The Big Bang Theory: Karma Bites

(c) 2015 by Geminiguy

Author’s Note: Out of the three sexy ladies of The Big Bang Theory, Bernadette Wolowitz as played by teeny Melissa Rauch is my favorite. She is all kinds of sexy sexy! I personally wouldn’t mind being married to Bernadette but I wouldn’t take her control crap like that wimp Howard. She is way too bossy and domineering.

Speaking of bossy, I picture her wanting to take charge in the bedroom as well. But I’d like to think she’s a major slut who can’t get enough of her hubby’s huge cock (why else would she be married to him? Tongue She’s the one with all the money.

I call this story “Karma Bites” because Bernadette’s witchiness has to come around and bite her on the butt sooner or later, and I’d like to think of this story as being subtitled “Why Bernadette No Longer Wants To Be On Top During Sex”. Too bad Raj’s dog Cinnamon is female. But I wanted a slightly bigger dog for this story. And we go from there.

Enjoy ~ G

It was an average evening in the Wolowitz household. Bernadette had cooked dinner while Howard whined about something or another as he always did.

Sometimes Bernadette thought to herself “What’s he got to whine about? Look at him! He eats and eats but never puts on any weight. I wish I was slim like him!”

Bernadette’s short, very curvy body was one of the thing that had attracted Howard to her [That is, back when Howard seemed to have more testosterone in him than estrogen]. Hell, every man loved Bernadette’s huge titties and large ass, but it was Howard that was the lucky bastard to marry the woman said huge titties and large ass belonged to.

So Bernadette was cooking, Howard was whining, and their little visitor seemed to pay neither of them any mind.

The Wolowitz’ were pet sitting Bernadette’s cousin’s pug Wally.

Wally was the cutest pug you ever did see! And he was so quiet and well-mannered. At the moment he was asleep in his doggie bed in the far corner of their living room.

He was so quiet and so low maintenance unlike Raj’s Cinnamon that Howard and Bernadette forgot all about him.

As usual, Bernadette’s dinner was top of the line. After dinner all Howard wanted to do was relax on the couch.

But Bernadette had other ideas…

“Oh, Howie…” She sang in her high, very sexy voice.

Howard turned his head in his wife’s direction to see her slowly unbuttoning her blouse, a look of pure lust written all over her face.

He groaned.

Rolling his eyes he said “Oh, Berni, not tonight…” That’s the sound of a man with high estrogen.

“Yes tonight!” She snarled at him, her blouse nearly unbuttoned, her massive tits spilling over her tight lacy bra.

“Oh, all right.”

“That’s better,” She smiled having gotten her way. Bernadette slipped off her blouse and soon her skirt was pooling around her ankles.

Underneath Bernadette wore black crotchless panties her thick dark blonde pubes spilled out of the crotch of and black lace top stockings.

She swayed towards her husband and dropped to her knees between her open legs. She rubbed his bulging crotch, smiling up lovingly at her husband.

Howard smiled back at Bernadette. She knew what he wanted, and she had to admit his wife gave one mean blow job.

Bernadette unbuckled his belt and got his jeans open. She slipped her hand into the fly of his tidy whiteys and hauled out his twelve inch cock.

It was this that made Bernadette accept Howard’s proposal of marriage to her. She knew the only way to get a cock this big otherwise was to marry a Black guy. But Bernadette had no desire to marry anyone tougher than her.

Bernadette loved her husband’s cock. She began to stroke it lovingly as she gazed down at it. She loved to stroke it first before sucking it, even though Howard couldn’t get hard just from stroking.

She loved to feel his thick snake in her hand.

It was so warm and alive in her hand. Slowly she stroked it, loving the feel as her hand slid up and down it, up and down.

Finally Bernadette leaned down and opened her mouth to take in his python. Her mouth LOOKED small but looks can be deceiving [especially when you’ve heard what a big mouth she has] as her mouth easily handled Howard’s thickness.

Both Bernadette and Howard moaned as she took his cock further and further into her mouth. She was such a cocksucking slut and could not get enough.

Soon the head hit the back of her throat. Then it slid down her throat. Howard felt light-headed as his cock slowly hardened to its full proportions. If Raj’s girlfriend only knew what she missed out on all those years ago…

Bernadette’s pussy was like a swamp now, being the sex fiend she was. She couldn’t wait to get his monster cock sheathed within her.

Wally whimpered softly in his sleep, unheard by the Wolowitz’. The smell of Bernadette’s sex had wafted up his nostrils but hadn’t fully registered on the pug just then.

Bernadette fondles Howard’s large balls as his cock slowly became fully erect. She loved the feel of his cock slipping further down her throat.

Bernadette started moving her mouth up and down on his cock faster as she continued to jack the lower part of his cock she was unable to swallow.

Howard’s head lolled back and he drooled hornily. He was nearly comatose.

Faster and faster Bernadette sucked her husband’s cock. She lived to suck and fuck it. She was drooling herself but it was difficult to tell with her slutty mouth full of cock.

Her head bobbed up and down wildly, anxious to acquire the white nectar in his fat balls. There was a wet spot on the carpet between her legs. Bernadette was so fucking turned on she was dripping like a fire hose.

It was like Howard’s neck was boneless rolling back and forth on the back of the couch. He was starting to look and sound like Homer Simpson drooling.

This went on for fifteen minutes, before Bernadette felt his balls tighten up. “Oh, good,” She cooed to herself.

“Here it comes!” His cock swelled up, nearly choking her now.

Then it erupted. Molten cum spurted from his giant cock down Bernadette’s gullet.

She kept on sucking and stroking him, as blast after thick blast of jizz geysered down the horny slut’s throat. Howard jizzed off fifteen, sixteen, maybe seventeen times.

