We open this edition, the first of the new series, with the classic shot of an aeroplane coming in to land at a large airport. Then we cut to look at an arrivals board, seeing the numbers flickering over to confirm that flight BA100 from New York has arrived… Then we’re watching the skyway as passengers shuffle along with that ‘8 hours on a plane’ look… Focusing in on one particular passenger – and she’s stunning… Casually dressed in a knee length dress that looks both comfortable and sexy, her blonde hair and make-up make it look like she’s just stepped out of the salon rather than off the plane – walking in what seems to be a natural slow-motion, like the world is slowing down to let us admire her…
Blonde, slim, top heavy, beautiful… She almost floats through the crowd as they walk. If we didn’t know better, we’d swear this was American actress and tv personality Jenny McCarthy – but for legal reasons, we have to make it clear that she isn’t Jenny McCarthy. Definitely not.
We hear her speak in voice-over, with a light and friendly American accent, “My name’s Jenna McCartney… I’m a former Playboy playmate of the month – I’ve presented shows on MTV… I’ve acted in movies and on tv… And, you know, I’ve gotten to that point in my career where it’s time to fade away – and I don’t wanna do that… I want to be remembered… So today, I’m here in Manchester, England… To do something that will keep me famous forever!”
We cut to the meet and greet area, a small crowd waiting to welcome loved ones home… Luke Ozvik holding up a sign that says McCARTNEY (although it clearly said McCARTHY – but an NE has been over-written on the H) – it appears that even HE was confused about who was flying in today. Then we see silver doors slide open and our beauty walking out in slow-motion, looking super-confident.
We cut to a hotel room. Everything set up for the interview than always starts our show… Our usually camera shy producer has taken the unusual step of appearing on camera, sitting on the edge of the bed to interview his stunning all-America guest (still wearing that knee-length, figure hugging dress, but no longer carrying her travel bag).
“Hello Jenny…” he begins, still apparently under the apparent misapprehension that he’s with the great Jenny McCarthy. “Welcome to our show…”
“Thankyou” she smiles, flashing insanely white American teeth.
Ozvik spells out the situation as Jenna nods and continues to smile. “You’ve just stepped off a flight from New York… We’ve just walked over to the Radisson Blu hotel and checked into your room… And we’re going to shoot your scene right now…”
“Yes… That’s right.” Confirms Jenna with a tight-lipped smile suggesting she’s almost thinking twice about what she’s doing. Almost. “It’s something I want to do before I change my mind… Right now, I’m horny as hell, but if I get a good night’s sleep and a chance to think about what this job might do to my career – I might change my mind…” She pauses, the flashes those teeth again as her big smile returns, “… But I don’t want change my mind!”
Ozvik continues to switch the microphone, pointing it at himself as he speaks, then over to Jenna when it’s her turn. In reality, the interview audio is picked up by our skilled boom-mic operator, Richard the Sound Man. “So, the obvious question… The big question… Is… What’s a nice girl like you doing on a bestiality show?”
Jenna takes a breath, turning slightly toward camera to answer… “Well… I’m proud to announce… That I am re-locating from the United States of America…” She suppresses a laugh. “… To the United Kingdom…” Another pause, smiling with excitement, “… To be one of the hosts of the dirtiest show on television – ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’”
Our crew is small – a sound man, two camera-men, a lighting tech, production assistant, and Ozvik our producer… But they muster together a reasonable little round of applause to welcome Jenna to the team.
She calms them with a hand in the air, wanting to talk again soon… “Buuuuut… I can’t host a bestiality show… If I’ve never tried bestiality!” She smiles again, half embarrassed.
“So…” Begins Ozvik, “… Are we supposed to believe you’ve accepted a job hosting this show – and you’ve never even had sex with a dog?”
Jenna shakes her head in disbelief, “It doesn’t matter whether you believe me or not – the fact is I’ve never done it… I’ve thought about it – so many times… I’ve watched videos… I’ve watched, like, every – episode – of – your – show… And the more I see, the more I want to do it… So when I wrote to you to ask if you needed a new host – it was like, an excuse, to come over here and have some doggy fun… And hopefully, one day, maybe some piggy fun – and some horsey fun… And whatever else… Really… I’m down for whatever disgusting shit you want to have me do.”
