We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing… Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by… Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing… Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures…
Then we’re in a large carpark… Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back and forth… Then a familiar figure walking between the cars toward us. We know her, but she looks ‘different’ to how we remember her. It’s Charley – the surprise winner of last year’s television award for best host, who will actually be hosting our show for real from now on. Since she was last on camera she’s had “a bit of work done” – the tabloids were full of it of course. Her boob job, the chin and cheek implants, the derma-peels and the nose job. She’s still Charley, but no longer the girl-next-door Charley that we grew accustomed to, she’s now released the extra slutty Charley who always was inside… And with the slutty exterior comes a new level of confidence, and a certain style too.
She’s wearing a low cut top that shows off her newly purchased cleavage, and a pair of tight jeans that suggest she’s spent quite a bit of time in the gym as well as the surgery.
Her long hair, now dyed black instead of its natural brunette, has been swept behind her head so that as it blows in the wind it stay out of her face. She walks toward camera with a deliberate, confident stride. Not fast, she’s in no hurry, but clearly someone without a fear in the world. Fucking eleven dogs in a row will do that to a girl!
She speaks directly to camera as she walks, “Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo. I’m Charley Ozvik, and over the next 20 weeks I’ll be travelling the length and breadth of the country, helping some lucky ladies fulfil their dreams… This year, we’ve had more applications than we’ve ever had before, and we’ve added a couple of new dogs to our talent list to give us more dogs than we’ve ever had before, to show that we truly live in… ”
The title, “THE UNITED KINGDOM OF ZOO” flashes up, and our opening credits run over shots of various women reacting to the arrival of various dogs – some of the dogs are familiar, others are new… There are brief shots of women laughing as they undress… Of Charley helping dog’s mount them, and of them twisting their faces up, or smiling, or crying out/moaning in reaction to being fucked… Then we fade up a graphic showing the UK, with little pins appearing, each pin representing a location we’ll be visiting in the new series. One of the pins is flashing on and off in the London area of the map.
We fade back in, this time we’re inside a large clothing store. Plenty of customers looking for a bargain, staff helping where they can. We watch a montage of typical activity in the store as Charley continues her narration. “We’re at the Gallion’s Reach shopping park in East London to meet our first guest of the year…”
We watch as a dark haired, middle-aged woman walks the floor talking to her staff, directing the occasional customer to the correct part of the store. She’s wearing a neat knee length dark skirt, tight enough around the hips and thighs to show she has a reasonable figure, and a white blouse that again shows that she’s trim and has a decent chest too… There’s a name badge on her left breast pocket that reads “ELIZABETH STIMPSON – MANAGER”. She appears to be full of life and very comfortable with her staff and the cameras. We hear her speak in voice-over, a slight Cockney twang to her pleasant voice. Clearly separate parts of an interview stitched together to form an intro. “My name is Elizabeth Stimpson… I’m 48, and I’m the manager of a popular clothing store here at Gallion’s Reach. I’ve been married for 29 years, I’ve got 3 children, and believe it or not, 2 grandchildren…”
And now we’re looking at Elizabeth standing with Charley, they’re in a small office – Elizabeth’s office – because she doesn’t want to be seen with us on the shop floor.
We’re making an effort to include Charley as an on-camera host now – but to be honest her interview technique isn’t great. She never seems sure whether she should be looking at the camera or the guest, so ends up flipping back and forth. “Tell us why you’re here today…”
Elizabeth looks a little thoughtful, then opens up. “I had my kids young, in my teens, and never really had any ‘wild years’ to experiment. Then I was a grandmother before I turned 40… I live with a sense of dread that I could be a bloody great grandmother before I’m 60 if my grand-daughter keeps up the family tradition! Life feels like it’s moving by way too fast… And I’ve always had these fantasies about animals – I don’t know where they came from, and I don’t really care to be honest – and I suddenly realised I’m almost fifty, and I’m responsible for so much, and I’ve no idea why I’ve never acted on them… So… Here I am…”
“What is it about bestiality that turns you on?”
Elizabeth smiles, “Oh, that’s easy… I don’t know if I should admit it, but I just love the look of a dog’s cock… They look so ugly. Just these big fat ugly little clubs… Sometimes not so little… Ha ha…”
“So you’ve seen a lot of dog cocks?”
