With everything that’s been going on in the world in 2020, we at the United Kingdom of Zoo decided that something special was needed to end the year. Rather than a 20 episode series, we decided to really go for it with a marathon 50 episode series. One girl can’t handle that kind of schedule – so we decided to enlist a group of our former guests to share hosting duties on the series… We hope you enjoy this special opening episode, and the rest of the series, and we trust you will enjoy our new hosts…
Fade in…
We’re looking at the attractive, dark haired and dimple featured porn-star, Renae Russell, last seen on the 8th episode of our 6th series… She talks direct to camera in her squeaky, permanently excited sounding voice…
“Surveys show that 3% of women fantasize about having sex with animals…”
We cut immediately to the dirty blonde, big boobed and small bodied frame of half-Polish, Petra Johnson, last seen on episode 18, or series 6… She continues directly on from Renae’s intro, her accent flavoured with an Eastern European edge…
“There are 19 million women in the United Kingdom aged between 18-60…”
Cut again, this time to the sexy, red-lipped and brunette-haired figure of former webcam ‘model’, Kimberly Milner, last seen way back on episode 15 of series 4… Her Bradford accent is smooth and alluring, practiced over hours of online sex calls.
“That means that something like five hundred and seventy THOUSAND ladies in this wonderful country have imagined having sex with an animal…”
Back to Renae… “If just five per cent of those ladies lived out their fantasy – that’s twenty-eight and a half thousand ladies actually having sex with animals!”
Petra again, “And if just five per cent of those ladies were prepared to do it on camera – that’s fourteen hundred ladies for us put on television…”
And finally, back to Kimberly…
“And we’re trying to find them all… On ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’”
The show’s title fills the screen,
“THE UNITED KINGDOM OF ZOO”
Then we fade in on a decrepit old industrial estate. All of the units abandoned, some falling down, other’s being demolished.
And then, stumbling over the rubble of one half-standing building, we focus on a very young-looking lady. Her body says adult, but her face and demeanor suggest otherwise as she walks toward us.
She’s wearing a very tight t-shirt, highlighting her good-sized boobs and a slightly rounded belly, and short-shorts, showing off a slight bubble butt (ideal for twerking), and skinny legs. Her hair is dark and braided into two long pigtails – playing up her youthful, round-faced looks… And she’s wearing a pair of spectacles that magnify her eyes to almost comical size. There doesn’t seem to be the slightest hint of nerves about her – she is most definitely up-for-this.
We hear her introducing herself in a strong midlands accent. “My name’s Angelina Dubravka… I’m 19 years old, and I’m from West Bromwich…” She stumbles over a pile of concrete as she gets closer, looks up and smiles to the camera – as her voice-over continues. “I was born in the Czech Republic, but my parents brought me to England when I was a baby, to grow up in a better country… Now I’m ready to move to an even better country… Where I can live out my dreams… The United Kingdom of Zoo!”
She smiles and turns away to walk into the remains of the building – disappearing down a dark corridor.
Then we meet her again as she enters a disused toilet. Checking herself out in a large broken mirror that runs along over three sinks – which are all blocked or broken (we suspect more from vandals than demolition teams).
We cut to close-up of her as she tells us her story. “I’ve always looked a lot younger than I at’shlaay am, and I’ve always acted older than I at’shlaay am… I lost my virginity when I was 13, and I’ll sleep with pretty much anyone who wants some… I’ve lost count of how many lads I’ve shagged… It’s, like, over a hundred though… I can’t help myself…”
We cut to her taking her t-shirt off, exposing round, fairly firm boobs to the cold air. Nipples hard and surprisingly long – looking like they’ve been bitten and twisted non-stop since she was 13…
She looks right into camera and continues her introductions. “Dogs really turn me on… I think it’s because they aren’t supposed to. The more people I hear calling the girls on UK of Zoo sluts, the more I want to be on it… And if I’m going to be on it, I want to be the biggest slut on the show…” Oh yes, this one is all class!
“Everyone says I give a great blow-job… I probably prefer sucking cock to ‘avin’ sex, at’chlaay… That’s why I wrote to the show asking if I could be the first ever girl to have a blow-bang on the show!” Any sweetness that remained in her youthful face disappears as she smiles – all we can think of is the amount of cock she’s sucked in the last half decade.