We cut to a different angle, almost behind the scenes footage, as she confirms, “I figure that once I’ve done this my old career, Playboy, MTV, all that shit… Is OVER… Like, done! So I have to make the most of the new one… You know..?”
Back to her interview as Ozvik takes control, “I suppose we should check the merchandise before we move forward with this arrangement… We need to know if we’re getting what we saw on the internet…”
Jenna looks a little doubtful, then cracks a smile – she knew she was going to have to get naked, and she doesn’t really have any issue with it… “Weeeeell… I need to take a shower to get the airplane smell off me, and you guys are welcome to watch…”
In the next shot, Jenna is in the shower – naked, shining and soapy, with hot water pounding against her smooth flesh. She looks as good as any 45-year-old woman has ever looked. Her boobs are fake, but not bolt-on fake. Her belly impossibly flat, her arse tight, her legs nicely shaped. She smooths the soapy water around her body, focusing on those great tits of hers… Talking to us the whole time…
“I wouldn’t say I’m actually into bestiality… Not obsessed with it… But I definitely want to try it… And I’m sure I’ll enjoy it, because I just enjoy all sex… It looks so hot and heavy, and dirty… It’s like when I fuck another woman… I’m not a lesbian, but I love fucking women… It’s just a hobby though – not a lifestyle…” She laughs.
“But I’m not here because doing it turns me on… I’m here because I really like the idea of being there introduce new girls to the dogs, to help them out… But before I can do that, I need to get lots of experience with lots of dogs, so I know what I’m doing… So I’m here for a crash course…” She soaps her tits a little more, holding them toward our camera before adding, “And to show off, of course!”
We cut back to the bedroom, watching Jenna toweling off beside the bed, working on her hair – completely comfortable with the crew and the cameras focusing on her amazing naked body.
“I just can’t wait to get started… That’s why I asked to do this right here, right after the flight… I don’t want to wait another minute…”
Ozvik responds from behind the camera, a touch of excitement in his voice… “Well, I know we can’t wait either – and I’m sure our viewers will want us to get on with it as well… So, without further ado… I think it’s time for us to bring in your co-stars…”
Jenna’s face lights up even brighter, and she almost drops her towel altogether, “Co-starSSSSS!” She emphasizes the plural with an almost unbridled sense of excitement – then turns on the bed to look at the room door as it opens…
First in is a muscular white beast with a domed forehead…. He’s about 22 inches to the shoulder, solidly built. He hustles into the room, his little tail wagging feverishly… Obviously excited by all the people and cameras…
“This is Buddy… Buddy is a Bull Terrier… He’s 2-and-a-half years-old and he’s only just started servicing women… You will be his third conquest…”
Jenna looks up from the dome headed beast and smiles into camera, “Oooooh… That makes me feel special!”
Behind him, the second beast is a grey-coloured, muscle-bound hound, a little taller, and more muscular than the first dog, with a wider head and a definite smile…
Ozvik gives us a little more commentary, “And this is Cooper… He’s an American Bulldog… He’s 5 years old and he’s been making ladies scream since before Buddy was born…”
We watch from the side of the room as these two mean-looking creatures rush around, bouncing around at everyone’s feet – sniffing and snorting… Cooper, the bulldog, figures out what’s going on before Buddy, zeroing in on the sexy blonde beside the bed.
“OOOhhh… Coooooperrrrr!” Sighs Jenna as she fends the animal off – bending forward to push him away playfully – always playfully.
As he circles around, looking for a new angle to run at the nude… The other beast hurries around looking for attention from the crew.
Jenna sits back on the bed and gets comfortable, smiling up to the camera and nodding – she’s ready to start – and we’re ready to watch…
Cooper turns back toward our host/guest/Playboy model, and pushes up between her knees – not getting too much resistance this time – raising his head up between her thighs and slopping his tongue out over her pussy, sliding it over her soft pussy lips.
She reacts like she’s been hit by lightning, her body going rigid, her hands on top of the dog’s wide head, but not blocking or pushing him away… “Oooohh Goooddddd!”
