Author: Luke Ozvik

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us… She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of […] read

We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and […] read

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling – then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a […] read

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls […] read

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing… Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by… Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing… Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing […] read

We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway… And then we’re looking at something new…. We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp […] read

We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway… And then we’re looking at something new…. A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned […] read

We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway… And then we’re looking at something familiar… A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise […] read

We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway… And then we’re looking at something new…. The Royal Courts of Justice in London. An amazing grandiose building, opened way back in 1882 by Queen Victoria herself. […] read

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing… Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph… Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town… Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional […] read