My Ex wife and my dog

(c) 2007 by Blakeseven

I had been divorced from Irene for eight years and had had really no contact with her in that time. When I split from the partner I left her for I thought it might be a nice thing to do to call her and apologise for my bad treatment of her heart! Crazy really but the thought just came over me and I acted on impulse. To my surprise she already knew my news and suggested we meet. It was duly arranged and she came to my house and after some small talk she made it very clear that she wanted me to go to bed with her. There was no kissing or petting. She just said “Lets go upstairs” and she held my hand as I led the way to my bedroom. We stripped and dived under the covers to embrace and explore each others bodies. She had aged well for someone already 13 years older than me and was slimmer than she used to be. I complemented her on this and she pushed away the duvet to run her hands downwards over her tits and belly, arching her back as she did so.” Yes I’m pleased with my body now” she said as one hand pushed down between her legs. Her legs opened as she slid her second finger up and down her blonde sparsely haired cunt lips. Her other hand went back up to her left nipple which she pinched between finger and thumb. Her back still arched away from the bed and her breathing began toget louder as she finger fucked herself. “Fucking Hell Irene, you must be pleased with it, You never used to touch yourself at all with me around”.

“.A lot of waters gone under the bridge since then and I’ve learned a thing or two. Now do you just want to watch or are you going to make me cum? I needed no second bidding and leaned over her to take her ripe nipple in my mouth. I teased it breifly before taking the other one and nibbling it between my teeth. She sighed and pushed herself off the bed to meet my lips and tongue. “Please suck me” she said as I felt a slight pressure from her hand on my head pushing, me toward her cunt. I moved around between her legs and pushed them further apart as I leaned forward to place a playful kiss on her mound. “dont fuck about get your tongue up me” she hissed and I snaked my tongue up and down the length of her cunt lips. They parted wetly and I found her clit with the tip of my tongue and began the circular licking which she had once loved. “No inside. I want to feel your tongue up inside me” she breathed as her finger tip replaced my tongue and her other hand pushed down on the top of my head. I pushed her legs further apart and lifted them upward from behind her knees. Her cunt opened and a bead of cum had appeared and was running down toward her ass. I licked this away and plunged my tongue deep into her hole, tasting her sweet juices as I pushed in and out as deep as I could. Her breathing was very rapid now and she was murmering incoherantly as her finger raced around her clit. She began to thrust her hips forward and back and it was all I could do to maintain my tongue fucking. “Oh you fucking bastard I’m going to come. Deeper! Push some fucking fingers up me. Lick my fucking ass. Oh you Horney cunt fucker. Deeper! Oh God…Oh God.. Fucking Hell. OH NO! Oh no! Oh no! No…No.. NO..No.No No. No,ooooo” She pushed my head away from her and clamped her hand over her mound as she lay quivering through the last part of her orgasm. I well remembered this bit and I knew that I just had to stay out of it while she recovered. But I was intrigued by the language as she never used to say hardly a word during sex except the No stuff when she came. “Christ Irene that was quick and noisey too. Where did that come from?” She opened her eyes slightly and said “I told you I’ve learned a thing or two. Including how to let myself go AND how to come more than once so I want you to fuck me now and I’ll show you.” As I kneeled up toward her she reached forward and took my rock hard prick in her hand” And dont cum cos I want to suck you afterwards”

I slid easily into her and recognised that familiar fit and warmth of her delightful cunt. I started to move slowly. “You wouldnt believe how many times I’ve dreamed of this” she said. “But I always knew it would happen. I love your lovely prick and I always knew I would have it again someday. Push it in deep baby. Give me the fucking I’ve been waiting for”

I started to get into a steady rythm as I slid into her squelching cunt. She had her eyes closed and her lips parted in a very sexy way when she suddenly jumped and screamed. Barney my dog had appeared at the bedside and decided it might be a good idea if he planted his cold wet nose on Irenes arm! “Jesus” she bellowed ” your fucking dog scared the hell out of me” Then more calmly,”Just like you Blakey. Nothing on the brain but sex” She pointed toward Barney’s rear end where you could see his prick erected and out of its sheath. “Bloody hell he must have been there for a while to get excited like that. He must fancy you Irene” I reached over and stroked his head as he rested his chin on the bed, wagging his tail and looking longingly at me. He then licked Irene’s arm. “Bloody hell. He really does”. ” Well he can fuck off. This is beween you and me” she laughed.

