Author: Luke Ozvik

Hand-held footage – a female hand reaches infront of us and opens a door – a big, light coloured long-haired Labrador, a golden retriever, races past us and bounds out into the room beyond – it’s a garage. A female voice – a familiar voice – with a Manchester accent, says (to him), “Yes…  We’re […] lesen

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown.  The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them)…  The camera moves […] lesen

We fade in on a low-quality video image of a middle-aged, dark-haired woman.  She’s slim and white – very white.  Not a head-turner, but pleasant enough for her age.  Dark eyes, high cheekbones, a narrow jaw. She’s casually dressed in jeans and blouse, although the blouse is unbuttoned far enough to show some cleavage – […] lesen

Fake brunette plastic surgery whore Charley Ozvik sits on a couch looking right at us.  Her big bolt-on fake tits packed into a too-tight t-shirt, erect nipples threatening to push through the thin cotton at any moment, the material so tight that we can even see the outline of the little golden bolts that are […] lesen

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – just long enough to notice that this week the shot includes lines of longitude and latitude… Then we fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the country, staying on the zero-degree […] lesen

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading west, toward the edge of the country, over the sea toward Ireland, then back suddenly over Wales as we come down to […] lesen

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the […] lesen

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action. From here […] lesen

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast… Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we […] lesen

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space…  Pause for a moment – then go dark…  The country beneath us is immediately speckled with a million points of light…  Club music begins to play very, very quietly…  Then we fall toward the surface at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth […] lesen