We fade in on the familiar scene of Charley sitting at her editing station, watching something that we can’t quite see on the monitors behind her. There’s a naked a woman on screen, on her back, legs spread, and she’s letting out a high-pitched squeal. It’s all out of focus because we’re actually looking at Charley…
She turns to face us – blocking the view of the screens on her desk. Smiling broadly, her expensive dental is almost bright enough to distract us from her colourfully tattooed cleavage, which is on display in a casual, but low cut, loose top.
“Hello, and welcome to another lock-down edition of the show… I’m Charley Ozvik, and once again, I have something different for you to look at. This week another of our long-time viewers has provided us with some very dirty, and highly unusual material, and saved me another few hours on the road… Some viewers may find what we have for you today to be a little disgusting, but sometimes you have step outside your comfort zone – and look at something new… So without further ado – let’s go daan saaf…” – Charley insists on using her poor excuse for a Cockney accent when referring to London – “… And meet the latest applicant for immigration to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”
We cut to regular home video grade footage of the back garden of a very nice suburban home – very middle class and safe. The house itself is detached, and two storeys high with a high-pitched roof.
We pan around to look at the garden itself, and find a slim looking woman in a summer dress and a big straw hat, on her knees, facing away from us, gardening. We move up close to her, coming around to look at her and the garden she is digging with a little trowel.
We hear a voice from behind the camera – male, middle-aged, well spoken. He asks her, in a very knowing tone, “Found something, dear?”.
The woman, slim to the point that we can see her collar bones and the top of her sternum, bony shoulders… Skinny – not to an unhealthy level, but she could certainly use a decent meal! She’s pretty, in a freckly, healthy lady in the country kind of a way – with a very wide mouth and (under that straw hat) a mass of dark frizzy hair.
She looks up into the camera and smiles broadly, showing off her blinding white teeth. She speaks with a very posh accent… “Yes… I’ve found some little chappies…” She raises her dirty hand to show us a few little woodlice, running around happily on her palm, tiny legs rippling along their undersides… “Aren’t they sweet?” She asks. We pause to watch them running around for a few seconds. Many of our viewers will no doubt be looking beyond the bugs and her hand, and down the front of that summer dress – checking out her boobs inside (there’s no bra to block our view). The boobs aren’t big, and they are spaced widely on her chest, but they are there. Those who look very carefully will catch a brief view of a nipple.
Cut to a shot of the woman sitting on the couch in her lounge room, a man sitting beside her. She’s still in her summer dress, but the straw hat is gone – her hair really is big and wild.
She speaks, “Hello… I’m Caterina Ireland, and I’m 42 years old, and I’m from Southall in London.”
The camera turns around to get a very close-up shot of the camera-man – a round faced, balding, middle-aged man. “… And I’m Larry, I’m Caterina’s husband, and I’ll be your cameraman and host for today… I’m not quite Charley Ozvik, so I’ll keep myself off camera as much as possible.” He smiles at his own comment as he whips the camera back around to his wife.
“Tell us a little about your fantasy, Caterina…” He prompts.
Caterina’s smile twists a little, showing a little embarrassment about what she’s about to say, but doesn’t hesitate before talking… “Well, it’s a little bit strange, I know… But I’ve always had this fascination with the creepy-crawlies you find in the garden – worms, beetles, centipedes… Anything that wriggles or crawls… If I can get one of them to crawl around on my skin, I get a little thrill… More of a thrill than I’ve ever got from a man’s touch…” She pauses, her smile dropping to a pout, then returning, “I’m sorry love… You know what I mean…”
We cut to a closer shot as she continues to talk, holding her hands up as if a bug is crawling around on it. “I’ve played with bugs since I was a little girl… Always liked them… I never realised that it was a sexual thing – that didn’t even occur. You don’t link insects and sex, do you? Well, I never did… Not until a we had been together for an awfully long time, and the kids had gone off to university, and we were looking for something fun and, erm, ‘kinky’, to do together, to put some spark back into our marriage…”
Another camera angle, closer in, as she continues. “I was a bit shy to admit it to him, because even in my own head it seemed a little ridiculous… But the first thing that came to mind when I thought about the word ‘kinky’,” she actually makes those dumb air-quote marks as she speaks. “… was having little bugs crawling all over me… I thought that if they make me feel so funny when I have them on my hands or arms, what would it be like if they were on my breasts, or my thighs… Or something more ‘intimate’”. Air quotes again.