Barney had been my constant companion since my last relationship finished. He was a jet black giant of a dog being a great dane/labrador cross. He was big and gentle and very obediant. I got him from a dog rescue the day after he had been left there by an emigrating family. He was great with kids, never scrounged and never gave me any trouble at all except he could be a bit embarrassing with that cock of his. He was always getting it up and I used to have to send him out in the garden if I had guests. It was very obvious he was horney the bloody thing used to extend about nine inches out of his sheath and was very thick too. He put me to shame!

“Dont send him away. He’s just reacting to you. You’re very sexy and the noises youve been making have turned him on. Its not his fault” Barney licked her arm again.”fucking hell look at the size of his prick” she hissed “its a fucking monster”. She moved her body across the bed so she could see Barneys cock more from the side.” Why is it so wet?” ” Cos it needs lube just to get it out and be ready to get it in” I said as again I stroked his head and again he kicked out at Irene but this time she had moved her arm and he wetly slurped accross her left nipple. “Jesus Christ” she jerked off the bed “the fucker licked my nipple” Yep, he definately fancies you Irene. Why dont you touch his cock?”

You filthy bastard Blakey. If you think I’m going to wank off the dog while you fuck me. You’ve got another think coming!”

“Who said anything about wanking him off? But there was something in the tone of her voice that had me intrigued. I had to push her a bit further. “Wouldnt you rather fuck him and toss me off?”

“You’re a fucking pervert. I’m not having that fucking great thing up me. It’ll split me in two”. She pushed her hips up at my groin “now fuck me” she comanded. but as I started up the rythm again her hand slid along Barneys back and then down and under him until she had her fist around his enormous girth. She began gentle movements along his shaft, never taking her eyes off it. She pushed up at me harder and faster and I knew she was rapidly approaching a second orgasm. Oh fucking hell this so horney. Fuck me you prick. you cunt sucker. You fucking horney dog. Fuck me. Oh no. Oh no. No No No Oh Barney come for me. Come for me. No No No NOOOOO” She was pumping Barney’s cock like a steam hammer and he was responding by hunching his back and making rapid thrusts into her hand. But as she came she slowed her hand,eventually letting go and holding her breasts as she shuddered and twitched, Her eyes tightly closed. We waited.

“Fucking hell that was the strongest cum I’ve ever had. It nearly ripped my guts out. Jesus Christ you are so horney” she breathed.

“Its not me Irene. Its you. All I did was fuck you”

Yea, but you want me to fuck Barney you filthy bastard. That was what did it for me”

“do you want to fuck him then?” I grinned “he’s still up for it look”. Barney was standing at the side of the bed, sort of shaking and there was a string of cum dangling from the end of his now fully erect cock. I had never seen it so large and it was now out altogether with the dog knot next to his sheath The size of a cricket ball. The whole thing must have been over a foot long.

“Look at the size of it! I could never take that”

“Yes you can. If you get on your knees I could hold him and stop him going in too far”

“Yea but theres the width too. Look how thick it is!”

“Now thats just an excuse. You’ve had a bloody fist up you in the past. You’ll take that easy. Now do you want him or not because I want to cum soon?” I said as I slowly waked my prick and fucked her with two fingers at the same time. I leaned forward and kissed her ” Do you want Barney to fuck you Baby?”

“Oh yes!” she breathed “Will you let him fuck me? Will you help him fuck me? Can I suck you at the same time? I really want him now Blakey”.

“Get on your knees then Baby. Low down the bed so theres room for me in front” I told her as I got off the bed on Barneys side and took him by the collar leading him round the bottom of the bed. There we met Irene’s Ass up in the air. Barney knew what to do. He sniffed once and then slurped his tongue all the way from her clit to her asshole. She groaned. He did it again. She collapsed her shoulders onto the bed but kept her ass in the air. Barney continued to lick.”Oh please put him in me” she cursed “I’m nearly cumming already. Put his beautiful dog cock up me. Please Blakey I want him up me now”. I patted her back gently and Barney jumped up with his front feet eitherside of Irenes quivering body. I pressed down on her back slightly to get the position right and he just pushed straight into her. He got about 5 inches straight up her when he started to fuck her wth very rapid thrusts of his pelvis. Irene started groaning from deep in her throat and seemed to push back at him as more dog cock sank into her. Pretty soon it was up to his knot.

“Oh this is heaven” she shouted “This is so fucking horney. I can feel him so deep. Come here Blakey so I can suck your cock”.