Elizabeth nods. “I’ve been watching videos for quite a while… Like I said, I’ve always had this ‘interest’, but when I started finding pictures on the internet I couldn’t stop searching for more. Pictures, videos, whatever I could find. I don’t really care what the women look like, or if the sex was any good… I was only interested in the dogs with the biggest cocks. I like the really ugly, deformed looking ones. The ones that bend, or have great fat swollen shafts… I love to see women take them in their mouths, especially when they barely fit… Drooling… And cum spilling…” She almost seems to shudder. “Oooh, shivers down my spine…” And she smiles again.
“What are you most looking forward to today?”
Elizabeth cracks another smile… “Erm… You know, I’m really just looking forward to seeing one up close – holding it in my hand… Putting it in my mouth… The sex, obviously… But mainly just touching one. I hope it’s big…”
“If today goes well, will this change your life?”
“I think whether it goes well or not, my life will change – because once everyone knows what I am… Well… They’re never going to look at me the same way again, are they?” She looks a little worried.
Charley gets the tone of final question just right, leaning in a little, showing her concern, “Are you sure you want to go through with it?”
Elizabeth crosses her arms over her body, considers her options. “Well, that all depends on one thing…”
“And what’s that..?” Asks Charley with genuine interest/concern.
Elizabeth cracks another smile, filling with anticipation and a new lease of confidence… “How big his cock is!”
Cut to the car park outside of the store. It’s dark now and the place appears to be deserted save for a couple of vehicles. One belonging to Elizabeth, the others belonging to our crew, and then there’s a Ford Transit van. A sign on the side reads, “United Kingdom of Zoo” with our famous logo of a happy dog mounting a comic book woman. There are few secrets now when UK of Zoo comes to town!
Charley is standing by the van, microphone in hand, ready to introduce our main talent for the show…
“Tonight we’ll be introducing a new dog to our viewers at home – and in a few minutes, to our guest inside… And wow… All I can say is that he’s a very big boy indeed…” She opens the rear door of the van and a heavy, hairy, dark furred monster jumps out.
It’s a St Bernard with a huge head and saggy but powerful flesh. St Bernards can look sad, but he clearly knows what’s in store for him and he seems to be smiling… St Bernards are also famous for bringing brandy to stranded skiiers in the mountains… This beast isn’t bringing alcohol, he’s got something altogether more refreshing…
“This,” Charley says, taking the beast by the leash, “is Goliath… And I can tell you that he’s a dog that lives up to his name… I ‘auditioned’ him myself, and he is a very talented puppy!” When she says ‘auditioned’ we know exactly what she means, and watching them side-by-side it’s a frightening thought to imagine his bulk on her little back.
She continues talking as she walks the huge dog back toward the shops. “Goliath is 4 years old, and he’s been intimate with his owner for a couple of years now… She’s agreed to him being on the show so long as she doesn’t have to appear on camera. Apparently, I’m the only other woman he’s ever had, so this big boy is in for a real treat now that he’s one of our crew… And I can assure you, our guests are in for a real treat one’s they meet him too…”
We cut back inside to the shop floor. Deserted. Most of the lights off. No staff. No customers. Then to the manager’s office, where Elizabeth has begun to unbutton her white blouse.
Elizabeth is already half-naked slut – stripped down to her underwear, which is a nice matching set in red lace. Her boobs look even bigger out of the blouse, plenty of cleavage and the material of that bra is strained. Her flesh is soft without being fat or loose, a hint of belly, but certainly not enough to be considered flabby.
She looks a little self-conscious as she pulls the shoulder straps off, then reaches behind her back to unhook it, the boobs immediately pushing it out and away from her as they are freed. She holds the bra infront of her chest for a moment – not teasing, just a little shy… Then allows it to fall away, letting us see her big boobs in all their glory. They hold up well for a grandmother…
Panties next, dropped down her legs and slipped off her shoeless feet. As she straightens up we see her pussy – dark and neatly trimmed. Very tidy… And she’s naked, hands almost covering her belly, which she seems more concerned about than either her boobs or her pussy.
Our camera sweeps from her face, down over her chest, her belly, pussy, legs, to her feet as she shifts a little uncomfortably in her place – then back up to her face.
Nervous, but not scared.
She receives an instruction from behind the camera, not audible on the show, and moves over to her desk, sitting down in her chair and leaning back, getting comfortable as she spreads her legs a little – then bringing one hand to one of those bigs boobs, and the other between her thighs to her pussy – she begins fingering herself slowly.
