Original: “Rotkäppchen” by MastiffGirl
Translated and proofread by likestowatch
An immense wolf jumped out of the bushes.
Wolf: “I’m going to eat you now!”
Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh shit!”
Wolf: “Well, good, because it’s you: before I eat you up, you have three wishes. What are your wishes?”
Little Red Riding Hood: “Well, you know, I haven’t had very much good sex in my life. Would you, I mean could you …?”
Wolf: “Well, sure.”
No sooner said than done.
Wolf: “So, what’s your second wish?”
Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh that was so nice, don’t we want to do it again?”
Wolf: “If it absolutely must be!”
Wolf: (gasp) “Wooh,” the Wolf said tiredly. “Now quickly your last wish, I’m really hungry!”
Little Red Riding Hood: (grin) “Ahem, you were incredibly great …”
Wolf: “Oh no! Not again!”
Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh yes, I still have one wish left. A promise is a promise!”
Wolf: (panting) “Well then …”
But that was too much for the wolf, even before Little Red Riding Hood cums, the Wolf dies from exhaustion. The hunter comes over: “Little Red Riding Hood, must you fuck every wolf? This is already the third wolf this week!”
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