It’s picture postcard, travelogue time again as we take in a montage of the historical town of York. The old wall that wraps around the city centre, the train museum celebrating the earliest days of steam, and finally the Jorvik Viking Centre, a museum celebrating the historical attacks on the city by the Viking hordes from over the North Sea. We’re in the museum on the pretence of shooting a documentary about barbarians.
We’re watching a slim woman, approaching middle age but still in good condition. She has short dark hair with a long fringe that brushes her eyebrows. Her nose is a little large, her lips quite fat, and her ears stick out a bit, but the overall look is pleasant. Approachable. Let’s just say that she wouldn’t lack company if she wanted it.
She’s dressed smart-casual way that highlights her slim figure and big boobs, and she could easily be mistaken for a member of staff, although she isn’t… Several tourists have in fact started following her as she provides a commentary which is perhaps 25% accurate, and 75% pure fantasy. She points out the exhibits and describes what they are, and what they were used for, making up names for ancient Viking kings – most of those names appear to be Bjorn, Gunnar or Erik… Pausing infront of an exhibit that is actually the fearsome looking Viking warrior Ragnar, and his five daughters, plus a couple of large wolfhounds, she tells the following…
“King Bjorn the Terrible,” she tells her enrapt tourists, “had five wives and would service each of them every night… When Bjorn was at sea, the duty of servicing his wives fell to his hound Erik… Legend has it that his wives preferred it when Bjorn was at sea.” She delivers the last part of the tale whilst looking directly at a wide-eyed pale faced teenage girl. The young tourist looks a little bewildered, but why would a historian lie?
Cut to Kaye in close-up, outside. She speaks with a less official, but still very clear, tone. “My name is Kaye Warren, and I’m a 38 year old former schoolteacher from York, in the north of England.”
She tells her story. “I used to teach geography and physical education at comprehensive schools in the area, but unfortunately, “ she sighs, “there was too much temptation for me there… I was in a relationship with one of my students, and when her parents found out they reported it. They were going to let me go with a warning, but during the investigation they found another eight girls I’d had extra-curricular sessions with… And they threw the book at me. Six months in prison, on the sex-offenders register, and obviously I’m not allowed anywhere near a school anymore… Museums are fun though…”
Cut to her in the museum again, this time infront of an exhibit showing some Vikings with a large fish and big smiles. “Viking men on long sea voyages, “ she tells her captive audience, “would often use these fish for their own pleasure…” She mimes laying a fish out infront of her crotch and humping it as if she was a man. Her tour group laughs. She continues, “The Viking women back home weren’t shy about using fish either…” She fixes her teenage target with a gentle stare, “… They were known to use live fish as a sort of dildo, to pleasure themselves in the absence of a man, or a dog…”
Cut back to outside the museum. Her interview. “I tried that once, with a fish, but it wasn’t alive, it was from the fresh section at Asda. It was cold and hard… It felt lovely actually. I’d like to do that to another woman one day… With a live fish this time!” She flashes a little look toward our own Charley, who always seems interesting to our bi-sexual and lesbian guests.
You obviously like women… Where does the interest in dogs come from?
She continues answering in this public space, with people standing around, noting the cameras and eves-dropping on the interview.
“I’ve always been attracted to women, yes. When I was 15-16 and I was attracted to 15-16 year old girls, that wasn’t a problem, but when I grew up, I continued to be attracted to 15-16 year olds… It wasn’t a choice. I just like that look, that innocence… I wouldn’t choose to be this way. If I had my way I’d be turned on by grown men, life would be much easier that way… It’s the same with dogs. I don’t know where it comes from, or when it started… But I’ve always wanted to have sex with a dog. It’s ironic really, but if I’d bought a dog when I became a teacher, I might still be teaching now – despite being a dirty dogslut…” She smiles at the thought, then an idea occurs to her. “More realistically I’d still be in prison because I would have got all those girls to fuck the dog too!” She laughs, finding her scenario quite funny.
We show her walking along a narrow residential street, passing a Volkswagen Passat Estate car on her way. Turning up a small pathway and unlocking the front of a small terraced house before disappearing inside.
Inside, in a quiet and reflective moment, Kaye looks into camera and speaks her mind. “If this works out, then I’ll have something to keep my mind off girls… I don’t want to be a problem for anyone else… I just want to have fun. The more the better. A lot of fun.”
