Tag: United Kingdom of Zoo

She’s a tall, slim and elegant mature lady of 59.  The oldest we’ve had on our show so far.  Short light brown hair (with perhaps just a hint of red) frames a narrow featured face with high cheek-bones, a pointed noise, and thin lips.  She’s well dressed, well spoken, highly educated. “Hello, my name is […] read

We’re in front of a pharmacy, talking to a big woman – big boobs, wide bottom, and a round (not huge) belly.  A perfectly respectable shape for a middle-aged mother of two (mother of three if you count her step-daughter).  Her hair is short and dark and frames a face that’s both happy and easy […] read

We’re looking at an attractive young lady in a beautiful wedding dress.  She has long blonde hair (with dark roots), tied back in a loose pony-tail.  Big smile, she’s a happy girl on the best day of her life.  Blue eyes, a narrow nose and a big forehead.  The dress is tight enough around her […] read

We’re in the living room of a well appointed and quite attractive home. The woman sitting infront of us is middle aged, slim and tanned – a little too tanned to be honest, with her skin just beginning to leather up.  Blonde hair from a bottle, a twinkle in her eyes.  She’s not a bad […] read

We’re back in the nation’s capital.  This time we’re outside a large hospital.  A small group of nurses are grabbing a smoke just off the hospital grounds.  One of them – youngish, slim, and looking particularly good in her uniform, turns away from the group and walks over toward the camera.  She has a wide […] read

We’re in a quiet corner of Norfolk Heritage Park on a dreary cold day.  Grey sky and a few spots of rain here and there.  A black haired, dark skinned middle-aged woman from the Indian subcontinent sits infront of us with a look that’s half way between shame and excitement on her face.  She’s trying […] read

We’ve been to England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales, and now we’re in the nation’s capital – London.  In the district of Bromley in the city’s south-east.  We’re at the council offices, a hive of inactivity, where civil servants do all they can to avoid serving the public in a civil manner.  We’re in an […] read

Over the last three shows we’ve visited England, Scotland and Northern Ireland, which only leaves Wales to cover the four nations of the United Kingdom – and it’s to Wales we go next. A pretty girl walking along a sunny street.  She has a dancer’s body – lithe and strong, with long legs and a […] read

The beautiful scenic views of the Irish countryside.  We’re on the hills outside Londonderry in the north west of Northern Ireland.  It’s warm and sunny, but a wind is whipping across the open countryside and causing us a few problems with our sound. It’s also causing a few problems for our latest subject.  Her long […] read

Welcome to Aberdeen on the north east coast of Scotland.  On the east of the city, just south of the River Don, a series of 20 storey apartment blocks rise up to challenge the harsh wind that gusts in from the North Sea, no more than 400m away across a notoriously flat nature reserve. Inside […] read

Dark hair to her shoulders, a pleasant pale skinned face.  No make-up.  She looks like she needs some sleep.  She speaks direct to camera with an educated, intelligent tone to her voice. “Hello.  My name is Layla Solano.  I’m a 38 year old housewife, and I’m from Oxford.” We watch as Layla prepares breakfast for […] read