We cut to a close-up of her, hardly able to wipe the smile off her face as she re-introduces herself. “I’m Angelina Dubravka… I’m 19… And I want to suck as much dog cock as I can!”
We hold on her smile for a couple of seconds, then cut to a shot of Renae Russell standing in the doorway of the toilet – wearing a white PVC ‘business suit’, and posing next to a large blue-grey Weimarana dog. He’s so big, or she’s so small, that his shoulders are almost level with the top of her hips.
The PVC suit is barely big enough to hold her fake boobs, which do their best to burst out. She gives us another of her dimpled smiles and then introduces herself in a broad and squeaky Lancashire accent…
“Hello, I’m Renae Russell, and I’m an adult actress from Blackburn in Lancashire…” She looks down at the dog, then continues, “And this is my lovely lover, Logan. He’s a two and a half year-old Weimaraner, and he’s amazing…”
We cut to Petra Johnson, standing infront of a broken toilet stall… Her long blonde hair hangs loose down to and over the shoulders of her tight t-shirt – hugging close to her bra-less tits, with her nipples poking against the cotton. Her outfit is completed by blue jeans so heavily ripped that we can see as much flesh as denim – and by her side she has a large golden retriever. Wide and chunky rather than tall.
“I’m Petra Johnson… I was on last year’s show – and I couldn’t wait to come back…” If anything her accent is a little stronger than when we last met her, as if she’s hamming it up for the show. “This is Odin… He’s my very own doggy – I got him right after my debut, and I’m looking forward to sharing him today…”
And now we cut to Kimberly Milner – our slim brunette, her long hair over her shoulders, firm boobs and curvy hips wrapped in a figure hugging grey woolen knit dress that doesn’t leave much to the imagination despite reaching from her neck to her knees. Beside those knees, a wide, scary looking black Rottweiler is sitting patiently, looking up at her with love in his eyes.
“Hello, I’m Kimberly Milner… I’m a lifestyle blogger and camgirl from Bradford in Yorkshire, and this…” She looks down at the patient pooch. “… Is Tank. And Tank knows how to please a lady!”
Angelina is standing in the middle of the toilet – her t-shirt and shorts gone, now wearing nothing but her brief white panties – her soft belly and round boobs looking pale and young… She playfully flicks her two long pigtails infront of her shoulders so that they are hanging down infront of those large nipples as she looks from host-to-host, or to be more precise, from dog-to-dog, and licks her lips in the most obviously slutty gesture we’ve ever seen on our show.
The three ladies close in on her, dogs by their side – well, Tank and Logan by Kimberly and Renae’s sides, Petra is having trouble holding the excitable Labrador, who is almost pulling her across the room.
“Alright doggies…” Calls Angelina, with more confidence than any slut should ever have… “Which one of you boys wants to fuck my mouth first?” – and pointing to her mouth with both forefingers.
The dogs pull toward her a little, leashes straining between them and their owners…
We cut to a close-up of Angelina, looking from dog to dog, a hefty sense of anticipation as she runs her tongue slowly around her soft lips. As the camera moves around we can see that our three ‘hosts’ are each crouched over their dogs, reaching under them to fondle… Acting as fluffers for our guest… Angelina can’t hide her smile.
She drops to her knees as Renae steps forward, a big smile on her face as she leads Logan the Weimerana over to our… Angelina bounces her bottom off her heels a little, looking increasingly excited about the impending perversion…
She reaches out to touch the dog on his head, neck and shoulders – stroking and rubbing him, smiling then snarling dirty talk at him… “Hello big boy… Oooh, you are big… And strong… I can’t wait to taste your cock… Yeah!” Leaning in and letting him lick at her face – her mouth loose and half open, making no attempt to stop his tongue from slopping into her mouth.
As Angelina is stroking Logan, we see Petra bringing Odin up in the background, and as soon as he’s at our guest’s side, she turns – wrapping an arm around him and pulling him in close. Talking to him too, “Oooh… Another doggy… Two doggy cocks to suck… Ha ha…” She starts fussing over the Labrador – and she’s now got a hand on each dog, running her fingers through their hair. Turning her head from one to the other, offering her mouth, pouting and pursing her lips – letting them take turns to lick her mouth… The dogs appearing to enjoy licking each other’s slobber off her face, and Angelina is certainly enjoying it.
