounts and begins the probing motion, grasp his penis gently and quickly with your fingers, and bring the tip to the opening of your vagina. He’ll take it from there by thrusting into you.

Q. I have had 2 children so the knot should not be a problem as far as size is concerned. I have heard a black lab would be around 5 to 6 inches long, is that right?

A. Dogs are like men. They come in all sizes. 6 inches in length is about average for a lab. That is measured from the front of the knot to the tip, so you may have to accommodate 8 or 9 inches altogether. For most women that is not a problem, but is enjoyable. His knot will be about like a tennis ball, if he is average in size. You should feel pleasantly stretched just inside the entrance of your vagina, about where your g-spot is located. Many women say that knots and g-spots are made for each other.

Q. I should be prepared for a tie in case it happens. If it happens, he must ejaculate more semen in you because he is in you 10 to 20 minutes rather than 3 to 5 minutes, right?

A. Yes, when he ties he will ejaculate more semen into you for the reasons you stated. Once in you, he will ejaculate until he withdraws. You will feel the hot spurts. Although he fills you up with it, it will leak out around his penis so there won’t be any discomfort.

Q. The how-to mentions a “large quantity of semen, and it is quite hot”. Would this be like a 1/2 cup or how much is usual? Is it uncomfortable at all because it is hot?

A. About a quarter cup is normal, sometimes more, depending on the dog. It is noticeably hot to you because a dog’s body temperature is higher than a humans. It’s not uncomfortable, just erotically noticeable

Q. Will I feel pressure in me until he pulls out due to the large quantity?

A. A. You will feel the hot spurts. Although he fills you up with it, it will leak out around his penis so there won’t be any discomfort.

Q. Should I expect his semen to drain out quickly or generally how long does it take for it all to be absorbed and drained?

A. Since his semen is thinner than a man’s, it will gush out when he withdraws. Although you will be wet afterwards, it should go away as fast as a man’s, so just take a bath and it won’t be noticeable at all. Because it leaks out during intercourse, and then gushes out at withdrawal, you need a towel or other cloth to catch it and not wet the floor. Easier to clean up.

Q. Unfortunately for me my husband would feel threatened if I asked for his help (maybe later I can convince him) and I have no girl friend interested (or said not and it is not something you can ask anyone) so I would have to do it alone. I am a housewife so time alone during the day is not a problem. Anything else you can add for doing it alone?

A. As far as your hubby, he may not be as threatened as you think. A lot of men have the secret desire to see their wife have intercourse with other men, or dogs, etc. One suggestion is this: when hubby comes home one day and during pillow talk, tell him that the dog was sniffing around that day, and put his nose in your crotch. That the dog was persistent about it, and then tried to mount your leg while you were sitting down. You can judge by his reaction how to proceed. If he says that you should have taken off your panties for the dog, you’ll know you’re home free. If he says yuck! you can react that way. It’s a way to judge his feelings without committing yourself.

As far as doing it alone, many, many women do it alone because they don’t have a hubby, or are afraid to tell him, and don’t have any female friends that they can trust with this. It’s just easier to get the dog to understand what he can do if there is a helper. But you can do it all alone without any danger. The main risk is getting panicked during intercourse and trying to pull the dog’s penis out of you. As I said in the how-to, that can be painful for both of you. Often, when the dog is finished humping, he’ll get down off your back, (or front) and stand with his back legs toward you. He will tug gently as if trying to pull out. If he has tied, he won’t be able to pull out, but it can be unnerving for the beginner lady. Just hold on to him by the collar, the back legs, or fur to control him until he shrinks and slips out naturally. Solution: just don’t get panicked. relax, and let nature take it’s course.

Q. The how-to says to schedule your sessions when you won’t be disturbed for a couple of hours. It seems to me like about 1 hour might be right in allowing for a little foreplay and 20 minutes if in a tie plus some recovery and clean-up time, right?

A. I suggested a couple of hours for beginners. After you, and the dog, become practiced at this, you can have a quickie in 30 minutes, if you want. You’ll be able to remove your panties, expose your vulva to him, and he’ll be in you in a flash. But at first, go slow and careful. Take all the time you need.

Q. Should I expect the feeling to be so intense at the end, especially at first, that I will need more time to recover compared to my husband?

A. Since I don’t know your reactions to sex, it would be hard to judge intensity or recovery time. Most of the ladies say that it is somewhat different than intercourse with a man, But just as, or more, intense. Most report multiple orgasms during intercourse with their dog.

Q. How should I expect to feel mentally and physically after the first time and do those feelings change after more times?

A. You may feel a little kinky after the first time, but that’s ok. The kink adds to the mental excitement. Physically you should feel like you have just had wonderful sex. I don’t know if the feelings change much. Most ladies are just as turned on after years of dogsex as they were at first, and they still love it.

Q. Will my OB-GYN doctor know about this from examining me?

A. Your physician will not be able to tell anything about this from any examination. In fact, after a nice bath, even your hubby, or your lover if you have one, won’t suspect a thing. Unless you tell them, of course.

Q. Is it suggested that lube be used or does nature take care of this?

A. Your natural lubrication should be enough, and more. Besides, the dog will begin spurting pre-ejaculate fluid as soon as he begins to try to mount. I’ve never heard of a woman who got this far and needed artificial lubricant.

Q. What is the most dangerous thing for me in this case and how should I guard against it?

The most dangerous thing is the panic, as discussed above. Just relax, and don’t try to pull him out of you once he’s in and swollen to full size. Enjoy. After all, that’s what you wanted, anyway.

Q. The how-to is right when it says we tell our dog not to jump up and on people. If we do have a relationship how do I handle things when other people are around and he shows unique interest in me?

A. Do it with your dog only in the same room (bedroom, for example) and under similar conditions every time. Example: Only let him have you when you’re completely naked. Scold him if he approaches you under any other circumstances. Dogs are very intelligent, and he will learn when it’s all right to approach you. Another trigger is when you put the socks on his forelegs. That’s a sure sign to him that he’s about to get some wonderful sex. Our first dog was so intelligent that he would go to the laundry hamper and get any old sock he could find, and bring it to my wife, hoping that she would let him, I suppose. Of course she did, most of the time.

And, most people will think he’s just being a dog if he approaches you in their presence. Dogs do that, you know. Just scold him gently, and put him in another room. You’ll do fine on this score.

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