She continues talking in voice-over, but we cut to footage of her back in the garden, this time laying on her back in a bikini, smiling in anticipation.
“We did a few experiments in the garden – letting a beetle crawl on my belly…”
She hides her face with her hands as Larry reaches out from behind the camera to place a small beetle on her abdomen, just above her bikini line… It starts to crawl over her flesh and she immediately starts to tense up her abs, twist her body, her legs lifting off the floor… “I couldn’t believe it stimulated me so much…”
Larry reaches out and loops a finger under the top of her bikini bottoms, starts to pull them up, making an entry point for the beetle, who immediately moves toward the shade of the briefs and disappears inside… All of which makes Caterina tense up more, jerking half upright, and slapping her hands down from her face to her crotch – evidently trying to stop the beetle getting too close to her pussy – almost certainly crushing it against her body in the process. The wide smile on her face is glorious – and like so many women in the world, she may not be a stunner, but when this genuine smile is turned up to full power, she’s 100% more attractive.
We cut to images of her, in the summer dress again, turning over big stones in a rockery, as she continues her narration… Smiling as she gathers up woodlice, beetles, centipedes, and other little things that creep and crawl… Placing each of them in a Tupperware container…
“We decided that this could be our little thing… And set out to see how many little chappies we could find…”
The camera looks down into the container and sees a variety of crawling, squirming, wriggling and ugly life-forms… Enough to freak most women out, but evidently not enough for Caterina – who frowns for the camera.
Cut to – Caterina in the study of the home, infront of a computer, on the internet, checking a website… Larry not sure whether to film her little side-boob through the armhole of her summer dress as she leans forward to study the screen – or whether to show us the screen and share what she’s viewing.
“What do you think about those?” She asks him – and we see that she’s on a pet supplies website, looking at pictures of insects in the ‘feed’ section of the site. There’s a small tub of dark brown cockroaches on the screen – a caption reading “DUBIA COCKROACHES (Medium) £1.80 for a tub of 10. 12-22mm.”
“What do YOU think about them?” Checks Larry.
Caterina smiles. “I think I like them…” She clicks a few links, and finds another image that makes her smile wider. “Oooh look… These ones are bigger…” We see the fresh image – with its caption reading, DUBIA COCKROACHES (Large) £3.10 for a tub of 16. 22-32mm. She looks right into our camera, and asks “Two tubs?”
“Splash out… Make it three!”
Caterina clicks ‘3’ in the order section, then clicks onto the next section, mealworms…
Then we cut to a brief image of a list of items in her virtual shopping basket. Cockroaches (large) x 3, cockroaches (medium) x 3, mealworms (regular) x jumbo pack – as she hits ‘proceed to checkout’. Credit card details blanked out as she enters them and hits ‘pay now’… A message saying “Your order will be despatched today – live delivery within 24 hours”
Caterina turns to camera again, smiling like a child at Christmas, “And now we wait…”
Cut to a cardboard box on marble-topped the kitchen bench. Caterina carefully opening it, and taking out polystyrene packaging, before placing the first plastic container on the bench-top… Unfastening the top and opening it, looking in to see 16 dark 2-3cm long cockroaches crawling over each other looking for a dark corner in the circular container. She reaches a long thin finger into the pot and swirls it through the insects, saying “Hello lovers…” to them more than for the camera.
“Do they make you horny, baby?” Asks Larry, with his best Austin Powers impression.
She looks up, a little giggly, and confirms, “Yes… Very… And scared too… And disgusted… Which is why it makes me horny, I think…”
Cut to the bathroom. All gleaming and white. A line of plastic tubs sitting on the twin vanity sinktop. 3 tubs of medium cockroaches, 3 of large roaches, a couple of tubs of mealworms (all wriggling and crawling around on top of each other), and Tupperware containers from the garden – assorted bugs in one, and earth worms in the other.
We look up from them and focus on the door. There’s a little pause and then Caterina enters – she’s already stripped completely nude and ready for action. Her small boobs are underwhelming, big enough to sag, but not too far – but her long pointy nipples, sticking out over a centimetre are impressive. Her belly is flat, in fact there’s not much fat on her anywhere – with long thin arms and legs, and her pussy is clean shaven – most likely this morning in advance of this filming session.