We cut to a close up of a big, heavy sheath under a dog’s belly. Close up of a big pair of dogs balls, hanging heavy between a dog’s strong hind legs. Close up of the big dog’s paws scrabbling on the concrete paving stones outside. Close up of a huge dog’s head, mouth open, tongue out, drool and slobber on the jowls. Close up of a huge, fully erect, purple cock with little blue and red blood vessels criss-crossing its surface – literally the shape of things to cum (from a clip from a previous show). Pull back to a wide shot of the whole dog – the biggest of them all… No words are required to introduce… Dino!
Back to the door of the hotel room – it opens and allows our new guests to enter… Dino the Great Dane and his owner Bernard.
No words required, but Bernard will offer them anyway. “This is Dino.” Bernard speaks in voice-over whilst the huge dog continues to piss like a firehouse. “He’s an 8 year old Great Dane. He’s enjoying his sex-symbol status and gets fan mail from as far away as Australia and Japan… There’s nothing Dino enjoys more than getting out and getting personal with his fans…”
Kaye’s face lights up as Dino trots into her cramped little house. “Oh my fucking God!” She gasps. She looks around from the camera to the crew, her mouth hanging open. “It’s a fucking horse!”
She welcomes the huge animal with open arms, dropping to her knees as he approaches, then wrapping her arms around his big neck. Her face comes up close to his and she is able to talk into his ear. She probably thinks we can’t hear as she whispers, “I want you to give me a really good fucking… Okay, really hard!”
She straightens up, standing next to the huge dog, looking down at him as much as she looks at camera. As she talks she removes her coat and hangs it up. Then unbuttons her top and removes it without a thought.
“What’s the youngest he’s ever fucked?” She asked Bernard. He scratches his head, “Twenty, I think.” He thinks a little more as she unzips her skirt and begins to shimmy it off. “He’s not had any teenagers yet… Most younger women are scared of him.”
She steps out of the skirt and looks down at the beast again. “I can understand why… Young girls are so nervous first time… I think I know a couple of young ladies who’d like to have some fun with you though…” She says, most likely to turn herself on as much as anything.
And suddenly she’s in her bra and panties. Both are Marks & Spencer, very functional, not sexy for any reason other than they are all that separates her from becoming intimate with this big animal.
She removes the bra and her C-cup boobs sag a lot, then her panties to reveal a freshly waxed, completely clean, pussy. She runs her fingers across the area… “I don’t like a lot of pubic hair… I like a nice clean pussy.”
She smiles, a crooked smile, half to camera and half at the thought of a nice clean hairless pussy.
Then, having got a signal from behind camera, she drops to her knees beside the beast – he’s sitting on his arse, with his hindlegs splayed wide open, pretty much offering her belly/crotch up to this most willing of humans. She’s stroking him with one hand and moving her other ever closer to his sheath.
She looks up at the camera and jokes, “I’m usually the one who knows what’s going on… It’s strange to have a ‘lover’ who’s more experienced than me!!” She says to us, unable to stop grinning.
She continues rubbing his belly, then moves on to rubbing his sheath, and as soon as she’s comfortable with that, she begins to fondle his sheath… It’s as big as her hand. He looks over at her as she grasps it – whines just a little then settles as she loosens her grip. Kaye talks to the camera crew. “I can feel it – it’s HUGE!”
Licking her lips, she slides her fist up and down his shaft, whilst her other hand rubs his balls… Then works up his thigh until she’s raising his tail… She can’t resist. Kissing him near his ass, then with growing confidence, moving her face around behind him and kissing his asshole – pursed lips pushing out to make contact, then opening so that her tongue can explore the rim, then pushing inside.
He stands there, perplexed, head in the air, not moving as he experiences this new and unusual sensation. Kaye looking very comfortable on her knees behind him, leaning forward with her tongue up the dog’s arsehole… One hand holding his tail in the air, the other holding him by his big thigh. Pushing her face back and forward, her tongue moving an inch in and out of the dog’s ass. She doesn’t do it for long – just enough to be able to say she’s done it… Then she pulls her face away from him, reaching up to wipe her tongue on her arm, spitting… Dino walks away, as Kaye looks into camera. “That’s actually as disgusting as it looks!” She says, smiling and then spitting again for effect.
She’s doesn’t notice Dino turning back, rushing toward her from behind. She’s still on her knees. He rears up and mounts her. His front paws wrapping around her shoulders and his weight pushing her down onto all fours… Then he’s on top of her, crossing his big legs around her rib-cage, his paws crossing under her belly. His belly on her bottom. His big cock banging up against her from behind, a hot tip slithering between her thighs and her butt cheeks, looking for a happy place.
Almost as soon as her arse is in the air, Dino angles down, finds the soft space between her wet pussy lips… And he’s into her. His hairy chest on her back, neatly clipped toe-nails scraping against the back of her slim legs. His hot belly on her round arse.