Raising her head and looking down at him as he continues to lick, her mouth hanging open in amazement…
Snapping back to reality – remembering where she is, that the cameras are here recording the moment, and that’s she’s still effectively auditioning for a job on the show – she half looks up at the camera, trying to control herself, and adding commentary. “You see this… On videos, and… Ooohhh… You just don’t… Realise… How good it feels…”
She lets him lick a little more, pushing his head down when he begins to move away, and adding, “It’s not just… A physical thing… It’s… It’s knowing that you’re…. Ooohhhh… Doing this… With a dog…” She looks right into camera now, repeating herself with a sense of the incredulous. “With a fucking dog!”
Right on cue, the other dog – Buddy – leaps onto the bed… She has just enough time to exclaim “Two dogs!” before he has staggered over to her face and planted his tongue across her overly made-up cheek to her thickly lip-sticked lips… Smearing the lot and immediately ruining the make-up.
She reacts by raising her chin and opening her mouth slightly – letting the dome-headed beasty lick over her lips and between her lips, moving her head to make sure each of his tongue swipes passes into or over her mouth. Humming/moaning her approval.
He licks for a little while before growing bored and moving down toward her pussy to see what Cooper is licking… His approach making Cooper growl a little, then stop and back off, taking another happy, tail-wagging, circuit of the room – ignoring the naked Playboy playmate on the bed and checking if there’s anyone else here to fuck…
Buddy takes over licking her cunt. Whereas Cooper was on the floor licking up at her, Buddy is standing above her, licking down… The angle gives him less access, but means he’s working almost exclusively on her clit… Which she loves!
Arching her back and bringing both hands up to her fantastic tits, squeezing them firmly as the dog’s tongue makes short work of her… The combination of his hunger and speed, the angle, her being primed by the American bulldog, and the fact that she’s with a dog, enough to put her over the edge to a shaking, jerking orgasm… We’ve barely started and she’s already shaking. She’s in for a big afternoon!
We watch as she arches her back, twists her body, squeezes her tits and breaths hard… It’s not a noisy orgasm, but it’s definitely a good one. Within a few seconds she’s covered with sweat and goosebumps, and she’s pretty much out of breath.
We cut to a shot of her a little later, sitting up on the bed, still catching her breath, a big white-toothed smile. Sweeping blonde hair out of her face and looking toward our camera.
“A dog just made me cum!” She states. “A fucking dog… Licked my pussy, until I came!” She’s amazed. “There are women who can’t make me cum that quick!” Shaking her head. “Fuccckk!!”
“If that’s blown your mind, wait until you feel it when they fuck you!” Notes Ozvik from behind the camera, which makes Jenna smile even wider, shaking her head and holding up her hands o either side of her face, making an explosion sound and movement, ‘mind-blown’.
Then she’s down on the floor, on her knees, pushing Cooper away, then pushing Buddy away, then pushing Cooper again, as the two animals vie for position, each wanting to mount the bitch first!
She looks away from them, over to one of our cameras, adding more commentary. “So, I’ve been in your lovely country for just over an hour… One of these lovely doggies has already made me cum… And now… I can’t believe this is actually happening… I’m about to let these two beautiful beasts tag-team me!”
And with that she pushes them away one more time then leans forward onto her hands, those firm tits hanging down… Then leans further forward, shifting down from hands to elbows, being her big tits closer to the carpet, pushing her firm arse up into the air, angling the base of her spine down so that her pussy sticks out back between her thighs… And it’s a beautiful pussy. The kind pornographers love – clean shaven with the neatest labial lips you could ever hope for, and just a thin slit of glistening pink flesh within…
Buddy and Cooper both head behind her at speed, and both attempt to mount her – one from either side of her rear end. The younger dog is actually there first, pushing his ugly forehead under the neck of the bulldog, trying to push him out of the way as he staggers around her, hindpaws stepping over her calves as he attempts to get into good fucking position…
Cooper remains mounted side-on, pumping his crotch toward the American blonde, but lacking the brain-power to realise that he has with no hope of actually penetrating her from this angle.