She takes another look at the various plastic tubs sitting on the vanity unit as she enters – bugs crawling and worms wriggling around over each other, trying to climb the sides, failing – and gives the camera another of her wide mouthed smiles.
“This is going to be soooo dirty…” She snarls in her classy accent. Clapping her hands a couple of times infront of her face, excited…
“Come on, hurry up… Into the tub…” Calls Larry from behind the camera.
Caterina smiles again, “I don’t know who’s more excited about this – me or you…” She pauses, then smiles again – so many teeth – and says “Me!”, then hops over into the bathtub, confirming, “Definitely me!”
She lies down, It’s a big tub, but not big enough for her to lay flat in – so she has to bend her knees, folding her legs up until her heels are almost against her buttocks, in order to get her back flat. Her small boobs flattening against her chest as she slips down to the horizontal.
We look straight down at her as Larry stands over the bath. “You dirty dirty girl…” He says with a chuckle.
“Not dirty enough…” She says, clearly ready to get started.
Cut to a close-up of the tubs of bugs again as Larry looks for something to start with… He looks at the cockroaches, the bowl of woodlice and beetles from the garden, the maggots… Finally coming to the tub of meal worms, wriggling around and looking generally disgusting.
“There are mealworms…” He speaks as if he’s reading from the label on the side of the tub. “Regular wildbirds… It says… 40 grams. Which is about… Erm… 240 worms… Ugly little buggers…”
He carries the plastic container over to the bathtub – keeping the worms in focus – the floor in the background, then the tub with his wife.
“Are you ready?” He asks in a playful tone as Caterina smiles up at us…
She pushes down with her feet, raising her pelvis up into the air, doing her best to point her hairless cunt straight up at the camera.
Larry tips the first few ugly little worms onto her pussy lips… Caterina gasps and squeals as they hit her… Wriggling a little herself as she feels bugs on her pussy for the first time.
We move into ultra-close-up, almost losing focus, as we watch squirm around and start to look for somewhere to go… Their little spikey legs tickling her sensitive flesh.
She’s gritting her teeth, but smiling, trying not to scream with pleasure or cry with disgust.
“More..?” Checks Larry.
His wife nods enthusiastically – and he tips another dozen or so of the ugly little fuckers onto her… Half of them land on her pussy and stay there – wriggling around on her lips, a couple find their way between the outer folds – wriggling along the fold rather than through and between them – the other half dozen fall off her pussy and roll down her belly.
Caterina reaches up and grabs the back of her thighs, pulling her legs back further, presenting her pussy even more prominently. “Keep going…” She gasps.
Larry reaches down and runs his fingers along her pussy, slipping a couple between the lips, and spreading them a little, exposing the pink inner lips… Slips two fingers deeper in, and spreads them as well – then tips the plastic tub up again, spilling more of the mealworms onto her pussy. This time, whilst some more fall off her and down onto her belly, or down along her the crack of her arse… Several fall into the open pussy and wriggle around in her pinkest parts…
She reacts to this with a sudden spasm and shiver – and a cry of pleasurable shock… “Oooooooh!”
Larry spreads his fingers a little wider, opening her pussy a little more, struggling to get the right position for his fingers and camera in order to give a clear view of the twisty-turny segmented little bugs wriggling and writhing INSIDE his wife’s cunt… Then tips some more in – upending the tub time – pouring another 70-80 of the little beasts over her pussy… Again, some fall down her arsecrack, others forward to her belly, some land around the pussy lips and wriggle on the surface, but at least 20 of them join the few inside her pussy… Wriggling and twisting ontop of each other, looking for a way out.
Her whole body shakes, and she gasps, squealing, unable to form words… Shivering… Larry moves his hand away, and her pussy closes – shutting about 25 mealworms away out of sight… “UUurrrrggghhhhhhh! Uuhh!” she gasps, her chest rising and falling, gasping for breath – overwhelmed by the strangest sensation of her life…
As she writhes below him, Larry takes great delight in swinging the tub of mealworms over her belly, her tits, her face and hair… Tipping the horrible little bugs all over her… She squeals as they bounce on and off her.