She screams in shock as his hot, hard cock slides into her… But there’s no stopping Dino – as soon as he feels her tight pussy around his cock he’s away. Jackhammering into her cunt from behind. Gripping her tighter and pumping faster as he tries to get as deep into her as he possibly can.
He fucks her hard and fast, his hindlegs stepping between and around her calves, sometimes on them, as he seeks the best purchase and grip. Pushing in harder and faster, feverishly fucking this dirty whore.
The actual fuck doesn’t last that long, but it’s long enough for Kaye to shudder to a rapturous orgasm. Her hips and back jerking, her belly spasming. Her letting out a long, low grumbling moan as she cums. Her mouth hanging open, she’s not a noisy girl when it comes to the climax… She just shivers and smiles.
The dog backs away for a second and his cock slops out of her pussy. But he keeps holding her, as if he wants to keep going… It’s all been too quick for both of them, and they both looks a little disappointed.
She settles back and rubs her fingers over her pussy, partly soothing her stretched out cunt, partly rubbing her clit, using the dog’s cum as lubricant. Eyes half closed, leaning back, catching her breath. One hand rubbing her boobs, pinching her nipples, pulling on them. “There’s not that many women have the nerve to do that with a dog… I wonder how many feel under-whelmed by the experience?” She smiles. “I could manage a lot more!” She’s looking across the room at Dino, who is standing with his enormous cock just hanging between his hindlegs.
She rolls forward onto her hands and knees and crawls over to him, reaching out to stroke him as she gets close. He pads back to her, his tongue out, panting. The fuck has clearly tired him out even if he didn’t get to empty himself into this slut.
She works her way up next to him, kneeling down with spread knees and ankles so that her arse is on the floor between her heels. Her head is low enough that she only has to bend forward a little to bring her face to eye-level with his big ugly cock… She takes a gentle hold of it by the base – Dino gives an initial growl, then realises she’s being gentle with him and stops, letting this human slut do as she pleases… And she pleases to licking up and down the long fat shaft a few times… Then to kiss the big flat tip and tongue the hole in it… Then to slowly, lovingly, sensuously wrap her lips around the head, and slide the cock as far into her mouth as she can take it.
She holds it there for a few seconds then pulls it out again and spits on the floor. Her face says, “Yuk”, but that doesn’t stop her going back for seconds.
Fresh cum is shooting into her mouth and she’s happy to swallow every drop no matter how bad it tastes. Swallowing, then scowling, then sucking and swallowing again. She manages a half-hearted smile around the cock, and at one point – when she’s sure the camera is on her, she manages a very cheeky little wink to the viewers at home – pink/white cock filling her mouth. The meat quite grotesquely swollen out of shape. Only just fitting in between her jaws.
The whole time she is sucking she still has a hand between her legs, and she’s rubbing her pussy hard and fast – working that clit again. She’s just got off on the Dane’s huge cock, and now she’s got that ugly flesh in her mouth and she’s trying to get off again… Dino is happy to let her do it – apparently enjoying it more than having her tongue in his arse.
She sucks and slurps, and rubs and frigs, fingers on the surface, fingers slipping inside… Working her pussy… Breathing hard, breath ragged around the dog’s huge cock. His cum leaking out of the corners of her mouth. Her eyes widening as she brings herself to a second climax for the session. She immediately falls back, letting the cock flop out of her mouth, dog cum spilling down her chin and onto her big tits. Her mouth hanging open as more spills over her lips, hanging down in long wet strings from her chin. She’s still lost in the orgasmic moment…
A few seconds of silence as she lets the final few shivers pass. Then she begins to crack another of her big smiles, and we fade out…
Fade in – Kaye sitting infront of camera, dog-cum all over her chin, neck and big saggy tits. She looks a little flushed from the back-to-back orgasms.
“I had a great time, actually… I was surprised by how much fun it was… I expected it to feel really really dirty and painful. I thought I’d feel like a complete slut… But I didn’t imagine it would make me feel THIS dirty, or be THAT painful, or that I’d feel like THIS much of a slut.” She laughs at herself.
Would you do it again?
“Oh absolutely… I could do this a lot. Get my own dog, start introducing him to my little girlfriends…” She smiles, then looks to camera, “All of legal age, of course, I’m a reformed woman…” From the look on her face we’re guessing she’s not totally reformed.
Fade out.
Update – a caption flashes us to tell us that, “Shortly after Kaye’s show was broadcast – she was arrested after being found with a Labrador and two local private school girls in her home. She is currently awaiting trial on charges of statutory rape, bestiality with a minor, and false imprisonment. She plans to fight the false imprisonment charge.”
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