© by nastybob
I met my ex-wife by accident. I shared an apartment with two other guys, and was a musician, a guitarist, in a local rock and roll band. The apartment was upscale since we made very good money. I was the youngest of the three of us, 22 years old. My other roommates were the drummer and guitar player several years older than me.
The drummer and I had played together for about 3 years, and we had sometimes fucked the same women, occasionally at the same time. He was really into humiliation, double penetration, forced blow jobs, deep anal, and had a huge cock. I am just a bit better than a normal endowment, but my cock is very, very thick and, as such, is truly a “weapon of ass destruction.” The other guitar player was sort of shy and mostly kept to himself.
Like most musicians, I had a “day” job, working construction. Since I worked with concrete, it was often the case that a wet pour would be postponed if it rained. My workdays would start with a check of the weather on AM radio and waiting for a call on rainy days, while I had my breakfast. The drummer also worked a regular day job and was out the door every morning at 6:00 sharp.
The drummer came home one Thursday night with this beautiful girl. She had an ass from heaven, although her boobs were just a bit smaller than the girls I considered to be my type. He briefly passed through the living room, where I watched a movie, and introduced her as Susie. I remember that I watched as they entered his room and took note that she had the most gorgeous ass I had seen in a long time. Her cheeks were high and tight, and the paper-thin jeans she wore were skin tight and went deep into the crack of her ass as if they were painted on. I knew that the drummer was an anal freak, and I imagined what it would look like to see his huge cock tearing up that perfect ass.
The movie ended, and I went into my bedroom to sleep since I was expecting to work the next morning. I needed a good night’s rest because I was playing a gig on Friday night and would be up late. I fell asleep immediately but awoke at about 2:00 AM to screaming and the drummer’s bed thumping against my bedroom wall. I got out of bed, put my ear to the wall, and was amazed to hear everything as clearly as I was in his bedroom.
I was right, he was pounding that ass, and she was screaming and screaming so loudly that it roused me from a deep sleep. My cock got instantly hard, and I started to jerk off as I listened. It was insane. The harder he fucked her, slamming the bed into the wall, the more she screamed and begged for more and more cock. What I heard next really hit me. She started screaming at him, “Fuck my turds,” “Cream on my hot shit,” and a lot of similar scat-related expletives.
I couldn’t believe it. I had loved the idea of scat play with a hot bitch since my teens, fantasized about it often, and jerked off to those fantasies. But I had never met a woman who was into anything like that. Suddenly, such a girl was being fucked by my buddy in the next room. They reached a crescendo, and I heard him order her, “Shit on my cock while I cream in your fudge, you fucking whore!”
Then, her moans went off the chart. Loud “Ahhh’s” interspersed with “Fuck my shit, fuck my shit.”
He was moaning as he came, and he said, “Yeah, shit all over my cock, baby.”
I could only imagine the sight and smell of his nasty ass-fuck, and blew my load all over the carpet. Exhausted, I crawled back into bed, but I distinctly remember him ordering her to suck his cock clean.
The next thing I knew, the alarm went off at 6:00 AM. My two roommates had already left for work, and I just went from the bedroom to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and took a wicked dump, one really fat and extremely long turd, maybe 16 to 18 inches, when suddenly the phone rang in the kitchen, and I got up to answer it. It was my boss who said the weather was going to be bad and not to come to work. I hung up and went back to the bathroom, and there SHE was….kneeling in front of the toilet, fingering her clit, and getting ready to cum.
I was in shock for a moment. I did not expect her to be there. I had assumed she left with the drummer at 5:30. But here was this angelic auburn-haired Goddess, kneeling in front of the toilet, licking her lips and looking at my massive turd, about to cream herself. She looked at me, standing there naked, my cock instantly hard, and asked, “Did you do this?.”
I had to clear my throat. I was speechless but finally said, “Yes, it’s mine.”
She looked at my throbbing cock and told me to kneel behind her and fuck her ass, and I was there in a heartbeat. As I pushed against her tight pucker, I realized her ass was still shitty from the fuck she’d had several hours earlier. By coincidence, he thought she was alone in the apartment, had been awakened by the phone ringing, and went into the bathroom to shower.
I pushed through the dried shit caked all around her asshole, and my cock slid in. It was tight, it was dry, but her ass opened up and took every inch. She was kneeling over the bowl, sniffing my huge log, telling me how awesome and huge it looked. I pushed into her and felt a hard, thick turd against the head of my cock. Suddenly, I was in the same situation as the drummer, and she started begging me to fuck her shit, to cream on her turds.