She looks into the camera, relaxing a little into her self-pleasuring, and says, “I’m so wet just thinking about the bloody dog… I think when he comes here, I’ll probably cum before he touches me…” She smiles and keeps working her slit, running a finger up and down then inside, then over her clit before repeating the movement, her other hand squeezing her boob at the same time.
We cut back to the shop floor, to see Charley walking down a long aisle of perfectly stacked shelves, the big St Bernard padding along beside her.
Back in the office and Elizabeth’s head is hanging back, one hand squeezing a tit hard, the other pumping two fingers into her pussy – and those fingers look very wet. It’s quiet and we can hear the wet squelch everytime she pushes them in… Schmik, schmik, schmik… Fast.
The door to her office opens and she sits upright with a start – as if she’s worried she’s been caught masturbating. We cut to the door and see the smirking face of Charley, and by her side, the huge hairy beast.
Elizabeth reacts to the sight of Goliath by sitting upright, bringing her knees together and leaning forward, her eyes opening wide. “My God, he’s huuuuuggggeeeeee!” And she smiles – a smile that’s somewhere between shock and awe.
Charley leads the huge dog into the small office, then over toward Elizabeth. “Elizabeth, I’d like you to meet Goliath… Goliath, I’d like you to meet Elizabeth!” She says. “Elizabeth, would very much like to fuck you, Goliath!”
The dog moves toward the older lady, who slowly allows her knees to part again, sitting back and angling her body so that her pussy is available to him. “Hello boy… Good boy… Do you want to be my friend?” She asks, a nervous quiver in her voice. More excitement than fear.
She looks to Charley and asks, “If I sit back, will he lick my cunt? He won’t bite me will he?”
Charley responds, “He’s not the best – he’s a bit sloppy…”
Elizabeth leans back, spreading her legs wider, and says “Oh, I don’t mind a bit of a mess…”
Goliath steps forward and sniffs at her pussy, then slops his tongue over it. Elizabeth gasps. The dog slops again, and she gasps again, one hand resting on top of the big animal’s head.
Charley attempts to add commentary. “A dog’s tongue is so much stronger, and can reach so much deeper, and provides so much more pleasure, than anything a man, or woman, can manage…”
Goliath appears to lose interest and backs away from the woman, lifting one of his big front paws up and slapping it down on her thigh.
Charley continues. “Unfortunately, Goliath here isn’t particularly interested in the taste of pussy… Some dogs do, some dogs don’t… Goliath… Don’t.”
Elizabeth sits up, runs a hand between her legs. Soaked. Slobber and pussy juice. She holds it up and shows her glistening palm to camera.
Cut to – a few moments later, Elizabeth has moved off the seat and is on her knees beside the big dog.
She slips her hand under his belly and cups his sheath and the big cock within it… Then hefts it for weight and gasps. “Oh, he IS a big boy…”
“Give it a little wank.” Suggests Charley from off camera.
Elizabeth picks up on her suggestion and gently grips the heavy shaft inside the beast’s sheath. There’s a look of mild amazement on her face as she grips and jerks it. “I can’t believe I’m actually doing this… “ She says, half to herself. “I’ve fantasized about it so much!”
“How does it feel?” Asks Charley.
Elizabeth looks up at the camera with stopping her firm wanking of the dog. “It’s very big… And… Hard… And it feels… Hot.” She almost says this as a question.
The end of Goliath’s cock is now poking out of his sheath, and Elizabeth is bent forward looking under him, pulling the furry pocket of flesh backward to reveal more of the engorged purple club of a cock. “Oh God, it’s bigger than I thought…” She says, spelling out what we’re already seen. She continues wanking him, watching more of his shaft poke out.
“Do that look better in real life than on video?” Asks Charley.
Elizabeth smiles, not breaking eye contact with that ugly fat cock as she squeezes and pumps it. “It’s much sexier seeing it up close… Maybe it’s a better looking one than I’ve seen before… Or maybe it’s just being up close… Knowing I can do anything I want to it…”
“And what would you like to do to it?” Asks Charley, already knowing the answer. Elizabeth responds with a cheeky smile that shows off her teeth.