We watch her writhe for a few seconds – meal worms on her pussy lips, one trapped between her butt-cheeks, others on her belly, under her boobs, under her chin, on her face, in her hair, several in the crack of her arse…
She releases her thighs, allowing her backside to return to the bottom of the tub, no doubt squashing a few worms against the white fibreglass… Then cut to:
The vanity unit full of plastic tubs – as Larry looks for the next subjects… Moving in for extreme close-ups of –
A tub of large Dubia cockroaches, 16 of them crawling around over each other, looking particularly ugly and scary in close-up. They are about 3cm long… Not giants, but big enough.
Next to that, a tub of smaller Dubia’s, 30 of them, also crawling over each other. These are between 1-2cm long…
Then, there’s a tub of earnworms, wriggling and writhing over each other, winding together, looking extra slippery and slimy.
Finally, the tub of woodlice and assorted beetles, gathered from the garden… Crawling around – small and inoffensive next to the size of the cockroaches, but still ugly and strange.
Then back to the cockroaches… Picking up the tub and carrying it back to his wife… He holds it above her face so that she can see the roaches crawling around through the transparent plastic… Which makes her breath even harder, her mouth open, still a big smile, but looking even crazier than before. He adds more commentary, “These are the Dubia… Or Dubya… Cockroaches… This is a pack of 30… And I… Am going to drop them all over my lovely wife…”
She’s still shivering and squirming from the sensations of the mealworms in her pussy as Larry makes a theatrical effort of slowly tipping the whole tub of cockroaches over her tits, her belly and her pussy… Half of them sit still, or crawl slowly, not sure what’s going on or where they are… The other half scuttle across her flesh, some of them falling off her sides into the tub below.
Caterina writhes around under the spikey little footsteps of a couple of dozen cockroaches – hundreds of little legs tickling her flesh. “WWwwooooohhh!”
We move the camera up her body – from her pussy, with a roach wandering around near her clit, over her belly, with several roaches circling each other and her belly button, up to her small tits… They may be flattened against her body, but her nipples are standing at full attention – especially the one that a cockroach is sitting beside – his front legs resting on the nipple itself meaning that he’s standing up at an angle… Then on to her neck, with another roach sitting under her chin… We see another crawling into that mass of curly dark hair. Then we reach her face – a look of shocked joy like you’ve never seen. Scared, disgusted, but incredibly aroused. Still unable to speak due to the sudden spikey, tickling and wriggling sensations all over her body.
Overwhelmed by sensation or not, she still manages to reach down to her side and scoop up a handful of roaches to place back up onto her tits… Letting them crawl around and enhance the multitude of sensations she’s experiencing… Then another handful, grabbed and lifted down to her pussy… Opening her legs, then just holding the handful of big insects against her crack… Rubbing them against her pussy, focussing on the top of the crack, pressing them against her clit… Bending her fingers and using her thumb to knock the big bugs off her hands and onto her pussy – they land and crawl along the lips… Caterina taking deep breaths and writhing a little more as she feels them move over her tender flesh.
The expression on her face is a bizarre combination of disgust, fear and outrageous arousal.
As she plays with the roaches that are already crawling over her – Larry reaches over and picks up another plastic tub, taking a quick look down into it with his head-cam, showing us that it’s full of slightly smaller black cockroaches… He provides commentary as he shakes the tub a little – making the bugs crawl around a little more actively. “These are the Dubia Cockroaches… Medium sized… We’ve got, ahhh, 50 in here…”
He carries them over above his wife – who, based on the way she is writhing and the sounds she is making, appears to be somewhere near the edge of an orgasm.
“Ready?” He asks.
She flashes a look up at him and smiles – then raises one foot up onto the side of the bath, then the other… Sliding down on her back so that her arse is up against the end of the tub, then sliding further down to push her pelvis up again, pointing her pussy up… Reaching down around the outside of her thighs and taking a hold on each side of her pussy and butt-crack – spreading them wide open… Exposing the insides of her pussy and the little chocolate starfish of her arsehole…
Larry waits a few seconds whilst she gets herself ready, and then begins to tip and shake the little 1-2cm long roaches out of the tub onto, and into his wife’s gaping pussy hole… Some fall in, other land on the lips and scuttle away, others land on the lips and fall/jump in with their friends… Others crawl along the crack of her arse. More fall down her body, onto her little tits, between them, under her chin…
She’s gasping and laughing, yelping as she feels all these bugs on and in her flesh – and the inevitable happens – a stray bug lands in her mouth… Begin on her back, it falls right to the back of her mouth and she almost chokes – but she’s able to cough it back up and spit it out… In true cockroach style, it’s fine – staggering away along her belly.
