Tag: United Kingdom of Zoo

Producer’s note… “In previous years we’ve been accused of setting the bar fairly low for some of our guests. It’s always been the policy of the producers to find a true cross-section of the public – and show that no matter who you are or how you look – you can live out your dream […] read

We’re in the middle of a wide street – on one side of the road, a large brick building – several storeys high – the end wall closest to us has no windows and is painted red – with a huge red and white logo reading “STAFFORDSHIRE UNIVERSITY”. There are no students to be seen, […] read

We fade in on a drone shot – flying over the middle of a small town… Not too pretty, low rise, tightly packed… Then panning around over a large, craggy area of parkland, before coming to rest on a large old-school factory. We hover over the factory for a moment, then cut to… Outside the […] read

We open with a mini-montage of the architecture and beauty of the historic city of Cambridge.  Universities, churches, museums, old houses…  We see a couple being taken for a romantic trip along the River Cam on a punt.  There’s lots of people about, and it’s a beautiful sunny day (observant viewers may note that this […] read

We open with a mini montage to show our location…  A wide, dark, river running through a city, a ferry crossing from one side, a large old building with the statue of a bird on the roof, night-time shots of hundreds of football fans celebrating in the streets…  Yes, no prizes for guessing we’re in […] read

We fade in on the familiar frontage of Charley’s stylish townhouse – then we cut to inside, right to Charley’s home office, and find her once again sitting at her editing suite.  She’s not doing much editing though – she has her back to us, both feet up against the front of her desk, her […] read

We fade in on a respectable looking, middle-aged woman.  Heavily styled, coloured blonde hair (dark growth underneath), a thin face with high cheek-bones, a nervous smile that reveals an uneven collection of teeth – clean, but not well aligned.  Her loose white blouse, hangs off her shoulders and down her chest, suggesting she’s quite slim […] read

We fade in on the familiar scene of Charley sitting at her editing station, watching something that we can’t quite see on the monitors behind her.  There’s a naked a woman on screen, on her back, legs spread, and she’s letting out a high-pitched squeal.  It’s all out of focus because we’re actually looking at […] read

We fade in on the familiar image of our hostess, Charley, with her tattooed fake cleavage doing it’s best to escape over the top of a strapless red mini-dress, as she drives her BMW along a quiet duel-carriageway.  There are more cars around than in previous weeks, but it’s still pretty quiet. Charley talks over […] read

Fade in – we’re in a small lock-up garage – small and cramped, concrete floor, shelves and a workbench covered in motor-mechanics tools and parts.  We’re not looking at any of that though – because between them and the camera, there is a woman bending backwards over an old motorcycle wearing nothing but a very […] read