We cut to a shot of her positioning herself under the dog’s belly. He stands over her, looking around and panting, but appearing disinterested in the fact that a woman has her mouth six inches from the tip of his cock…
Charley steps into frame, crouching down close to the action and reaching in with a go-pro style little camera to get a nice close-up of the action.
We cut to that camera just in time to get a very clear extreme close-up of the dog’s cock – huge, dark red, flat-ended, and very ugly.
Elizabeth’s hand wrapped around the shaft and her lips parting as she moves her mouth closer to the beast’s member… She’s letting out a nervous giggle as she gets close, opening her mouth, and slowly, almost teasingly slow, taking the meat inside – her mouth still wide… No contact… Then wham, mouth closed soft around the meat, lips forming a perfect seal around the tip – her eyes widening as her mouth closes, realising that she’s just done it…
“Congratulations…” Says Charley with a genuinely happy and welcoming tone in her voice, “You’ve just entered the world of bestiality…”
Elizabeth smiles around the cock, parting her lips just a little and allowing a little dog spunk to run out of the corner of her mouth, running down her chin.
She works her mouth up and down the shaft a few times, then stops to catch her breath. Pausing with that fat dog cock in her mouth, swallowing whatever he us squirting into her mouth. Moaning with pleasure.
“Right now,” Charley talks direct to camera as we continue to watch the suck-show. “Goliath is almost at full size, and he’s already shooting watery cum right to the back of Elizabeth’s throat… Isn’t that right, Elizabeth?”
Elizabeth smiles around the dog’s hefty cock again, and raises a thumb to Charley, then goes back to some serious, heavy duty cock-sucking. Sucking in her cheeks and bouncing her head up toward his belly, before breaking off to catch her breath… A big smile on her face. “Ohhh, that’s bloody great, that is…”
“Now that you’ve sucked a dog’s cock…” Asks Charley, “How do you feel about yourself?”
Elizabeth turns her face back toward the end of the dog’s cock, holding it a few inches away from her, letting a jet of doggy cum squirt against her face. “I feel really good… Really, really good… Like I can do anything…” She pauses and waits a second for another jet, waits, then jumps a little when it shoots against her cheek. Laughs a little, then takes it back in her mouth and starts sucking again. Slurping on the ugly flat head of the cock, then swallowing the dog juice she’s rewarded with. She takes it out…
“Mmmmm yes… I’m quite refreshed now…” She says with a smile to the camera. “I think I’m ready to fuck now!” And there’s that nervous and cheeky little smile again. She’s the naughty girl who’s getting away with behaving badly.
“We’ll have to give Goliath a little break to calm down a little first – there’s no way he can start fucking you with his cock that big.” Says Charley, the voice of experience. “You could dildog…”
“No… I don’t want that, I don’t like to watch those clips.” Notes Elizabeth, “I like the dog to be in control!” She looks around at the crew, almost as if seeking their approval. “I want to be fucked… Really fucked… Hard… Dominated by… This guy!” She looks back to Goliath, who stands panting, not giving a fuck about her needs.
Charley reaches under the dog with that hand-held camera again for an extreme and highly graphic close-up on his swollen cock, with tiny purple blood vessels criss-crossing the dark pink shaft. “We’ll be back in a few minutes when Goliath is a little more ‘relaxed’”
We fade out and then right back in… A few minutes have passed and the big St Bernard no longer has a huge erection. Only the tip of his cock is showing – a pink inch poking out. He’s walking around Elizabeth, who is now on the floor, on hands and knees, lowering herself to elbows and knees. Her arse in the air, big boobs hanging down, and her belly sagging a little more in this image. Again, if she stands up everything will look smaller but down like this gravity makes everything hang down.
She turns around so that she always has her back to the dog. Smiling and giggling as she turns, trying to make sure her pussy is fully available to him when he decides he wants some.
Charley steps into shot again, bending forward so that her boobs almost fall out of that low-cut top, and pats Elizabeth’s behind, encouraging Goliath to make his big move. “Come on boy…” She says, then looks toward Elizabeth’s face, “It’s worth the wait, I can tell you it’s worth the wait!”
Goliath turns slowly, pads toward them, sniffs at Elizabeth’s rear end… She giggles a little, holds her breath in anticipation, a anticipatory smile on her face – she clearly thinks she’s just seconds from penetration…
“He’s quite heavy, so really brace yourself for this…” Charley says, adding, “And he has a quite unique style. I don’t think you’ll have seen anything like this on video before.”