I looked down at Barney’s cock pistoning her cunt and saw both their juices running out of her. She was absolutely pouring and I knew that Barneys dog knot would soon be in her. This was definately the point of no return! I left matters to take their course and went up the bed to lay with my legs either side of Irene and then moved myself down so that my crotch was beneath her face. I looked down at her as she took my prick in her hand and start to lick it. I looked up into Barney’s face. He was wild eyed and his tongue hanging out. He was pounding away as if his life depended on it and I could have sworn he winked at me! Back in my groin Irene was wanking me into her mouth furiously. Not stopping to tell me that she now had Barney’s knot up her and that she was having a continuous orgasm that wouldnt stop. Then it all went very frenzied as I announced that I was close to cumming and Irene screamed as Barney pumped his load up her. She took my prick fully down her throat as I let go and she collapsed on top of me, goaning and shaking. Barney tried to get off but ended up ass to ass with Irene but his back legs could not reach the floor. He was whimpering and struggling to get away from his entrapment and Irene was moaning that it hurt although she was still quivering through her orgasm. Suddenly it all came right as Barney managed to pull his knot out and Irene collapsed on the bed. Barney went and sat down to lick himself and I pulled my wilting prick from Irenes mouth. Irene was now silent. I think she fainted.

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After that really surprising and very horny night when Irene let my dog Barny fuck her, she never spoke about it and I thought it must be all over because she made sure Barny was always shut in downstairs when we went to bed. I figured she must have been pretty ashamed of what we’d done so I never mentioned it either.

I moved house a couple of weeks after the event and although it was near, I saw less of Irene untill it dried up altogether. I didnt mind, after all she was my EX wife! I started looking around for my next girlfriend and had a couple of easy lays but nothing to excite me much. Irene rang me out of the blue. “Hello its me. I really miss fucking you and keep getting as horny as hell thinking about you. I dont want to get back together with you or anything but if you havent got anybody yet how about we meet just for sex maybe a few times a week?”

“Fucking hell Irene thats a bit of a surprise. I hadn’t expected to ever hear from you again. Why dont you get a guy from your village if you just want to get laid?”

” Because I can be a slut with you and you dont want anything else. If I start a propper relationship with someone its all different expectations and stuff and it takes a long time to really get dirty”, she whined.

” So you need to get dirty sex do you?” I grinned at the mouthpiece.

“Look, do you want to give it a try? I’m not going to beg” she said abruptly.

“Sounds like a good idea to me” I said referring to the begging.

“OK. come and pick me up tomorrow at about seven and I can stay overnight. I’ll buy you lunch on Saturday and see where we want to go from there. Oh, Have you still got Barny?”. I said I had and she immediately hung up the phone. Very interesting I thought but I wasn’t about to pass up an opportunity of a sex session with her because it was always good and both of us had learned to be completely abandoned to our enjoyment. She was in short, a great lay!

I picked her up at her house on the dot of seven oclock and didnt even need to get out of the car. She just came running out and got in. “Quick, drive off “,she said ” I don’t want all the neighbours to know what we’re doing”.

The drive to my house only took about ten minutes and with very little conversation but she did put her hand on my inner thigh and started running a finger up and down the front of my jeans and traced the length of my prick which of course rapidly grew and made driving a bit uncomfortable. She just grinned at me and said “I’m ready if you are.”

I pulled up at the house and let her in through the front door. As soon as I shut the door behind us she pushed me against the wall and french kissed me while she unzipped me and took my cock out. “I’ve really missed this fucker”, she said “I’m just going to say Hello!” She then dropped to her knees and licked up the length of my cock before taking it in her mouth deeply . She sucked for a couple of minutes before standing back up, kissed me again and said, “Some host you are! How about offering me drink before you fuck me?”

“Anything you want”. I said and went and made us coffee in the Kitchen. When I got back to the lounge she had taken off most of her clothes and lay on the sofa rubbing herself through her panties. She saw my prick was still at attention and leering up through my fly and grabbed it again. She pulled me to her and again took it into her mouth and played her tongue on it for a couple of minutes before letting it go. “Where’s Barny?” she asked.

I was tempted to ask if she wanted to suck him too but I just told her that he was shut in the covered porchway at the side of the house. ” Oh let him in. He’ll be lonely out there and its not fair to keep him out of his own house” she grinned.

I went and let Barny in and of course they both made a big fuss of each other and it was some time before he settled down, sprawled out in front of the TV set. Being a jet black Great Dane/Labrador cross, he was a very big dog and that was the only place he could stretch out and it gave us the obscene view of his entire underside. As usual you could see the tip of his enormous cock poking out of it’s sheath. We sat and drank our coffee and Irene kept having a quick fondle of my prick and gave me a couple of hot sucks after a mouthfull of coffee. When I finished mine I leaned over and slid my hand inside her panties. She was extremely wet. “Fuck Irene, your’e well ready for it aren’t you?”

She took hold of my chin and pulled my face toward hers and said with a really serious look,” I’m ready for anything. Please lick me”.