I couldn’t believe it, a shit whore, right here, with my cock up her ass. I started humping her furiously, and she came over and over in waves. Then she asked me to push my cock in as far as it would go and hold it still, and I felt her hot shit start to envelop the head of my cock, and start to slide down around the shaft. My god, she was shitting around my cock as it was buried in her ass. She was grunting, cumming, and moaning, and I looked down and watched as a ring of brown poo exited her ass, molded around the shaft of my hard cock. It grew and soon was all over my groin and my balls.
Suddenly she screamed for me to fuck her ass and cream in her shit, and I laid it to her. It only lasted about 30 seconds, and then I was pumping my load right into her hot butt fudge. This was the most excellent orgasm in my life, and the sight, the smell, and the feeling drove me over the top. After I came, I pulled back, and my cock, still hard, plopped out. It was covered with at least a quarter-inch of thick, dark brown shit and smeared with my cock cream.
She turned around and pushed me onto the bathroom floor, and she straddled my cock and dumped a huge load of her hot poo all over my cock and balls. Without saying a fucking word, she got off me, knelt over my cock, looked into my eyes with the most wicked smile I had ever seen, and started cleaning my cock with her mouth. She ate all of her turds, fingering her cunt the whole time, and licked up the residue and cock cream, and then we went into the shower.
We stayed in the apartment and fucked all day, and when the drummer came home from work and found her there with me, he was pissed. I was surprised because we had fucked the same woman before, and I figured we’d share her, but he did not want to. We fought for a few hours, and he grabbed some of his things and left. Playing the job with him that Friday night was awkward, but we got it done. I tried to get along with him, to reconcile, and even told him I would lay off her, but he was still pissed. So I said fuck it, she’s mine.
I returned to the apartment that night with her, and too tired to fuck, we both slept through the night. I awoke the next morning to find the drummer moving his stuff out of the apartment. I took over his room, the largest bedroom, and so the tale begins.
*****
So the drummer moved out, leaving me to share the apartment with the other guitar player, who was very shy and introverted. I began learning some things about Susie after she moved in with me, and we spent time together. She was bisexual, was into BDSM, and could be a switch, but she truly preferred being a sub. She had started fucking when she was in her teens. She had already been taking it up the ass and learning to eat cunt.
Not only that, but she discovered that her family dog loved to be jerked off and loved to fuck. I remember her telling me that the dog would at first try to hump her when her parents were around and how embarrassing it was. She overheard her mom telling her dad that it was a normal consequence of Susie beginning to menstruate….little did they know she was jerking him off, sucking his cock, and taking it in her cunt and shithole. Her solution was to fuck the dog so hard and so often that he would be too exhausted around her parents in the evening to want any sex.
That next Sunday morning, I woke up with a HUGE hard-on and discovered she was licking my balls. I knew that my remaining roommate, the other guitarist, visited his parents every other weekend, and he would be away all day. I smiled at her, and she grinned and said that I must have been having a great dream because my cock had been rock hard for over an hour as I tossed and turned in bed. She climbed on top and guided my cock into her pussy, which was wet and creamy and offered no resistance. It was hot and a snug fit, and she rode me like a rodeo queen.
Before long, I was creaming inside of her, and she had a long, powerful orgasm, contracting for a long time after it was over. She climbed off and looked down and noted that my balls were covered with cum…hers and mine. She went down on me and cleaned me up. Before I knew it, she was snuggling next to me and then suddenly kissed me and asked how much I loved the taste of my cock cream. I had never tasted it since no other woman had ever done that with me. Trying to be macho, I said I was not afraid of it, but it was not something I would typically seek to do.
She laughed and asked if I liked it as well, as I liked the taste of her cunt and her cream, and I said that I preferred hers over mine. She laughed again, got up, mounted my face, and told me to taste hers for comparison. Without thinking (duh!) I shoved my tongue in her cunt, and instead got a flood of my cock cream right down my mouth. She was laughing like hell but getting very turned on as well. Soon her ass was hovering over my mouth, and I was sliding my tongue inside it. It was pungent and tart but still very sweet. I enjoyed not only the taste but the fact that she was bearing down on my face, kneeling on my shoulders, pinning me to the bed, and demanding that I suck her ass as she humped my tongue.
My cock was rock hard again, and she started to suck it. Suddenly I could not push my tongue into her ass for some reason, but then I realized that the tip of my tongue was up against a very firm and very thick turd. I tried to push her off of me, but even though I was not successful, she got off and turned and looked down at me, pissed off.