Then Goliath mounts the older woman, a big lurching mount that gets him half way up her back, his front legs wrapping around her. The smile disappears from her face as the wind is knocked out of her body. The dog lurches again, shifting forward on her back so that he is fully on top of her. Elizabeth isn’t the most petite woman we’ve had on the show but she virtually disappears under all that hair.
He lurches again, thrusting with his hindquarters, pushing up against her. That big tip of that fat cock, banging up against her pussy – making her gasp as she tries to get a breath back into her lungs… And then her eyes and mouth wide with an ‘Aarrrgghhhh!’ as she is penetrated by the beast for the first time.
And now he starts to fuck her – and Charley is right, it’s one of the strangest dog fucks we’ve seen on the whole show… A slow, lurching, power-fuck, rather than a fast hammering. Each thrust seems to roll along his back from his shoulders to his rear, then end as he jerks forward and slams all that energy into her. Just one big thrust, pushing his big cock into her pussy… Then the build up starts again, rolling down his back for another slam.
After each slamming thrust Elizabeth lets out a loud, “URGH!” sound, twisting her face up. Once there have been 3-4 of them, she begins making anticipatory noises as Goliath winds up for the next… It soon becomes an “Aaaaaaahhhhh,” of anticipation on the backstroke, followed by the “URGH!” of pleasure/pain on the thrust.
We drop down to a lower angle so we can see how much each thrust moves her body under there… Her boobs swinging under her, her belly shaking. Her face looks strained, but there’s clearly a lot of pleasure running through her body.
Back underneath for a close-up of that cock being rammed into her, then sliding slowly half way out as he winds up for the next thrust. Her pussy lips flaring out as the beginnings of his knot pop out and it then rammed back in. The URGH part of the “Aaaaaaaahhhhh, URGH!” getting a little louder with each thrust.
Charley continues to narrate, “You can see the knot beginning to form… It’s going to get a lot bigger before Goliath is finished, right now it’s just about perfect for the lady, but it won’t be long before it’s more than the average woman can handle.”
We cut to a close-up of Elizabeth’s face – showing strain but clearly still enjoying it. She’s knocked forward by each, slow, hard, thrust from the beast. It seems the knot is growing with each stroke, because her face is looking more strained with each…
She’s almost there – still moaning and grunting with each long, hard stroke… Biting her bottom lip, her eyes closed. Trying to control her breathing, trying to take everything he’s got to give… But he’s got TOO MUCH to give…
Down under, we can see that his knot is still growing, stretching her pussy all the way it can stretch as he pushes it in – and this time, on the back stroke, it doesn’t come out… He just pulls against it, unsuccessfully, then settles against her back with one final thrust… And then he’s locked in place.
Those final thrusts change Elizabeth’s sigh/gasp into a louder groan… Her mouth open and the smile gone for a moment. Then she raises her head, looking up into camera and cracking a bigger, open mouthed smile, trying to say “Fucking hell!” but only managing to half mouth the words.
Goliath is resting heavy on her back now, no longer thrusting, just holding on, his considerable weight pushing down on her. She’s breathing hard… Blowing like a woman in labour… Taking that knot, but showing signs that it’s beginning to get uncomfortably large.
Another of Charley’s hand held shots reveals that the older woman’s pussy is stretched right out, looking like it could split apart at any second.
Back to her face – the strain showing, but she still looks almost happy about it.
Charley checks that she’s okay, and Elizabeth responds with, “I’m okay… I’m okay… I just… I want to cum… I can’t reach…” She looks almost pleadingly at Charley, and our host knows just what to do.
Charley moves down to the business end of the coupling and reaches one hand under them, between Goliath’s hindlegs, between Elizabeth’s thighs, and brings her fingers up to the beast’s meat… Running them around the base of the shaft, then to where it is filling out the woman’s pussy… Around the lips to the clit, which she begins to rub with an expert touch. This isn’t the first time Charley has played with another woman’s pussy – and she has the technique down.
Elizabeth begins to breath harder almost immediately, her first dog cock in her pussy, her first knot, and now being touched by another woman for the first time… It’s electric.