Renae takes charge a little, pushing her dog to the front of the line… “I think this doggy needs to have his dog sucked… And I’ve already done it this week, so it must be your turn to be his slut!”
Angelina smiles, flicks her pigtails back over her shoulders, then turns herself around, and leans back until she’s laying on her back, scooting back under the big blue-grey beast, positioning her mouth under his junk… Which Renae has already warmed up to the point that a couple of inches of red shaft are showing.
She reaches up and takes hold of one boob in each hand, squeezing and rubbing them – as she lift her head off the floor, raising it up toward the dog’s cock – mouth open, almost smiling… She’s not fucking around, she wants to get started right away… Then, with very little build up, she’s got Logan’s cock in her mouth, and she’s sucking. Her head moving up and down, lips sliding along the shaft and back… Leaving a glistening trail of saliva as she gives him her first ever doggy-blow-job…
Renae comments, “You look like you know what you’re doing… Are you sure you’ve never sucked a doggy before?”
Angelina sucks a few more strokes, then pulls back to catch her breath for a second, bringing one hand up to wipe the cum and saliva from her mouth, around her lips, cheeks and chin. “Never… But I’ve been plannin’ it for years!” And then she moves her mouth back toward Logan’s big cock…
“Not so fast, slut!” Interrupts Petra, leading Odin over to the action and standing him over the teenager, next to Logan.
Angelina looks up and sees a second dog cock above her face – and she looks like she’s in heaven… Reaching up with both hands, she takes one dog-cock in each and aims them both at her smile… Then she wraps her lips around Odin’s big Labrador cock and gives it a good, wet, half-dozen strokes between her lips… Before pulling out and turning her head the other way to take Logan’s meat back in… Sucking on that with equal enthusiasm… Back and forth – a few strokes on each, licking her lips between dogs, almost laughing… Loving it.
We cut to a wide shot to see the two hot hosts standing over their dogs, which are standing over the childlike, yet still slutty, teenager… Who is alternating between their cocks – sucking one, then sucking the other.
In the background, we can see our third hostess, Kimberly, standing astride her Rottweiler’s back, bending forward, reaching under him and giving him a quick hand-job to hardness… Watching the action unfolding infront of her the whole time, and smiling at the what she’s seeing.
She calls out, “I think it’s my boy’s turn now… He’s feeling a little left out…”
Angelina looks over, under Odin’s body, with his cock still in her mouth, and smiles – letting the cock drop from her mouth, then rolling over and crawling over to the big Rottweiler, her big boobs sagging and swinging as she moves… It’s not a sexy crawl – it’s an eager 19-year-old on wet tiles crawl, fast and awkward, but ending in the best possible way – with her on her knees behind the dog, his big cock swung back between his powerful hindlegs and stuffed deep into her mouth… Her bouncing her mouth up and down his fat shaft, her titties jiggling as she moves.
“Oh yeah… Suck that cock you dirty fucking slut…” Kimberly purrs, continuing with, “You fucking love it, don’t you?” There’s nothing nasty in her tone, she’s not taunting – just commentating.
It looks like the biggest of the three dog-cocks… About the same length as Logan’s, but fatter, swelling toward the middle. It might be the new position, but it also looks like the young slut is enjoying this cock more than the other two. Closing her eyes briefly, losing herself in the moment, sucking the meat to the back of her mouth, and swallowing slowly as his cum dribbles and squirts in the back of her throat.
As she sucks on Tank’s fat cock, the other dogs are brought over and positioned on either side of the big black beast. He barely pays them any interest – enjoying having his cock sucked far too much to worry about the other dogs being so close.
Angelina is clearly aware of the other dog’s being present, keeping her mouth around the Rottie’s cock, but looking around as Petra swings the Labrador’s cock out between his hindlegs, giving it a quick, gentle wank to keep it hard, and Renae pulls Logan’s Weimerana meat out between his hindlegs to complete the trio…
“Oooh, all the cocks lined up for our little cock-smoker…” Jokes Kimberly.
Renae takes a handful of the youngster’s hair and pulls her back from Tank, re-directed her first to Odin’s cock – which she sucks for half a dozen head-bobs, then off him and onto Logan’s cock, to suck for another half-dozen bobs… Then back to Tank’s cock…
“Oh, what a filthy little slut… Look at her go…” Comments Kimberly.