Jenna is gasping as she is buffeted around, leaning forward more to place her body weight against her chest and the side of her head, so that she can free up her hands to reach back, one on Cooper’s back as he tries to fuck her hip, the other down between her thighs, trying to find a cock to guide into her cunt…
That cock belongs to Buddy, who is lining himself up, pumping at her pussy from behind, moving his hind-paws closer – the tip of his cock poking out of his sheath, prodding at her pink slit…
Unable to reach it, Jenna uses the fingers of this hand to open her pussy up – spreading them wide, revealing more clean, shiny pink flesh to the beast. Pushing her arse back to present it to the beast…
One of our low-angle cameras picks up a lovely shot, looking between her legs, watching the tip of the Bull Terrier’s dick closing in on the opened-up slot… Pumping and prodding, quickly, tapping against her, wet and hard…
Cut to her face – watching her eyes widen and her mouth form an almost comical “O” shape – surprised by the inevitable… A dog’s hot cock stabbing into her pussy. “OOOooooo!”
Cut to a wide shot – watching as Buddy slips into action, gripping closer, head in the air above her back, straining his rear end and he pumps – spasming his hindlegs, tensing his muscles, jagging up against her perfect rear. Cooper still trying to climb on with him… Re-hearing that “OOOooooo!”
Cut to the low angle – catching the end of the “OOOooooo!” as we watch that slippery cock bang in and out of the Playmate’s pussy. Half a dozen strokes and then popping out, banging up against her thigh, her pussy lips, and then slotting right back into the hole… Making our guest gasp again, “Oooooohhhhhh!”
Back in the wide angle, side-on, we watch as Jenna holds herself in position, arse in the air, dog pounding her, firm titties still managing the jiggle fast as the animal gives her everything he’s got. Jenna half looking up toward our camera, still looking shocked – but happy – trying to compose herself… Then…
… The dog pulls away, stepping off her to the side, stumbling forward – hindleg stepping over her back… His cock pulling free of her pussy, thick and shiny sliding over the top of her arse. Canine semen dripping from her hole… He staggers forward, still fucking the air – his fat cock swinging and twitching under his belly.
Jenna catches her breath, pushing up from her elbows, back onto her hands, classic all-four stance – looking toward our cameras, and finally finding her words again…
“Well… I guess I’m not a beasty-virgin anymore…” Another couple of breaths, then, “So… Ah… Sex with a dog… That’s pretty intense… Ah…”
We get the impression that she’s about to provide more detail about how it felt, how she feels, etc… But…
The bulldog, Cooper, rises behind her, taking Buddy’s place… Wrapping his front legs around her super-slim waste, under her hard belly – pulling himself up against her tight arse… Making her gasp again, a definite smile on her face as she throws her head back. “Here we go again…”
Jamming his cock right into her pussy, still dripping the terrier’s cum…
Cooper’s tool, bigger than Buddy’s – rams into the blonde… This time it’s not an “Ooohh”, it’s an “Aaaaarrrgghhh!” – as the beast unleashes on her, a high-speed, violent, rushed fuck. It forces her forward again, struggling to support herself on her hands and knees… Taking his weight with her thighs, and absorbing the thrusts through her body with her bent arms… Gasping and squealing as he rams into her…
It’s fast, and it’s ugly, but she’s clearly enjoying every second of it…
Down to the low angle, watching him move around – claws scrabbling between her knees – cock pumping into her… Cum still dripping from her pussy – we can’t tell if it’s Buddy’s or Cooper’s…
Into the wide angle again – watching the bulldog’s furious pumping – holding her, pumping into her – ugly, short strokes against her amazing body… Her arms and thighs straining as her whole body is buffeted by the dog’s hard work… Her firm tits shaking… “OOohhh God… Oooohh Goodddd…”
Buddy moves through the back of the frame – still half-humping the air, his cock still ready for action… Waiting for his next turn…
And then everything is suddenly very still… Jenna frozen in time, her mouth open, no sound… The older dog holding tight, his jowls on her back, front legs hanging loose around her sides.
Jenna manages to change expression to an incredulous smile… “I think… I think… He’s tied… That… KNOT… Is sooooo fucking biiiig!”