She’s struggling to catch her breath – the weight of the dog on her back, the size of his knot in her pussy, and Charley’s dancing fingers around the hood of her clit – fast, wet little circles with just the right amount of pressure… Taking her closer and closer to the edge…
Charley encourages her, “Can you feel this magnificent beast emptying his big balls into your cunt?” She says. “Can you feel your belly filling with his spunk?”
Closer to the edge… Weight, size, fingers, spunk… Closer… Charley reaches under her guest’s chest with her free hand and takes hold of one of those large boobs, cups it gently, squeezes it, starts to massage it… Her other hand working the clit… The palm of her hand deliberately pushing up against the base of Goliath’s huge cock, moving that knot inside Elizabeth… And then… Suddenly…
“Oh shit yes… Fuck!! Oh my Gaaaawwwwddd!” Elizabeth screams as her whole body spasms and shakes – an orgasm exploding through everything part of her being. She loses control of her arms and legs, falling forward, followed by the dog, almost hanging from his cock under his belly… As she collapses under him, the dog unhooks his front legs from around her belly and ends up just standing over her looking a little bemused. She’s face down on the floor, her tits pressed against the lino, her arse still up in the air because his knot is holding firm, as are his legs. Charley has sat back to watch and Elizabeth continues to convulse from the waves of pleasure radiating from her pussy.
At that moment, Goliath heaves backward and tries to turn away from her. Elizabeth squeals and tries to crawl backward with him… He turns through one eight degrees so that he’s butt-to-butt with her for a second, connected by the umbilicus of his cock to her cunt… Then the whole thing suddenly pulls free, making her screams/yelp. Then she’s silent, catching her breath, as the giant dog staggers away with his huge cock swinging under his belly. It’s a sudden and almost brutal end to a most peculiar fuck.
We take in the scene from a high, wide angle… Elizabeth not moving other than to try and catch her breath. Charley is watching on with a little smile. Goliath staggering away and flopping on the floor, panting, ignoring his huge cock.
In close up, we watch as cum dribbles from her pussy, half dripping to the floor, the rest running down her inner thighs. We watch that puddle of cum forming between her knees for a second, then fade out.
Fade back in one Elizabeth, now kneeling on the floor, still topless, but using a towel to wipe sweat and dogcum from her face. Charley is kneeling beside her, her tight blue jeans look almost ready to split.
“So,” begins Charley, “Welcome to the club… You’re now a fully-fledged dog-slut…”
Elizabeth looks a little shocked. She’s fucked a dog, but… “I don’t think I’d call myself a slut just yet…” She says, half smiling.
Charley has a knowing look in her eye. “You’ve just allowed a huge dog to fuck you on television with the whole nation watching… And you enjoyed it… I’d say that makes you a slut by any definition of the word!” She smiles.
Elizabeth considers this for a second. “I’d say a slut is someone who has sex with a lot of dogs…” She says, looking semi-pointedly at Charley, then continues, “So, er… Come back in a few weeks and maybe I’ll be one by then!” She laughs a little.
“I don’t suppose I need to ask if this is something you are going to try again…”
“Oh again and again and again…” Says Elizabeth. “That wasn’t what I expected at all… I thought it would be faster… If different dogs have different techniques – I think I need to try them all!” She laughs.
“How do you think your friends and family will react?” Charley asks, almost hitting Elizabeth in the face as she moves the microphone over for the answer.
Elizabeth thinks about this for a second. “I don’t really know. Like I said before, I’m sure everyone will look at me differently. Treat me with a little less respect, I suppose… I think it’ll be okay… My daughters will be pissed off.” She answers. “Maybe a little bit jealous too though, because I’ll tell them just how intense that was…”
“Well,” says Charley as she reaches over to someone off camera and retrieves a small white bundle. “Congratulations on becoming part of a growing society… I’d like to present you with this ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’ t-shirt so you can be recognised wherever you go…” She hands the little gift over to Elizabeth, who unfolds it to show off the familiar UK of Zoo logo. She admires it, then slips it on over her head, the thin white material sticking to her sweaty boobs.
Charley looks into camera, “We’ll see you next week, for another edition of our show. Hopefully, as eventful as this week…” She turns to Elizabeth. “Did you have fun?”
“Did I ever!” Replies our guest.
“Then that only leaves us with time for a quick drink before we go…” Both women smile at each other, then bend forward to the floor and start licking the puddle of dog-spunk up off the lino, giggling as they do so.
We fade out on this delightful image.
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