Petra and Renae join in, noting what a filthy slut this youngster is, with Renae adding, “It’s a good job she’s not too pretty or we’d all be out of a job!” She doesn’t mean it in a mean way – the reality is that Angelina isn’t that pretty – piggy nose and round cheeks, greasy brown hair in pigtails – it’s not a great look, especially between these three ladies.
Our guest isn’t getting involved in any arguments, or worrying about what anyone is calling her – she’s too busy going from cock to cock – sucking and slurping on them each in turn. Barely pausing between them before moving onto the next, and as a result getting quite out of breath. Strands of saliva and dogspunk dripping from her mouth and hanging in long strings as she continues to suck one cock after another…
Kimberly can’t shut up – but it’s nice to hear her comments, “You look like you’re having fun… This isn’t supposed to be fun… You’re supposed to be humiliated..!” – and again, as she says it she’s not serious.
Angelina knows it – because she’s looking up at Kimberly and smiling as she sucks Tank… She pulls back, and turns her head to the right to suck Logan, then after a few quick strokes, she’s turning back to the left to suck on Odin the Labrador… It’s just a couple of quick sucks each, licking her lips between sucks, not sure which she likes the most… Breathing hard, leaning into the sucks – pushing her face toward the dog’s behinds… Muttering the occasional, “Oh shit…” or “Mmmmmm” before moving onto the next.
Kimberly, “You must have the dirtiest mouth in Birmingham… Kissing you must be like drinking from the toilet…”
Angelina pulls her head back from the cock she’s currently trying to swallow, smiling, and raises her head up, leaning forward and straightening her back, reaching up toward Kimberly, offering her mouth – and Kimberly doesn’t hesitate to lean in and kiss her… The two women barely touching lips – mouths open, tongues out, flicking against one another. Sharing spit… Kimberly tasting our guest.
Renae leans in and grabs the back of Angelina’s head and pulls her back down the trio of dog-cocks – “This is where you belong… You’re not here to kiss the girls, just to suck the dogs!” – and then SHE leans over to Kimberly and shares a fast, but very hungry lip-lock kiss with her. Both girls getting into it… We look down and see Angelina looking up at the kiss – which breaks off quickly so that Renae can order her to, “SUCK!” pointing down at the dogs…
Angelina returns down onto all fours, her arse sticking back – and takes Logan’s long cock back into her mouth and sucks it deep – trying to please our dimple faced hostess by pleasing her dog. She looks up at Renae as she sucks and slobbers on that hot meat – but the ex-pornstar isn’t watching, she’s already re-attached her mouth to Kimberly’s face – far more interested in having her own fun than watching anyone else.
Petra isn’t interested in kissing the girls – she’s far more interested in watching the doggy action… And as Angelina continues to suck on Logan, she leads Odin around behind the teenager, and encourages him to mount the dirty bitch…
He doesn’t take much encouragement – as soon as he’s presented with a rear view of the youngster, he moves on her… Stepping up behind her, pushing his chest up against her backside, sliding up onto her back, his front legs wrapping around her middle, paws pressing down on the front of her thighs. He arches his back toward her, his hard cock rubbing up against her snatch, finding the gap between her pussy lips, and suddenly punching into her flesh.
The initial penetration is enough to make her gasp around the cock, momentarily forgetting to suck… Then his rapid fucking action starts – the powerful beast pounding into her, setting her pussy on fire – and she snaps back into reality – sucking hungrily on the cock, as if sucking it will enhance the feeling of being fucked… Or distract from the pain of the pounding…
Kimberly breaks off the kiss with Renae, looking down and commenting. “Ohh, dirty dirty girl… Taking it at both ends… You naughty little slut!”
We cut to a wider shot as all three girls watch Odin fuck the girl, and as she switches from sucking Logan to sucking Tank…
Then a close-up of her face, watching as the fat Rottie cock replaces the long Weimaraner cock in her mouth, her lips dragging along the shaft. Her eyes closed as she thinks hard about what she’s doing – about how much she’s enjoying it – about the kind of girl that makes her.