She continues to writhe in the tub, as Larry moves the camera over her – looking close to see the bugs crawling over flesh – looking into her gaping cunt, seeing cockroaches crawling ontop of mealworms deep inside her pussy… Panning up to show more on her body, then more in her hair… Her huge smile shining out through the depravity… Her heavy breathing and soft moans the only noise we can hear – the occasional whimper as she feels a roach move inside her.
There’s a rather abrupt cut to Larry reaching into the container of earthworms… “Dirty dirty worms from the garden…” He picks up a fistful, letting them dangle from his fingers as he moves them over to his skinny bug-whore wife… She’s still got her pussy up in the air, and she’s still holding it open, constantly moving her fingers to get a better grip, spreading it wider…
He holds the worms over that open pussy… Then moves them up her body, over her face… She’s smiling and nodding as she writhes… She wants them… He moves them back to her pussy, and let’s one slip out a little between thumb and forefinger, letting it dangle down and feeding it into her pussy – releasing it so that it falls down onto the roaches and mealworms that are already in there… Making Caterina squirm and gasp again.
He repeats this with a couple more worms – dangling, feeding, dropping… Then moves the rest of the handful up and over her face, and dropping them onto her mouth – which she closes just in time to stop this becoming a feeding session!
She moves her fingers from holding her pussy open, to working it – two fingers slipping in and out of the wet crack, over her clit, rubbing herself… Allowing her thighs to close as she slides back up the tub, squashing more little beasties as she squirms, pressing her skinny thighs together, her hands jammed between them, bugs inside her cunt… Her head reaching the angled end of the tub, then sliding up it, she shoulders following until she’s sitting half upright, a little wave of bugs (dead and alive) being pushed up behind her shoulders. More of the little fuckers crawling over her tits and belly, falling down to her crotch, in her hair…
Larry reaches to the vanity and picks up the remaining tub of woodlice and beetles, gathered from the rockery, and the second tub of mealworms and without any ceremony simply tips them both over Caterina’s head and body.
She has to quickly close her mouth, lips tight together, to avoid getting an unwanted mouthful – and writhes around as they all hit her face, chest, belly, pussy and thighs… A pool of mealworms forms between her thighs… Her hand, jammed between those thighs, now half buried in ugly little worms, moves harder up against her pussy, and her pelvis moves around as she arches her back, pushing her arse down against the tub – we can hear the unmistakable sound of cracking/squashing bugs under…
A cockroach scampers down her body, over the top of mealworms, toward her belly… Worms wriggle… Earthworms writhe between her little tits… That one roach on her tit continues to lean up against her extremely erect nipple…
She rolls her head from side to side, the look on her face showing that she is intensely aroused… The bugs and worms crawling around in her long hair highlighting the depraved nature of her arousal…
She grinds her thighs over each other, squashing worms between them – the ugly little segmented beasts popping and cracking as the pressure of her squeezing becomes too much for them.
One hand still working her pussy, she brings the other up to her tit, possibly trapping the roach without even realising its there… Grabbing the little tit, and squeezing it hard – she must know the roach is there now, but she keeps squeezing – crushing the bug against her flesh…
The combination of all those bugs wriggling and walking all over her, the feeling of them inside her pussy, of her fingers (and more bugs) on her clit, and the pain of her squeezed tit, with little bits of squashed bug poking against it – sends her over the top… And she’s suddenly squealing… Opening her wide mouth and gasping for air… Looking extremely happy… Cumming hard in a tub full of insects… Pushing her head back, arching her back, pushing down with her shoulders, rocking from side to side, squashing more bugs…
And then, suddenly, she stops – and just flops down in the tub, exhausted and elated, relaxing her muscles, legs flopping apart, bringing her hands up to her face – allowing a handful of half-squashed bugs to fall over her forehead and down her cheeks and jaw, some of them still alive, little legs moving…
That huge white smile is wide across her face again, and this time she opens it a little, allowing a live cockroach, and a couple of mealworms, to fall in – then just holding it open, letting us see them in there, the roach on it’s back, legs moving… Holding it there for a few more seconds – and then suddenly sitting upright and spinning over – ending up on all fours… Spitting the bugs out of her mouth and coughing…
There are numerous half-squashed bugs stuck to her back, her shoulders, her bum, and the back of her arms, as well as between her thighs. She’s a mess…
A mess on all fours – with her rear toward us… We move in for a close-up of her pussy – which she reaches a hand down to, fingers slipping between the lips – opening herself up, allowing a worm, some roaches, mealworms, etc., to slowly spill out… Plopping down into the tub…
“Okay… Push them out… I’m not going in until it’s clean!” Says Larry in a friendly tone.