When his balls were spent, Bernadette finally pulled herself off of his cock, literally pulled herself off. She gasped for breath but it was so worth it.

She stared at her husband’s cock. It never ceased to amaze Bernadette how it stayed hard after he climaxed. Which was just the way the horny munchkin liked it. She knew when she got it inside of her he’d last forever now!

Rising to her feet, she grabbed Howard’s hand, lifting him with ease off the couch. Hey, she was pretty strong and he only weighed like one hundred pounds. Bernadette dragged her ragdoll husband to their bedroom, paying no mind to the pug.

Wally was moaning in his sleep, the smell of Bernadette’s sex becoming more potent to him.

Bernadette threw her husband onto their bed, pushed off her panties and mounted him. Her pussy was like a swamp now and she need no cunnilingus.

His cock stood straight up obscenely. She grabbed it and sank her unshaven pussy down around it.

Howard groaned. His wife was as tight as a virgin. But she could take him deep. Deeper than she could throat him. She slowly sank down around his cock, taking nearly 9″ up her wench pussy.

Pussy juice flowed down his shaft and into his dark pubic hair. And she grew wetter as she started to glide up and down his cock. The smell of sex filled the bedroom.

…and wafted down the hallway, into the living room.

Wally took a bigger hit on Bernadette’s scent, suddenly waking up in a daze.

He looking around confused and half awake, wondering where that wonderful aroma was coming from. His doggy dick began to unsheath from his body, digging into his doggy bed…

Faster and faster Bernadette rode Howard, gasping and groaning, her tiny body impaled on his pole.

Her sound grew louder and louder.

Wally turned his head in the direction of Bernadette’s vocal pleasure. He wondered what that was all about.

Harder she pounded up and down on her husband’s oversized cock, her eyes rolling back, her body quivering wildly. Then she began to scream as her body thrashed in orgasm.

Wally’s curiosity was piqued. Rising from his doggy bed her padded off in the direction of the screams.

Bernadette’s first orgasm slowly subsided. She continued her assault on Howard’s cock as she caught her breath.

Bernadette hadn’t closed the door, and Wally watched curiously at what the two humans were doing. How strange he might have thought if he thought like a human.

The smell of Bernadette’s sex.

penetrated Wally’s fully awakened brain. His doggy dick fully unsheathed from its sleeve.

Faster and harder Bernadette pounded up and down on that monster cock. She gasped and whimpered as her body shook and writhed wildly.

Her head tilted to one side as the pleasure continued to increase.

Her body thrashed and Bernadette started to scream again as her body was wracked by a second orgasm.

Wally’s doggy dick throbbed between her stubby legs, the shrieks of pleasure and Bernadette’s stronger smell of sex affecting the pug greatly.

As her orgasm passed, Bernadette slumped forward onto Howard. But she was far from done with him. This was her way of conserving energy as she used her husband for as long as she needed.

She repositioned she could easily continue to fuck him in from this position.

Wally liked what he saw. Bernadette was in his [well, all male dogs] favorite position!

Rushing forward, the pug raced to the bed and leaped up on it. He climbed onto Bernadette before she even knew it and slammed his cock up her even tighter rectum, not knowing he was in the wrong hole for mating.

“Hey!” Bernadette yelled. “HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!?”

Wally just barked happily as he forced his cock up her sweaty anus. Soon he had his whole length up inside her.

“Get that fucking thing out of me, you furry little bastard!” Bernadette screamed.

Wally started to growl at her.

Suddenly Bernadette felt very afraid. This was a situation she never foresaw herself in. What if she pissed off this wild animal? What would her do to her??? She didn’t want to find out.

Wally went on pounding in and out of Bernadette devirginized anus. He was having a good ol’ time back there.

Howard had realized what had happened and had to admit he was turned on by the sight of his wife double penetrated.

Also realizing she couldn’t quite move like this, He grabbed her hips and started pounding his cock up into her.

“So this is what it’d be like to have a threesome with her and Raj…” Howard thought to himself.

“Oh…” Bernadette moaned. This actually feels pretty hot she thought to herself. Not something I’d want to make a habit of, but still…

Faster Howard pounded up into Bernadette. Faster Wally pounded up her sweet large butt. And Bernadette screamed with a most amazing orgasm.

And she began to squirt for the first time, her juices pushing passed Howard’s cock.

Bernadette’s arousal made Wally more aroused as he pumped his doggy dick in and out of her harder. Bernadette was multi-orgasming now.

Howard and Wally fucked Bernadette on and on. Ten minutes passed. Twenty minutes. Thirty minutes. Finally Wally howled and planted his doggy seed up the cute blonde midget’s butt. He dumped a heavy load up inside her before his doggy dick slowly shriveled and slipped out of her.

Wally barked and jumped off of the bed.

“Quick!” Bernadette hissed. “Get on top before he changes his mind and comes back!”

Fine by me, Howard thought as he rolled on top and pounded away at his wife’s pussy for the first time since they started fucking.

Wally, having lost interest [not to mention having no desire to fuck Howard, the blonde was more his type], padded out of the room and back into the living room to go back to sleep.

Howard continued to pound away at Bernadette, making her orgasm over and over.

She came more than when she rode him.

About an hour and ten minutes after he started Howard cried and began to pump his jizz into his wife’s pussy, triggering another orgasm in her. He spurt off at least eighteen times into Bernadette’s pussy before she collapsed on top of her.

Bernadette couldn’t stop thinking about her unexpected first threesome. The idea of doing that again wasn’t such an unappealing thought.

“But next time it’ll be a planned threesome,” Bernadette thought to herself. “I don’t want another doggie surprise like that!”

Then she smiled to herself.

“Maybe I could get Raj’s cute redheaded girlfriend to wear a strap-on and…”

THE END

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