Odin pulls closer and closer to her – pushing his cock deeper and deeper with each little rally of thrusts – and after a mere 20 seconds of fast fucking action, he holds close – and is deep into her, locked in place… Filling her up. Making her stop sucking again – pausing with the cock in her mouth and breathing through the shock of her first knot…
We cut down behind her to get a shot of the action area… Petra lifting the Labrador’s long-haired tail up and out of the way to give us a better look – letting us see that fat knot filling out her pussy, stretching her flesh… Hurting her in the best way possible.
They are locked together for minutes… With our guest having a constant battle to remember to suck cock, to remember to switch from one to the other, back and forward… Making it look almost natural to suck dog cocks whilst being fucked by another dog.
Renae and Kimberly are standing over their dogs, bending forward, showing off their cleavage, reaching down and holding their dog’s cocks out to be sucked, exchanging looks as they watch. Giggling…
Renae smirks, “Is that mouth big enough for two?”
And then we’re watching the girls move their dogs closer together, putting them almost side-by-side, their cocks almost touching.
Angelina, still tied with Odin, takes Tank’s cock first, then Logan’s cock, then opens her mouth wider, and pushes both in at the same time – the angle is difficult, the size a struggle, but Angelina will do anything to prove she’s a total slut… And she can do this… Two dog cocks in her mouth, barely able to close her lips around them, all the time handling the pain of the big knot in her pussy.
We watch this in a wide angle, noting Renae and Kimberly sharing a few whispered comments about the dirty whore; and Petra standing behind her dog, a hand down the front of her jeans, touching herself to the view…
Back to the low angle behind our guest – just in time to watch his knot slowly popping out of her cunt… An initial gush of cum following it. Odin dismounts and moves away, and Petra drops down behind Angelina, smiling and wrapping her mouth around the youngster’s pussy, sucking and licking as much dog-spunk as she can from the sloppy cunt.
Angelina still has two dog cocks in her mouth, and she’s doing her best to please both beasts, wriggling her tongue between them, trying to close her lips around them, to move them in and out – all the time feeling the pleasure of a woman’s mouth on her pussy… A tongue moving between her pussy lips… For a few more seconds, then Petra stops…
Our Polish princess stands up, her lips closed, and her jaw locked, and moves quickly to the other hostesses…
“Oh yeah… Bring it, babe…” Says Kimberly, angling her head down so she can look up at the blonde, opening her mouth and waiting, trying not to smile too broadly… Petra leans in snowballs Odin’s cum from her mouth into Kimberly’s, spitting it in a slow stream between brunette’s bright red lips.
Kimberly turns her head to the side and spits the cum into Renae’s wide open mouth… It’s not Renae’s first snowball… She knows exactly how to position her jaw and wait for every last drop… Almost smiling as she collects it all – then pausing as she turns to camera and shows us how much she’s holding. She closes her mouth and makes a big deal of swallowing the lot, pulling a face as it slides down her throat, then opening her mouth again and raising her tongue to show us it’s all gone to her belly… Show off!
Kimberly, having licked her lips and caught her breath after the joy of holding that dog-cum in her mouth for a few seconds, comments, “I’m soooo jealous…” Then looks up into our camera and playfully complains, “How come she gets to swallow it all?”
All the time the girls are playing with Odin’s cum, Angelina is still down on her hands and knees with Tank and Logan both unloading into the back of her mouth – she’s swallowing it all, because the alternative is choking… And she’s loving every second of it… This couldn’t get any better…
We stand back again for a moment whilst the three girls stand side-by-side, looking down and watching their guest on all fours infront of them with a couple of dog cocks in her mouth. Everyone seems to be in their element…
And then we hear a booming male voice from outside the room… Rough, gruff, and with a cockney accent… “Ladieeeeesss… Please put your hands together, and spread your legs wide – for the ‘ound from ‘ell ‘imself…”
We know exactly who it is, but we can’t see him… We whip around to look at the doorway, awaiting his arrival as his intro continues, “The beast from the east end… He’s is a lover not a fighter… A licker not a biter… He’ll fuck your pussy so ‘ard ‘e ‘as to send you a get well card… The meeeeean muvva-fucker himself… It’s…”
Suddenly the familiar figures of Dennis Carter and his Doberman, Casanova, step into view… The sleek dog pulls hard on his chain the second he sees the rear view of Angelina, who is still sticking her arse up in the air as she continues to suck those cocks.
Dennis finishes his intro with a broad grin, “Casanova the Fird!”
