We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway… And then we’re looking at something familiar…
A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows chewing slowly. We’ve used this as the opening shot on every show so far. We felt it beautiful summed up the English countryside.
As we roll back along this road, a woman steps into frame behind us and walks along talking to camera. It’s Charley, of course, and she’s looking as filthy as ever. Knee length boots, tight jeans, and a tight sweater that once again highlights those fantastic fakes of hers. Her long black hair hangs down her back, there’s very little wind to blow it around.
“Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo. I’m Charley Ozvik, and I’ve travelled the length and breadth of the nation, helping our bravest women fulfil their darkest fantasies…”
The title, “THE UNITED KINGDOM OF ZOO” flashes up on screen over a graphic showing the UK, with little pins appearing, each pin representing a location we’ve visited during this series. Right now, there’s a pin flashing right up in the north of England.
We cut back to Charley on the country lane as she approaches a little old stone cottage. She continues to talk to us as she pushes through a little wooden gate and approaches the building.
“This week, we’re in Yorkshire, to meet a lady who has dedicated her life to living as close to nature as she can… And wants to get even closer to the animal world than she’s ever been…”
The door of the cottage opens and an older lady, 58 to be precise, appears. She’s healthy, tall and rustic-looking, with big boobs and blonde (almost white), long, wild hair flowing over her shoulders. She’s wearing something that was probably once a fairly pretty summer dress – but is now a fairly tired collection of rags with a vaguely summery feel. She’s not a tramp you understand, she clean and healthy, just a bit scruffy. She speaks with a strong Yorkshire accent and, frequently, a raspy little chuckle.
“’Ello.” She says, looking directly into camera. Almost completely oblivious to how many people are probably watching, “Me name is Penelope Wright, I’m 58, and I want to have sex wi’ a great big dog!”
We cut to a shot of a little white walled cottage in the middle of the countryside. From the outside it looks barely large enough to live in. Inside it seems almost smaller. Two rooms, living room with kitchenette, bedroom with a little bathroom off it. Several cats wonder around.
Penelope takes a seat at the head of the table, Charley is sitting to the side, both of them nicely framed in the same shot.
“It’s not much but the rent’s dirt cheap. Ah’ve got my savings, and my pension coming in soon… It’s home and it’s all I need.” She chuckles. “Almost all I need.”
“Do you ever get lonely all the way out here?” Asks Charley.
“I don’t really like people, to be frank… I don’t want to have guests here… Present company excluded, of course.” The chuckle again.
Penelope sips from a big mug of tea, collecting her thoughts. “I’ve been married twice, and neither of them worked out. It wasn’t that they done owt wrong, it were just that I were miserable with them both. I used to think maybe I was a lesbian, but the idea of spending time with another lady does absolutely nothing for me…” She reaches out and puts a skinny old hand on Charley’s… “Nowt personal, you know.” Charley smiles, not at all concerned that this strange lady doesn’t want to sleep with her.
She continues, “Back in the, like, the nineties, I saw one of those old Animal Farm videos… I was more turned on watching the bloke fucking the chicken than I was being fucked by my husband… And when the women got fucked by the dogs… Bloody hell… I was done. I’ve thought about it ever since. That’s like 25 years of thinking about it…”
“Did you ever tell anybody else about your fantasy?” Asks Charley.
“I told my second husband about it… I think that’s probably why he’s not my husband anymore!” She chuckles, sips her tea. “He couldn’t handle the thought that everytime we ‘ad sex I was thinking about a dog!”
“What is it about bestiality that turns you on?”
Penelope leans forward, very earnest, as if she’s revealing a secret that’s never been revealed before. “It’s honest… Animals don’t lie. If they don’t like you, they don’t want anything to do with you. They growl and they bark… If they do like you, they want to be right on top of you… RIGHT on top… And they love you, and they lick you… I’m looking forward to being licked!!”
“So it’s just about being loved?”
Penelope cracks a smile. “No… It’s about doing the deed, isn’t it? You know, animal passion. Really dirty rough animal passion.”
“So, what are you looking forward to most today?”
“I haven’t had sex for over two years, so to be honest, dog or not, I’m just looking forward to having a nice big cock inside me again…” She smiles. “And if that’s attached to a dog, and it’s a big hairy dog on my back… I think that’s a lovely thing to look forward to.”
“If today goes well, will this change your life?”
Penelope barely pauses, a big smile flashing over her face. “Well I’ll be getting rid of these bloody cats and buying a couple of dogs for a start…”
Charley smiles at Penelope’s clear thinking. “Two dogs… You’ve thought this through.”
