Author: Luke Ozvik

Introducing the Pocket Rocket.  She’s short.  Less than 5 feet tall, with a nice pair of boobs, hair cut short and blonde, styled into a punky-funky close-cropped style, and thick rimmed, squared off spectacles make her eyes look a little beady.  She’s not unpleasant to look at, but she’d be well down the list of […] read

This week we’re in Stoke in the north-west of England.  It’s a beautiful summers day and we’re at a large public park.  We watch children playing, couples young and old walking hand-in-hand, a family playing cricket, and of course, people taking their dogs for walks.  Amongst them all, there’s a slim young woman, dressed like […] read

Footage courtesy of British Academy of Television. We see the brightest and best of the British television industry, all dressed up in their best – hair perfect, make-up (for the ladies, mainly), and big smiles.  Amongst the familiar actors, actresses, chat-show hosts, comedians, reality stars and general celebrities, we see a face that looks slightly […] read

Focus on a friendly 30-something woman standing outside a small reception venue.  Her dyed blonde hair is pulled back behind a double-pierced ear with two rings through the lobe, then falls casually over her company uniform, a dark blue blouse and skirt combination coupled with a moderate heeled shoe.  Smart, but comfortable.  The uniform doesn’t […] read

We’re at a busy public transport hub in Lambeth, London. A modern red bus bound for Lewisham pulls up and stops – we can see the driver inside, an older woman with broad shoulders and a big smile.  The doors open and all of the passengers get off, the driver follows them, making sure the […] read

It’s a beautiful day.  A brief montage of life in King’s Norton in the suburbs of Birmingham.  Scenic views of narrow boats crawling along the canal, of Tudor style buildings and ancient pubs.  We come to rest on a very nice house in a tree lined street right on the edge of town.  It’s warm […] read

Welcome to Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.  Once an industrial city specialising in the chemical industry, the place has been cleaned up considerably over the last 20 years and is now slowly regaining its green parks and gardens. We close in on a city centre shopping mall.  A hundred or so stores under the […] read

A sign on the side of a building reads, “Welcome to PussyKats, Nottingham’s Finest Gentlemen’s Club”…  And then we’re inside.  It’s a cheesy, dark, noisy – BUSY – dive.  Plenty of ‘gentlemen’ enjoying a drink whilst mostly naked woman dance (or writhe) on the stage and in a couple of cases, on the businessmen themselves. […] read

In the opulent master bedroom of an up-market home. Shoulder length shaggy blonde hair and huge white toothed smile.  What she lacks in looks she makes up for with sheer pleasantness.  That’s not to say she’s unattractive, but she’s definitely a decade (or two) out of her prime. When she speaks it’s with the friendly, […] read

Fade in on grainy low light video footage of a slim and attractive raven-haired woman, in early middle-age, on her back, with a naked bald man on top of her, pounding away in the missionary position.  She’s holding on and gasping. “Come on then…” She says through a smile as another man steps into frame, […] read