She challenged me and asked what kind of man was afraid to do a thing his woman was willing to do. After all, she reasoned, she was only a girl, and I was a big, tough guy. I told her it was a bit too much for me, and she said it was a deal breaker; if I didn’t want to satisfy her the way she satisfied me, she would get her stuff and move the fuck out.
I didn’t know what to say, and she seized the moment to swing her ass back over my face and lower her asshole to my mouth. I distinctly remember exactly what she said, exactly the way she said it; “if you’re not willing to be MY bitch, I sure the fuck am not going to be YOURS!.”
I found myself submitting, her mouth on my cock, her finger going into my tight asshole, her other hand cupping and massaging my balls and trying to coax more cream out of them. Before I had time to reconsider my predicament, it happened. My tongue was forced out of her ass as she sat down very forcefully on my face. My lips were forcefully sealed against her asshole, and that turd began to fill my mouth. I was amazed at how firm and how hot it was…and how SWEET it tasted. I felt her mouth come up off my cock, and I heard her ordering me to suck it…to suck her asshole….to suck her turd like a cock….to eat her hot shit!
I blew another load all over her face as she flooded my mouth with a solid log about 9 inches long. And suddenly, she was over me, lowering her mouth to mine, taking my still hard and still throbbing cock into her slimy shithole. Her lips opened and closed over the protruding tip of her hot turd, sticking straight up out of my mouth, and she took it in until her lips were touching mine.
The cum was dripping off her face onto mine. It got in my eyes and stung like hell for a few minutes. Still, I was more amazed at the fact that not only was I now literally eating her shit but sharing it with her as my cock was buried in the rest of her hot fudge load. Unbelievably, I started to cream again. Not much, but I came for the first time three times in a row.
It probably took an hour until we were done with that turd. My inhibitions were gone, and I was thinking entirely with my little head, not my big one. It would not be until later when I thought about any possible health complications. Still, for now, I was turned on by the fact that MY shit whore was nastier than I could ever have dreamed.
Eventually, we got up and went into the bathroom to shower. She lifted the toilet seat cover and suddenly said, “Geez, what the fucking was I thinking?”
Instead, she turned her back to me, told me to kneel, and to clean her ass out. I hesitated, and she asked if we would have ‘one of those moments again.’ In a few seconds, a flood of cock cream and soft shit cascaded out onto my tongue and all over my face. She stood me up in front of the mirror and massaged my cock and balls, and said, “Look at MY shit slave!”
She smeared the shit all over my face and rubbed it all over my chest, covering my nipples with her hot brown poo. She turned me around and licked them clean, and as she licked my face and kissed me, she said what a shame it was that I wasn’t a woman because she would love to be licking my shit off a big pair of tits. Then she grinned and said that she could get a strap-on and turn me into her bitch.
In the shower, we talked as we cleaned up. She told me that when she started taking dog cock in her ass, her dog had gotten the knot inside of her and that it was scary because he kept flooding her ass with “dog juices and dog cum.” She said it felt like an enema, and she could not get his cock out, and the pressure was unbearable. When it finally came out of her ass, there was a flood of brown cum all over the floor of the basement.
More than that, she looked at his cock, and it was covered in her shit. He laid down and started to lick his cock clean, and she became so wet watching him that she leaned down and helped, licking and sucking her shit off his cock and the slowly subsiding knot of his prick. At first, she told herself she would just give it a little lick to see what it was like, but once she tasted her shit, she could not stop herself until it was all cleaned up.
I was amazed at what she was telling me. She had been into this for years as a teenager, and now as a young woman of legal age, she decided she was going to find, fuck and marry the nastiest guy she encountered. She said she envisioned herself as a full-time shit whore for a loving but cruel husband who would make her submit to progressively more degrading acts and that those acts could include anyone he wanted her to satisfy.
I told her I knew very little about her beyond our budding sexual and live-in relationship. She told me who her parents were, where they lived, and what they did, and she told me about her older sister, but also a nasty girl. She also told me she had dropped out of school and earned her living sucking cocks at 30 bucks per load. The drummer had met her that way, just for a blowjob, but he wanted to fuck her ass and gave her an extra 50.
His really big prick lit her fuse, and she started fucking him for free and wound up that night in our apartment. He had already fucked her ass a few times, but that night she was high and wanted it nasty, and decided to shit on his cock and to see what would happen. She was really turned on by the way he made her suck his shitty cock clean, but that morning when she woke up, he was gone, and I was there, walking in on her in the bathroom.
As I said, she thought she was alone. Here she was, going in to use the bathroom, her ass and teeth still covered with dried shit, and this huge turd was still floating in the toilet. Sure, she was alone. She reacted the way her clit demanded. As she was telling me all this, she stated that she fantasized that she was looking at a massive horse turd.