“Two dogs… For a start… It’s all I ever think about these days, yes… I’d like to spend my final decade or two just being pounded by one dog after another. Every day. In the cottage, out in the garden, out in the fields… I just need to know that I like it before I commit to it…” There’s a look in her eyes – pure lust or pure insanity, it’s hard to tell.
“If you don’t mind me asking… You’re obviously a very sexual lady… All the way out here, with no one else around – what do you do for sex?” Asks Charley, genuinely curious. She’s never quite got used to the fact that old ladies masturbate too.
“Well, obviously I play with myself quite a bit. I don’t have a vibrator, I prefer the natural energy of nature… I like to use natural items – smooth stones from a riverbed and feel lovely and cold against your clit… I use them a bit like love eggs… If I find one the right shape and size, I like to push it inside my pussy – right from the river whilst it’s still cold… If they are smooth enough it feels very good… And trees – I like to wrap myself around a tree trunk, or a branch, and just rub against it. Not like those hippy tree-huggers, I really like to grind my pussy against them – the rougher the bark the better… I’ve actually given myself quite a few cuts and scratches – but I don’t mind, it all adds to the sensation!”
The look on Charley’s face says it all. This is a strange lady!
We cut to the outside… A black van approaching along a narrow country lane – it’s almost ominous…
Inside, Penelope stands from her chair, looking a little uncertain – not so much about her situation and what she’s about to do, more about whether it’s time to do it or not. She’s encouraged to continue by someone behind the camera.
She unbuttons the front of her dress, letting it fall open to reveal a slightly sagging boobs in a white half-cup bra, a soft but not fat belly, and a pair of fairly white briefs. As she slips the dress off we note that she’s not in bad shape for an older woman – not great, but certainly not a wrinkly old prune!
Outside, the black van gets closer…
In the cottage, Penelope reaches up behind her back and unhooks her bra, letting it fall away, pushed down by the boobs as they sag down under their own weight. They don’t go too low – it’s not droopy-tit time, but their size and age have a fair effect.
Outside, the van pulls up infront of her cottage, behind our two crew vehicles. The side door opens and a man appears… Before we get a chance to identify him, we cut to the rear of the van as he opens the doors – and we see a large, wide, black Rottweiler jump down onto the road side. Look up at his own with his tail stump wagging. It’s Rocky, with his owner Pablo.
The front door of the cottage opens, and we see the nearly naked form of Penelope standing there, waiting to receive visitors… Rocky sees her, looks up at Pablo, then looks back to her and begins to wonder into the cottage, Pablo follows.
In the kitchen, Penelope welcomes Rocky with a wide, happy smile, bending forward to rub his shoulders and back, then his neck and head… Making a fuss of him.
Rocky sniffs the air – closing in on Penelope’s pussy. To look at her you’d imagine she gives off a bit of a smell, but in the room she’s actually not too hard on the nose. She’s hygienic even if she isn’t overly clean. She waits as he gets closer, watching with interest as he stops to sniff at various items of furniture.
She looks around and selects a wooden kitchen chair to sit on, scraping it over the floor to get it in position, then sitting on the edge of the seat and spreading her thighs. Her pussy fully exposed – hairy and a little loose looking, pock-marked with a few small scars and grazes. It looks like she’s fucked herself with half the trees in Yorkshire! It’s not the prettiest we’ve ever seen… Rocky doesn’t seem to be bothered though.
“Come and have a sniff of this, Rocky…” She says, reaching down to spread the loose lips open. The inside is pink, clean and wet. Rocky stuffs his nose in there and snorts like a cocaine addict – then he starts licking and Penelope almost doubles over, smiling and laughing, her hands resting on the dog’s head, holding him gently.
“Oh, he’s a good boy…” She leans back to look down at him as he continues licking, “Who’s a good boy? You’re a gooooooooooood boy!” She says, her voice rising as his tongue finds a particularly pleasurable spot.
He keeps licking – occasionally stopping, licking his lips, and looking up at her. Each time he stops, she angles her hips toward him, spreads her skinny legs a little wider, and pats the top of her pussy – encouraging him to get back to the job.
She keeps one hand on his head, and raises the other to hers, stroking the hair back from her face and over her head, holding it in place as she takes more pleasure from his wet tongue.
She looks like she’s headed toward an orgasm – her breath speeding up, the open mouthed smile getting broader, her hands going from her head to the dog’s head, to her own saggy boobs… Then she suddenly stops – pushing the beast away and closing her legs. Pretty much crossing them and holding that pose as she regains her composure.
“Is everything okay?” Checks Charley, worried by the sudden pre-orgasmic stop.
