Tag: United Kingdom of Zoo

The first thing you notice about her is the close cropped bright red dyed hair.  It’s loud.  Then it would be the piercings – a little silver stud through each dimple in her round cheeks, a couple of small rings through her left eyebrow, two more in her left nostril, and half a dozen through […] read

We meet our next subject via a montage of clips of her at work – it’s in a laboratory, with her in a white coat and safety glasses, mixing chemicals and looking very serious.  Her mousy light brown shoulder length hair is tied back in a tight ponytail and her make-up-less face is relatively plain.  […] read

A residential street in North London.  Residents head off to work or to drop the kids off at school.  A postie delivers the mail from door to door.  We focus on her as she works her way up the street toward us – and then she’s walking right up to the camera.  Dark blue pants, […] read

She’s wearing an off the shoulder top that shows off her dark skin and the colourful tattoos that wrap around her neck and run down toward her boobs.  Her hair is shaggy, mid-length and almost black. Her face is wide and pretty, with a big forehead.  She may not have looks worthy of a fashion […] read

She’s a slim, bubbly, young woman with long wavy strawberry blonde hair flowing down over her shoulders.  Her face is dominated by an oversized pair of spectacles which make her hazel eyes look huge. We interview her at her place of employment – a financial services provider in a quiet city center side-street.   She speaks […] read

She’s a tall, slim and elegant mature lady of 59.  The oldest we’ve had on our show so far.  Short light brown hair (with perhaps just a hint of red) frames a narrow featured face with high cheek-bones, a pointed noise, and thin lips.  She’s well dressed, well spoken, highly educated. “Hello, my name is […] read

We’re in front of a pharmacy, talking to a big woman – big boobs, wide bottom, and a round (not huge) belly.  A perfectly respectable shape for a middle-aged mother of two (mother of three if you count her step-daughter).  Her hair is short and dark and frames a face that’s both happy and easy […] read

We’re looking at an attractive young lady in a beautiful wedding dress.  She has long blonde hair (with dark roots), tied back in a loose pony-tail.  Big smile, she’s a happy girl on the best day of her life.  Blue eyes, a narrow nose and a big forehead.  The dress is tight enough around her […] read

We’re in the living room of a well appointed and quite attractive home. The woman sitting infront of us is middle aged, slim and tanned – a little too tanned to be honest, with her skin just beginning to leather up.  Blonde hair from a bottle, a twinkle in her eyes.  She’s not a bad […] read

We’re back in the nation’s capital.  This time we’re outside a large hospital.  A small group of nurses are grabbing a smoke just off the hospital grounds.  One of them – youngish, slim, and looking particularly good in her uniform, turns away from the group and walks over toward the camera.  She has a wide […] read

We’re in a quiet corner of Norfolk Heritage Park on a dreary cold day.  Grey sky and a few spots of rain here and there.  A black haired, dark skinned middle-aged woman from the Indian subcontinent sits infront of us with a look that’s half way between shame and excitement on her face.  She’s trying […] read

We’ve been to England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales, and now we’re in the nation’s capital – London.  In the district of Bromley in the city’s south-east.  We’re at the council offices, a hive of inactivity, where civil servants do all they can to avoid serving the public in a civil manner.  We’re in an […] read

Over the last three shows we’ve visited England, Scotland and Northern Ireland, which only leaves Wales to cover the four nations of the United Kingdom – and it’s to Wales we go next. A pretty girl walking along a sunny street.  She has a dancer’s body – lithe and strong, with long legs and a […] read