beastiality stories
We fade in on our darkened bedroom set. The bed in a pool of light in the middle of the studio. There are no sheets, blankets or pillows on the bed, just an old mattress. It’s stark and cold, and not at all welcoming. There’s a clicking of heels as this week’s guest approaches from […]
We’re back on our Stage 1 at our studio ‘complex’. The room is dark, but in the middle of the floor there’s a single steel-framed bed in a pool of light from a couple of spotlights. The bed is as basic as it gets – a steel frame, old bedstead. It looks vaguely rusty and […]
As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling […]
An establishing shot of a large mechanical workshop, half a dozen mechanics in blue overalls working on a couple of commercial trucks… And then our host steps into frame… This week it’s former webcam girl, Kimberly, whose good looks and great figure, are always a welcome sight – especially when, as today, she’s wearing her […]
We begin with an establishing shot of Brighton pleasure pier from the beach – the famous seaside landmark reaching across the yellow sand and out over the blue sea. The beach is crowded with sunseekers, keen to enjoy the fine weather. Then we’re on the pier – tracking along past old ladies sitting on benches, […]
We cut to an inner-city street. We’re looking up at a seemingly endless plain, high, brick wall. No windows. No billboards. Just bricks… And then a large black gate – two stories high, a simple sign is screwed to the wall next to the gate. It reads, “H.M. PRISON PENTONVILLE” We look at this for […]
We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of […]
We fade in on a business park – a collection of small, modern, one and two story buildings, small well-kept shrubberies and flower-beds around them all, then narrow roads (double yellow lines on both sides to stop blockages)… It’s a grey day and the roads and buildings look like they’ve been rained on very recently. […]
We’re on a dull council estate. Wide streets and rows of 1970s-built housing. It probably looked great on paper, but in reality it looks windswept and depressing. We pan around to face a larger building, no taller, but much wider – a small community hall/library. This week’s host appears, walking around from behind the hall […]
An establishing shot of a residential street in Bristol, just around the corner from a primary school. Kids are being walked into school by mothers, older kids being dropped off at the curb. We can tell from the nervousness of the children, and the occasion tear being wiped from a mother’s face, that it’s the […]
We open with more of our smooth drone footage – this time flying over Slough town center – a hive of British commuter-belt activity. Flying over a huge Tesco superstore, more cars and shoppers… Over the train station, hundreds of passengers boarding a rush hour train into London… Then dropping all the way down toward […]
This week’s show begins with a shot from inside a car as we head down a quiet suburban residential street, slowing down to turn into a private tree-lined side-street, driving through gates designed to keep the ‘wrong kind of people out’… Then we’re outside a very classy house, very exclusive. Not the biggest garden or […]
We open with an establishing shot of a featureless, single story white building. An almost empty car park infront of it, and then an empty playing field, the ‘H’ configuration of goal posts at the far end confirming it’s a rugby pitch. We track along the front of the building until we come to a […]