Author: Luke Ozvik

We open on a photo of a geek sitting infront of a computer, looking into camera. Then fade through to a stunning bit of fantasy artwork – a large, muscle-bound and windswept hero – with the same face as the geek. Then fade to another photo, a greasy haired kid trying to look tough. Fading […] read

Producer’s note… “In previous years we’ve been accused of setting the bar fairly low for some of our guests. It’s always been the policy of the producers to find a true cross-section of the public – and show that no matter who you are or how you look – you can live out your dream […] read

We’re in the middle of a wide street – on one side of the road, a large brick building – several storeys high – the end wall closest to us has no windows and is painted red – with a huge red and white logo reading “STAFFORDSHIRE UNIVERSITY”. There are no students to be seen, […] read

We fade in on a drone shot – flying over the middle of a small town… Not too pretty, low rise, tightly packed… Then panning around over a large, craggy area of parkland, before coming to rest on a large old-school factory. We hover over the factory for a moment, then cut to… Outside the […] read

We open with a mini-montage of the architecture and beauty of the historic city of Cambridge.  Universities, churches, museums, old houses…  We see a couple being taken for a romantic trip along the River Cam on a punt.  There’s lots of people about, and it’s a beautiful sunny day (observant viewers may note that this […] read

We open with a mini montage to show our location…  A wide, dark, river running through a city, a ferry crossing from one side, a large old building with the statue of a bird on the roof, night-time shots of hundreds of football fans celebrating in the streets…  Yes, no prizes for guessing we’re in […] read

We fade in on the familiar frontage of Charley’s stylish townhouse – then we cut to inside, right to Charley’s home office, and find her once again sitting at her editing suite.  She’s not doing much editing though – she has her back to us, both feet up against the front of her desk, her […] read

We fade in on a respectable looking, middle-aged woman.  Heavily styled, coloured blonde hair (dark growth underneath), a thin face with high cheek-bones, a nervous smile that reveals an uneven collection of teeth – clean, but not well aligned.  Her loose white blouse, hangs off her shoulders and down her chest, suggesting she’s quite slim […] read

We fade in on the familiar scene of Charley sitting at her editing station, watching something that we can’t quite see on the monitors behind her.  There’s a naked a woman on screen, on her back, legs spread, and she’s letting out a high-pitched squeal.  It’s all out of focus because we’re actually looking at […] read