We can see Caterina’s pussy pulsing as she pushes down with her pelvic floor – slowly forcing more little bugs out… Mealworms and roaches… A couple of pushes – several dead or dying bugs mixed in with the writhing live ones… Caterina pausing…
“There’s still another worm in there… I definitely dropped two in… Push harder…” Says Larry.
Rather than push, Caterina pushes her fingers deeper inside herself… Then pulls the fingers out, alters the angle of her hand, and slips four fingers in… Contorting herself a little to push her thumb in as well – fisting herself, but in the least erotic way… Reaching into her cunt to seek out and retrieve a six inch long earth-worm from deep inside. Finally withdrawing it, and letting it dangle from her slimy fingers…
She rolls over onto her bottom again, holding that worm up for the camera, and smiling again…
“Say bye-bye to the boys and girls at home…” Says Larry.
Caterina drapes the worm over one of her very erect nipples (it’s big enough to support the worm), wipes her slimy palm and fingers off against her other tit, and them gives the camera a little wave – blows a kiss, then says “Bye bye” as she waves, before smiling again as we fade out.
We fade back in on Charley in her little home editing suite. Looking like she’s just ‘enjoyed’ watching the footage with us. On the screen infront of her there’s a Zoom session, with Larry and Caterina, now fully dressed and clean, looking very respectable. Charley talks to them rather than us.
“That’s certainly a unique little film… I’m sure many of our viewers will think you’re a little strange for being turned on by doing that?” Says Charley.
Caterina has her answer ready, she’s obviously thought about this. “I think ‘our’ viewers would be the last to judge… Most of you like dogs, and I don’t understand that… I like bugs… I don’t know why… But it’s such a sensuous feeling… So strange… Horrible and scary, and weird… But so sexy…”
Larry adds, “I think women should do whatever it is that they need to do… And never be ashamed or think they are, erm, ‘wrong’…”
Charley waits for them to finish, then follows up. “Some would say that squashing all of those little creatures for your pleasure was cruel…”
Caterina looks to Larry for his answer, and nods as he gives it. “Well, let’s not forget that we bought most of those little creatures from a pet-food supplier… They were supposed to be eaten!! Is this any crueller than that?”
“And I ate some of them… I mean afterwards…” Adds Caterina.
“Yeah,” confirms Larry. “Mealworm omelette… Great protein!”
“Will you be doing it again?” Asks Charley.
Caterina smiles… “Yes… I can’t wait to try some other little beasties… Ants and crickets…”
“Maggots… You wanted to be in a bath full of maggots…” Larry reminds her.
“Yes…” She smiles. “A bath full of maggots, with only my head sticking out… Wanking away under the surface…” She laughs. “It would cost a fortune!”
Charley cuts in, “Well, that’s a lovely thought to end on… I think… Strange or not, you definitely had fun with beasts… So it gives me great pleasure to welcome you guys to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”
Caterina and Larry thank her, smile and wave, then pause… Charley hitting the cut-off button with her mouse, then turning to the camera…
“It takes all kinds of sluts to make up a country – and as Caterina says, some of us like dogs, some like horses, pretty soon we’ll be meeting a young lady who likes pigs… So who are we to judge a lovely lady who lusts for bugs?” She smiles, then changes tone a little. “We’ll be back TOMORROW with some straightforward doggy action… So don’t worry if this didn’t do it for you… If you did enjoy it, please let us know, and we’ll see if we can find any other dirty zoosluts keen to try a little creepy-crawly bath…”
THE END – stay tuned for the second half of our double-bill when we’ll be back for some regular doggy action…
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