Penelope holds one finger up in a ‘wait’ pose… Gathers herself, then speaks… “I’m still cumming…” She smiles… Opens her eyes… “I’m not a noisy woman… My last husband could never tell when he’d made me cum – none of the previous men even got me there…”
“But Rocky’s managed it first time, aye?” Checks Charley with a knowing look to camera.
Penelope smiles and nods, “First time… Yes. He’s a good boy…” She turns to Rocky and rubs his bed with both hands. “You’re a good boy, aren’t you?”
She smiles into camera and laughs a little, “He’s a big boy… I’m a little bit scared. I’m not sure if I’m scared of him, or about what I want to do with him…”
“And what’s that?” Asks Charley.
Penelope smiles, wise enough to know that Charley just wants to hear her say something good for the camera… “Well… I want him to fuck me… I want him to fuck the shit out of me. I haven’t been fucked for years – and I want him to make up for all that missed time.”
She slips off the chair onto her knees on the bare wooden floor. Then leans forward onto her hands, brushing a little dirt off the floor infront of her, then settling on her hands and knees. Her old boobs hang down, as does he slim, but loose, belly. She looks up at the dog and pants, tongue out, smiling, pretending to be an over-heating dog…
Rocky steps toward her, excited, and licks at her face, catching her tongue as well as her jaw and cheek. She shuffles around, bare knees on hard floor, attracting his interest. He follows her around, trying to get behind her.
She crawls away from the table, infront of the fireplace – into a good position for the cameras – and then stops, pushing her bottom back toward Rocky and wiggling it a little.
He doesn’t need to be asked twice… He’s licked her pussy, he’s kissed her mouth, but now – no more foreplay, he’s ready to fuck… Mounting her, grabbing her around the midriff, pulling himself onto her – pulling her under him… Then he’s arching his back toward her back end, and pumping his big cock at her pussy…
Penelope smiles broadly, almost laughing as the dog bumps up against her. Looking right up into camera for a second and making that smile a little larger – showing her teeth – and then suddenly her mouth opens wide, as do her eyes, and she lets out a surprised “Aaarrrgghhhhuummmmm!” noise as Rocky slips inside her.
There’s a brief pause. Penelope adjusts to having a dog’s cock inside her. The dog adjusts to being inside another human… Then it begins. He starts to fuck her furiously – fast and hard, deep in her hole.
Back to the close-up under Penelope as we watch the big hard shaft of Rocky’s cock slipping and sliding in and out of her old cunt.
The look on her face says that she’s in a very happy place. The look on Rocky’s face, resting on her back, suggests that he’s pretty happy too! He’s certainly happy to keep humping, because he doesn’t stop for a second. It’s a fever half minute of fast pounding, with her smiling the whole time.
A low angle shot shows her big old tits swinging and jiggling under the onslaught of doggy action. Taking one hand off the floor and reaching down to take hold of his paws under her belly.
Looking up at them from this angle, Penelope looks about as happy as she could look. “I love it… I love it…”
Her knees aching as the beast’s weight pushes her down and his thrusts push her forward, scraping along the stone floor – him following as close behind as he can.
Pretty soon he’s arching his back right around, angling his thrusts almost up into her pussy from beneath, trying to force his way deeper inside her old flesh.
We cut to the low angle GoPro shot again and note that he is really trying to force his knot home – already semi-formed outside of her body, he now wants it inside… And Penelope isn’t exactly trying to stop him… She reaches down and helps push him deeper inside, fingers behind his knot and pulling it into her flesh… Until, after pressing against her for a few moments, it suddenly slips inside her flesh – and she gasps… What a gasp… The most satisfied moment on the series to date…
We cut to a wider shot (and about six minutes later, although we don’t make a point of that on the actual show), and see Rocky standing over Penelope – his powerful dark body juxtaposed with her skinny pale one – as he cums in her belly, over and over and over again. One squirt after another.
Her face is a picture of long awaited dreams being fulfilled. A smile, with eyes closed to let her dream about her perfect version of this scene… In heaven, or close.
We cut back to a close-up of her pussy, Rocky’s big dock stuffed in there – his knot filling out her old flesh. Locked in place. Going nowhere. Her just having to moan and sigh through this. Occasional short, sharp, gasping whimpers as the sheer size of his member makes her wince.
A few more second passes, then we hear Penelope gasping a little – hearing what’s about to happen before we can see it… Then silence, a little pause, and suddenly – the knot slurps out of her, flesh spreading wide, then slopping shut again as the massive meat slides out.
Dog jism pours from her pussy like a dam being burst. Pouring at first, then dribbling, along her lips to the lowest point, where it spills to the hard wooden floor, making a little dirty puddle on the floor.