She drops her head for a second… Then raises it, looking into the camera again, “I can feel it shooting his hot cum into me…” She twists her face up, then adds, “It’s fucking awesome!!”
We drop down behind her again, watching Cooper’s arse quiver, his big hairy balls hanging down almost far enough to obscure our view, his cock filling her cunt, the back of the knot visible between parted pink pussy lips. Everything moving and swelling, pulsing…
We cut back to the wide shot – watching Jenna’s continued reaction to that fat knot and all that hot cum filling her cunt… She continues to attempt a commentary, “It’s sooooo disgusting… But soooo perfect… Ahhh… There are no words… Mmmmm… There are no words to describe this sensation…” She pauses, her mouth hanging open…
She’s going to continue, but she’s interrupted by Buddy – pushing his domed head into her face, flopping his tongue at her mouth… She angles her head to let him lick into her mouth – more interested in servicing his needs than in continuing her commentary. Smiling as he licks her lips, poking her tongue out between strokes of his tongue, playing dodge… Having fun with him…
From off camera, we just about pick-up one of the crew suggesting, “Why don’t you suck his cock?” – a suggestion that makes Jenna smile and pull away from the licking…
Then we’re back out in a wide shot again, watching our new star, bulldog mounted on her back, his big doggy dick deep jammed in her cunt… The other dog is infront of her, his back to her, his handler standing just out of frame – holding him by the collar, reaching under his belly to feed his still erect dick back between his legs toward Jenna’s face… She reaches up with one hand, taking her weight on the other forearm, and grabs his tail, shifting him back toward her, her face lining up with that hard cock… Her eyes wide as she sees it right up close… “Wow… That’s… I wanna say ugly, but I can’t take my eyes off of it…”
We move into a close-up – that cock just inches from her lips… Jenna looking at it a little longer, moving her head around to take it in from other angles… Smirking as she looks up at our camera again… “Now… All the crew in here wants to see me with this doggy dick in my mouth… And all y’all at home want to see me with this doggy dick in my mouth…” She pauses, licking her lips sensuously, then smiles a little wider, “And I sure as shit want to taste this doggy dick in my mouth!” – and then she leans forward, poking her tongue out as if she’s going to taste the wetness on the end of the tool… Then she suddenly wraps her mouth around the end of the cock, eyes closing as she takes it… Tasting it… She hums. Sighs… Moves her head around as she rolls the cock in her mouth. “MMmmmmmmm”… She’s loving it…
Wide shot – Jenna, with a bulldog on her back, locked into her pussy – and a domed-headed terrier infront of her, tail held up, cock back between his thighs, filling her mouth. She’s the beautiful, all-American blonde Playmate in the middle, on her knees and forearm – moving her arse around a little to enhance those good feelings down below, moving her mouth around and up and down the beast’s hot shaft… It’s hard to imagine a more perfectly perverted image…
We move in closer again, closing in on her face as she sucks dog dick, then opens her lips and lets his spunk dribble out over her lip and run down her chin… Then closing her mouth around it again and sucking some more. Sliding her lips up and down the shaft… Raising her eyes to our camera, looking our viewers right in the eyes as she sucks – then winking slowly at us, the corners of her mouth curling up as she continues to blow the dog.
We cut back to the low-angle rear shot again, reminding ourselves that her perfect pussy is stretched out around the bulldog’s knot, open and leaking slowly…
Back to the close-up of her face, twisting a little in reaction to the knot in her pussy – as she continues to work that cock with her tongue and lips… She’s still holding him by his tail, holding that up in the air, his arsehole puckering and throbbing right infront of her as she continues to work that rock hard cock. Take occasional short breaks to let the fluid spill over her lip and drain from her mouth. She draws the meat out of her mouth so she can speak, “Look at that…” She says, indicating his puckering arsehole… “That’s bizarre…”
Something is said from behind camera, we can just about pick up, “You can lick it if you like…”
Jenna lets out a little laugh. “If I like..? Yeah right… You WANT me to lick it, right? Because that’ll look good on your highlights reel… American blonde licking a dog’s asshole!” She looks back at it, as if she’s considering her options, then smiles even wider, “Well, I’ll do anything for the cameras!” – and leans forward and sniffs the arse, angling her chin forward, and poking the tip of her tongue against the beast’s arsehole… Wriggling it a little until she works the tip into the crack of his hole… Poking it deeper – moving her face closer. Wiggling it around a little more, working it deeper.