There’s a close-up as Casanova is released from his leash – then he’s running over to Angelina, who hasn’t even had a chance to look up before he mounts her, and slots his cock right into the hole Odin was filling just a couple of minutes ago…
NOW – Angelina reacts, coughing up both cocks and squealing with delight and surprise at the sudden injection of hard meat into her sloppy cunt… The big Doberman holding tight to her, his jaw on her shoulder, his chest on her back, pounding into her at high speed… A relentless but brief fuck. Deep and hard. Fast and wet. The sound of his cock slipping in and out, very sloppy, very sexy…
Then, almost as soon as he started, the beast is finished… Pulling back, his half-formed knot slopping out. It’s almost as if the pussy isn’t tight enough for him to want to continue fucking. He staggers away, looking a little confused, his big cock hanging down – hard and swollen…
We get a good look at Angelina’s pussy – fucked by two dogs and sucked by one host. Lips spread, wet, loose…
“’E’s not happy with that cunt…” Comments Dennis. “Can’t see much wrong with it myself…”
Angelina looks around, “I can make him happaaaaay…” It’s not hard to figure out what she means… So we cut right to the action…
Casanova has been positioned on the floor, rolled over onto his back – his belly exposed, his sheath in the air… And Angelina is leaning over him – resting on one hand and playing with the sheath with the other, wanking at it – exposing the pink cock inside… Getting it harder… Watching it swell up, and then taking hold and angling it up toward her face – leaning forward and wrapping her mouth around her fourth dog cock of the day… Bouncing her head up and down on it aggressively – the way a pornstar sucks cock…
Kimberly crouches down to watch up close, and tells us what she can see, “She’s giving him such a good bloody blowjoy… I almost wish I had a cock for her to suck!”
Whilst Angelina is distracted by Casanova, his owner drops down behind her and places a hand on her behind. She barely reacts.
Dennis pulls the button fly of his jeans open, and heaves his cock out. It’s not particularly long, but it’s fat, and already hard. He pulls his t-shirt up and off over his head to reveal his body for the first time. His belly is big and round, almost defying gravity, and hairier than his head… His man-boobs are hairier than his belly, and his back hairier than his chest… It’s like watching a silverback gorilla behind our little dogslut…
He reaches down out of his line of sight, under his belly, to steer his cock into her pussy from behind. “Ohhh yeaaahhh… Lovely and loose… I’m barely touching the sides…” He begins to stroke, then looks up at the camera again to add, “Some people like a nice tight cunt – but I love it sloppy like this… It’s like soaping your cock in the shower… Lovely and warm and soft…”
Angelina moans around Casanova’s cock as Dennis pushes into her – and he lets out a deep, happy sigh… “Oooooohhhhhh… I love a sloppy cunt!”
We watch in a wide angle so we can see her being fucked by the fat man as she sucks the slim beast.
Dennis doesn’t have great staying power – a lifetime of watching dog’s fuck has told him that a couple of minutes is all a girl needs – and he’s only on the job for about a minute before his face turns red and he gasps his way to a very obvious orgasm. Exploding in her pussy.
He gasps, “Oooohh, you fucking dirty little whore!” as he unloads into her – and she reacts by sucking Casanova’s cock hard, pushing her head down to take it right to the back of her throat… And Casanova suddenly raises his head from the floor to look back at her – almost as if he’s amazed by what she’s doing.
She raises her head suddenly, pulling the cock free and lets fresh dog spunk spill out over her lip and run down her chin.
Our hostesses break into a spontaneous little round of applause, looking down at their teenage guest and appreciating the hard work she’s done for our entertainment.
Angelina takes a second to recover, and then smiles toward our camera. “I think I’m done..!”
She certainly looks it… Cum all over her chin, scratches on her thighs and back from Odin and Casanova. Little hairs all over her sweaty face. She rolls over onto her back and breaths hard – and we watch as all four dogs return to her and begin licking at her face, her tits, her thighs – and anywhere else that our hosts point out (off camera they are sneaking little shots of butter onto her flesh to encourage extra licking).
To the side of the licking action – we see that Dennis has flopped down on his arse and is breathing hard, covered in sweat from his minute of exertion. He gives us a thumbs up, then we return to the licking… Watching along with our hosts, then fading out as it becomes apparent that the show is over.
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