She rocks forward and rolls to her side, looking back at Rocky – a relieved and very satisfied look on her face. Then up at the camera. “Was that a quick one? It felt quick…”
Charley explains that was about average and Penelope nods. “Okay… Can they go longer? Do I need to get a specific breed?”
“Just stick to your original plan – get two and let them take turns!” Jokes Charley. Penelope nods in agreement.
She’s still on all fours, cum pooled on the hard floor between her knees, looking at the big dog as he walks around with his big cock still swinging around under him, suddenly distracted from the conversation with Charley, “That’s a really beautiful cock he’s got there…”
She licks her lips.
Cut to – this aging lady, on her back, under Rocky. Holding his cock in one hand, getting into position to suck it. Licking the tip, then licking the shaft, then licking the tip again, finally taking the tip in her mouth, and sucking slowly on it. Mmmmmmmoaning as she does it. Highly satisfied.
She sucks, then she swallows. Sucks again, then swallows again. Moving her face closer to his belly, then further away. Pulling it out and licking it again, then wrapping her lips around it and sucking again.
As we watch her sucking cock we note just how completely relaxed she looks – like this is the most natural thing in the world a woman could do… And then she’s done. Falling slowly back onto the floor. Her head coming to rest in that puddle of cum that spilled from her pussy a few minutes before. She doesn’t react to it (and only our most eagle-eyed viewers will pick up on it). She looks very relaxed.
Later, Penelope sits on the floor infront of her open fireplace, Rocky sitting beside her. Either the exertion of fucking her, or the heat from the fire, is making him pant hard, but he looks quite happy.
Charley crouches on the other side of the dog, facing the camera, with her knees out wide – those jeans are so tight that we’re sure that the crotch will split at any moment. Ironically, after having just watched the other woman being fucked by a dog, and having already seen Charley being gangbanged by dogs, there will still be plenty of viewers praying for the jeans to rip and her pussy to be exposed…
“How was that then?” Asks Charley, flipping the microphone over toward her guest.
“That was very pleasant, thank you.” Says Penelope, looking down and stroking the dog as she talks.
“So, what was your favourite part?” Charley
Penelope laughs a little. “Well, it was HIS part, of course…” She rubs his side a little more.
“I should have thought of that…” Charley says, shaking her head, then she hands over the regular post-fuck gift, that little white t-shirt, but this week it appears to have a little more weight to it. “Congratulations on your performance… I hope you enjoyed doing it as much as we enjoyed watching… Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo… Here’s your commemorative t-shirt, I don’t suppose anyone will see you wearing it…”
Penelope takes the shirt and unfolds it, letting a box fall from it into her lap as she checks out the design on the chest, then looking up at the camera. “I’ll wear it when I buy my dogs – let the breeder know his puppy’s are going to be well looked after!!”
“So,” Charley continues. “You will be buying some dogs for yourself..?”
Penelope nods, “Oh yes, definitely. At least two. Maybe more… And Rotties like Rocky. I want some more of that!”
Charley reaches out and pats the box that fell from the t-shirt. “If you’re a fan of Rocky, maybe you should open this up…”
Penelope picks up the package, tears off the wrapping and reveals a box inside that contains a 10 inch long doggy dildo – perfectly moulded from soft pink latex, with a small air-pump attached to the base that can be used to pump up an expanding knot. The words “UK of Zoo – Realistic Rocky” are printed over the top of the box over a picture of the star himself. She seems very happy to have it. “Oh, that’s fantastic!”
“Well, you mentioned you don’t even own a dildo, and we can’t have you rubbing yourself raw on trees, can we?” Jokes Charley as her guest begins to open the dildo box immediately.
Charley turns to the camera immediately. “I don’t think Penelope wants to talk for much longer…”
As she speaks her guest is flopping onto her back again, taking the doggy dildo and rubbing it against her well-fucked pussy.
Charley continues, trying to focus on her closing monologue, “We’ll be heading back down south next week to meet another lady who is looking forward to testing herself with a dog… But for now, from myself, and from Penelope, it’s goodnight.”
To her side, Penelope is already forcing the unlubricated dildo into her pussy. Charley breaks off her smile for the camera and reaches out to stop the older lady. “I think you need to learn something…” She takes the dildo from her hand and brings it up to her own mouth, runs her tongue along the shaft, then pops it into her mouth and wets it… Then hands it back… “Now try it…”
We fade out as Penelope slips the dildo into her old pussy with great ease, sighing and nodding toward our host. It’s clear that the concept of lubrication has never occurred to her before.
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