She looks like she’s enjoying it a little more than you might expect. We suspect she’d keep going if it wasn’t for Cooper suddenly shifting his weight on her back, moving to the side, then pulling back…
Jenna stops licking his arse, pulling her face back and gasping, “OOooohh fffuuuccckkk!”, moving her arse back toward the dog as he backs away… “AAaaaa!” and then a short, shapr, “AAHHHH!” as he pulls away from her.
We cut to the low-angle for a replay – watching as her pussy stretches wider, the knot pulling back into view – dropping into super-slow-motion in time to see the knot crown, then ‘explode’ out of her – sending a show of dogspunk and pussy juices spraying out onto our camera, obscuring the rest of the shot. The slowed-down deep audio of Jenna’s “AAHHHH!” droning in the background.
Cut to, Jenna flipped over onto her back, legs spread, knees up – her pussy on display, cum still dribbling out, down the crack of her arse to the carpet… Cooper the American Bulldog on one side of her, Buddy the Bull Terrier on the other – both facing away from her as she holds their still hard cocks – one in each hand – aiming them both back toward her face… Letting spunk squirt onto her skin… Aiming them down from her face to her firm tits, decorating herself with sperm… Looking down to watch. “Yeah… I love it… Oooohhh…” She’s playing it up for the cameras, big time…
Then she’s sucking Cooper’s cock, bouncing her head up toward his rear, lips along the shaft… Half a dozen strokes, then out, turning her head the other way, toward Buddy… Leaning forward and taking his cock back into her mouth – sucking it in again. Bouncing her mouth up toward him.
We watch for a couple more minutes as she goes back and forward, from one cock to the other, sucking them in, savouring their spunky taste and the warmth of the flesh… And once she’s sucked them both enough, she doubles-down, opening wide and steering them both toward her mouth – pushing them between her lips, up against each other, into her mouth, over her tongue… It doesn’t look comfortable for her or the dogs, but none of them are complaining as she does her best to suck them both at the same time… Eyes wide, managing to smile as she does it… “oooohhhhaaaaa!”
She tries to push them both deeper, pushing until she can’t manage any more – then freeing them and pulling her face back, a smile of relief and joy on her face. Job done… Catching her breath as she looks down over her body – fake tits and ultra-flat belly, streaked with doggy jism, little dog hairs sticking to her.
She looks up at our camera again… “Wow… That’s soooo dirty… I feel like such a slut.” Then adding quickly, “I mean, I know I’m a slut, but I really feel like one right now… Well fucked by doggies… Their sperm all over me…” She runs a hand down between her legs, fingers over and into her wet hole. “Inside me…” She continues massaging her body, bringing her hand from her pussy to her shining tits. “I love it… This is fucking amaaazing…”
The dogs return and begin to lick at her body – cleaning their cum and her sweat off her face, neck, tits, hands, anything that they can get at, as she wriggles and writhes under them… “Good boys… Yeah… Mmmmm… Lick it all… Lick up your jizz! Mmmmm…”
She lets them gives her a good clean, opening her mouth as they lick her face, letting them lick inside again – and then bringing her hands up to push them away – partly to let her breath, and partly so she can farewell us… Smiling into the camera again… “Phew… Wow… Well… That’s my first – and second – dogfuck all done…”
We hear Ozvik, behind the camera, asking, “So now you’ve tried it… Do you still want to join our hosts? Do this all the time?”
Jenna takes another breath, looking from Buddy to Cooper, then back to the camera. “Oh yeah… I’d love to… Ahhh… On behalf of the boys and myself, I just hope we’ve all passed the audition!” – and she gives us a finger wave and blows a kiss as we fade out for the week.
And that’s the first show of our new series completed… A filthy new host discovered… Two news dogs into our kennel of lovers… And a whole lot of filthy action for your entertainment and our continued education into the needs and loves of ladies… We’ll be back next week with one of our regular hosts, a familiar dog, and a new lady lusting for a bestial bang!
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