I asked her if that was something she fantasized about, and she admitted it could make her cum when she thought of her favorite fantasy; being forced to suck a gigantic black horse cock and swallow a virtual flood of cock cream….and then being forced to stand behind the horse, sucking its asshole and eating fresh, hot horse shit while being fucked brutally in the ass from behind.
That same evening, I got a call from the drummer, who said I could go fuck myself, that he was breaking up the band. That was bad news because my lifestyle depended on that extra money. The other guitar player got pissed off that I made the band break up and suddenly moved out of the apartment, leaving me with the entire rent payment. I was going to go broke. Susie came up with an idea…how much would the drummer be willing to pay to fuck the bitch of his new enemy? What would it be worth to him to be able to shit in my woman’s mouth, and without my knowledge of whom she’d fucked, to come home to me with fresh shit on her breath, to kiss me? We both agreed I would not have to do that, but agreed it would be hot for her to shake him down for some cash, so she called his brother and got his new number.
When she called his apartment, a female answered;, his new girlfriend, Susie, talked to her casually for a moment and realized that his new girlfriend was someone she went to high school with. It turned out that she and Susie had experimented sexually, eating cunt and ass. However, this girl found a boyfriend and broke it off with Susie. Her name was Kathy, and I listened to Susie explain what she had in mind, telling Kathy all the sordid details. Kathy said she didn’t know, and didn’t think he would like it, but that she wouldn’t care if Susie did him if it meant some extra cash. Susie told her that the drummer knew the number at his old apartment, and to call her and set it up.
Well, instead, Susie got a call from him that was nothing but threats and screaming and name-calling and that kind of bullshit. So she hung up, and we figured it was the end of that opportunity. We never heard from him again, but about 3 weeks later, we were at the apartment when Kathy showed up at the door.
Susie let her in and looked at her, a bit puzzled, and asked if the situation had changed. She said no, but that she had been thinking about what Susie wanted to do for him and decided that it made her hot, and she wanted to experience it herself. Susie looked at her, not quite understanding what she meant, and asked her to be specific.
Kathy looked at her, took her hand, kissed her on the lips, and then said, “I’ll pay you to eat my shit”!
Holy fuck, I felt my heart racing. I could not believe this. Suddenly, Susie was all over her, groping her, kissing her, undressing her. All along, Kathy was saying, “It’s been too long. I have wanted you for years. I fucking love how nasty you are,” and so on.
There they were, just inside the front door, piles of clothes on the floor, and Susie took her hand and led her into the bedroom. I followed closely behind, admiring Kathy’s incredible ass.
Kathy said she could not believe this was happening, that she had the nerve to want this, that she was here, or that Susie would want to do this. Susie laughed a bit and then kissed her passionately and told her that she had missed her for years also, fantasized about her ass all the time, and had cum many times thinking about eating her shit…even when she was eating MINE! I wasn’t offended by that revelation. Instead, I was turned on!
They got on the bed, and Susie told me to join them. I watched as Kathy straddled Susie’s face, and as Susie lapped at her wet cunt she was suddenly inundated in a torrent of light-yellow piss. It ran down between Susie’s boobs and pooled above her pubic area, and I lapped a lot of it up and then started licking her cunt.
Then Kathy shifted slightly, her ass over Susie’s open mouth, and she began to mutter the most incredibly delicious obscenities as her asshole blossomed and a dark brown turd began to emerge. I was now watching intently, stroking my hot cock, fingering my asshole as this beautiful turd oozed out slowly and slid across Susie’s tongue and into her mouth.
Susie lifted Kathy away, positioning her over her boobs, and the remaining torrent of hot chocolate-brown fudge quickly covered Susie’s large heaving breasts.
Then just as suddenly, Susie dragged her back up and started sucking Kathy’s hard clit with all that shit in her mouth. As she sucked, that cunt became covered with Kathy’s hot shit, and she started to cum. In a few minutes, she was spent and fell to the side. Susie reached for me and guided my cock into her shit-filled mouth, and I fucked it hard as she choked and gagged and spit shit all over my thighs and belly.
Then, without warning and unexpectedly, I felt Kathy pulling me back, my cock exiting Susie’s mouth and watched as this beautiful black-haired Goddess went down on my shit-covered cock. In an instant, they were BOTH sucking it, and I blasted a steady stream of thick, potent cock-goo all over their faces and tongues!
Within a few minutes, I fell into a deep sleep. By the time I came, they had showered and dressed. They were drinking coffee in the living room and discussing a business proposition.
The End
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