Little Red Riding Hood (by MastiffGirl)

Original: “Rotkäppchen” by MastiffGirl

Translated and proofread by likestowatch

An immense wolf jumped out of the bushes.

Wolf: “I’m going to eat you now!”

Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh shit!”

Wolf: “Well, good, because it’s you: before I eat you up, you have three wishes. What are your wishes?”

Little Red Riding Hood: “Well, you know, I haven’t had very much good sex in my life. Would you, I mean could you …?”

Wolf: “Well, sure.”

No sooner said than done.

Wolf: “So, what’s your second wish?”

Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh that was so nice, don’t we want to do it again?”

Wolf: “If it absolutely must be!”

Wolf: (gasp) “Wooh,” the Wolf said tiredly. “Now quickly your last wish, I’m really hungry!”

Little Red Riding Hood: (grin) “Ahem, you were incredibly great …”

Wolf: “Oh no! Not again!”

Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh yes, I still have one wish left. A promise is a promise!”

Wolf: (panting) “Well then …”

But that was too much for the wolf, even before Little Red Riding Hood cums, the Wolf dies from exhaustion. The hunter comes over: “Little Red Riding Hood, must you fuck every wolf? This is already the third wolf this week!”

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