I move around to between her legs, kneeling on the floor and gently pulled her panties down and off. I placed them on the sofa next to her as I lowered my head to her honeypot pussy. I raised my eyes to see that she had picked up her panties and was sucking at the gusset. She pushed her crotch forward and raised her knees as I pushed my tongue up into her hot wet hole. “Oh fuck. Make me come Blakey” she purred as she began to rock back and forth against my face. ” Oh shit! The fucking dogs got a horn on too”, she cried as she clearly approached a very quick orgasm. “I’m going to have his cock too. The horny fucker. Look at his cock. Look at his fucking horny cock. I’m gonna suck that fucker. I’m going to suck him off and make him come over me. He does fucking gallons of come. I’m gonna have him tonight. Oh Fuck I’m cumming. I’m fucking cummiiinnnngggg!” She shook and shuddered through her climax and held my head pressed to her cunt which was shooting out juice into my eager mouth. She gradually came down making little whimpering noises and slumped back into the sofa.

“Oh fuck I needed that” she eventually said ” I’m sorry I got a bit carried away then didn’t I? Please dont think I meant the stuff about Barny. I just saw his prick at the wrong moment and got a bit carried away”

” There’s no need to apologise”, I said ” If you want his cock again you can have him. Its Ok. You bloody loved it the last time and I’m sure he did!”

“Yea but you thought I was a slut afterwards and hated me for it” she grizzled ” I wont do it again”

“Look Irene, I’ve told you before anything we do is OK and its between us. You came here to get dirty didn’t you? If that means fucking my dog then you should fuck my dog!”

” Jesus. You are one filthy bastard aren’t you.” she said,” you gonna get off on me fucking the dog aren’t you? You really think I should? Can he do it from the front so I can see it?” she stopped talking, hiding her eyes with her hand. I waited. she continued, “Your’e bloody crafty you are. Getting me to say stuff like that. I came here to get dirty with you so we will see.”

She got up and moved round in front of me. She bent forward and undid my belt, released my jeans and pulled them off my legs. She knelt down between my knees and took one of my balls into her mouth while she gently gripped my prick and slowly rubbed it. It was heaven and I relaxed back into the sofa, closing my eyes and concentrated on the wonderful feelings I knew she would give me. She was also very sensitive to my needs and feelings and as I really started to reach the point when I didn’t care who the fuck was sucking my prick, She increased the pace of her hand and began to slobber her mouth over my prick head. She was grunting too and I felt a strange movement from her. I opened my eyes and there was Barny, up over her back jabbing his pelvis back and forth at Irene’s arse!

“Fucking hell. Is he up you?” I asked. She grunted some more and pushed me in the chest, forcing me to lay back on the Sofa. I began thrusting up at her, fucking her mouth.

She goaned with every thrust I made and when I erupted into her mouth in a glorious cum she forced my cock deeper and milked every drop.

She released my prick from her mouth and opened it showing me that it was full of cum and as she stared into my eyes she swallowed.

” Now can you get this fucking dog off me so that I can get up off my knees?” She almost shouted.

I pulled myself out from under her and went round to where Barny was thrusting at her ten to the dozen. He was humping her so fast it was almost a vibration! I bent down to see his enormous red prick dissapearing up her very wet cunt. Her asshole was very wet too. He must have tried to get up there before he found the right hole. I stood up and began to reach around his chest to haul him off. He growled at me. The first time ever! Still, I could forgive him given the circumstances! I talked to him gently and he allowed me to get hold of him and with great effort I pulled him up and out of his woman. His pelvic thrusts kept right on going as I held him in mid air. Irene was up off her Knees in an instant and she spun round stooping underneath him and I watched in astonishment as she took his prick in her mouth and sucked it for about twenty seconds. Barny still kept humping and Irene changed her position so she could get at his prick more easily. She was sort of sitting hunched on the floor beneath him with her knees up either side of his back legs and had one hand on his shaft and the other had a few fingers thrust in her cunt. Barny was getting heavy and just in time he whimpered as Irene screamed she was cumming, releasing his prick from her mouth, he pumped his cum all over her face and front. It seemed to last for ages and there was gallons of it, or so it seemed. Irene slumped back on the floor pumping her own pelvis at her hand as she continued to wank Barny’s prick at her body. She was absolutely awash with his jism and when Barny finally stopped coming it was running down and off her body onto the carpet. I lowered him to the ground and he licked some of his cum off her before walking away to take care of his own cleaning.

I squatted down and looked at her. She was sprawled out on the floor legs akimbo. Her cunt hole was open lewdly and she was covered in cum the entire length of her body. she peered up at me through slit eyes. “Nice?” I enquired.

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