We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes.
There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us… Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads, “CHELMSFORD FAMILY CARE CLINIC”.
We look to the side of the building as our host appears, walking around the corner with her golden retriever dog. Like the dog, she’s blonde and not too tall, but she has more (and better) curves. It’s everyone’s favourite babe from the Baltic, little Petra Johnson – the half Polish, half English girl who’s now ALL about the United Kingdom of Zoo!
She keeps walking as she talks – and once again, we can’t help thinking that her accent is getting stronger every week, really playing up that Eastern European stereotype. “Hello, and velcome… I’m your host, Petra Johnson, and this…” We pan down to look at the Labrador again, “… is my lovely boy, Odin.”
She comes to a halt outside the front door of the clinic… “This week, we’re in Chelmsford, in the East of England, and we’re here to meet another lady, who wants to join me – as a citizen of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’…”
We cut to inside the clinic – in an office, looking at a slightly built, pleasant looking middle-aged woman, with dirty blonde hair down to her shoulders and a nice black blouse. She speaks with a very slight French accent, and lovely rich timber to her voice, like honey being poured on chocolate… “My name is Sylvia Distin. I’m 54 years old, I’m a practice manager from Chelmsford, and… Yes… I want to have sex with a dog!”
She never explains her accent, but we learned that she was born and raised there, not moving to England until her mid-30s. Her accent is very strong when speaking French, as we’ll discover later, but when speaking English is only shows through on occasional words and phrases.
We cut to a shot of her sitting/leaning back against the edge of the desk in her office, suppressing a smile as she casually discusses her lifestyle with us – her accent poking through a few times just to remind us of her origin.
“I have a somewhat unorthodox lifestyle… I’m married, to Lawrence, and we have a ‘special’ friend, Jason, who lives with us and ‘helps’ keep me happy… I’m very highly sexed, I really love it… I was pretty ‘normal’ until I got into my late thirties… And I’ve got more and more into ‘extreme’ sex as I’ve got older… It takes two men to please me. Either having sex with both of them, or having sex with one of them whilst the other one watches… I like to do it on camera… I love double-penetrations… Double blow-jobs… Golden showers… All that…” She pauses, looking quite proud of herself, then continues, “I know I look like a very respectable person – and I think that’s part of the fun for me… Respectable, nice lady by day, then at home I’m just this filthy sex hungry slut… And I love it… I love the idea that no-one knows what I’m like – but I think it would be even better if everyone actually knew about it…”
A few seconds later, continuing her thought, “It was Jason who suggested this… I’m not interested in dogs – but I’m very interested in perversion and public disgrace… The second he said, ‘You should go on United Kingdom of Zoo’, I was into the idea… I wanted to do it – needed to do it… It was my biggest turn-on, and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head. I can’t wait…” Again, she smiles, clearly looking forward to having some beasty fun infront of us.
Petra, who has been fussing over Odin this whole time, looks up at Sylvia and asks, “You sound like a very bad girl… I like it!”
Sylvia shrugs as if that’s the most obvious thing in the world.
“Are you ready?” Checks Petra.
Sylvia stands forward from leaning on the desk, straightens her blouse and skirt – still smiling – then leans forward toward us, reaches out with both hands, and claps infront of our camera – and we cut to the same frame, with the office and desk behind her – but with…
A very slim looking Sylvia now naked except for dark, elasticated stockings. Her boobs are small but firm, her belly almost flat, her pussy trimmed back to barely more than stubble… She somehow manages to look very elegant and classy despite being nude and ready to fuck a dog…
Petra crouches down next to her Golden Retriever, talking to him and she unhooks his leash. “You’re going to have so much fun… Eh? Eh? Are you ready for fun..?” Getting him excited and ready to go… Then ruffling the top of his head, and sending him off toward our guest…
Sylvia crouches down on her haunches, her firm bottom resting on her heels, her weight on her toes, knees in the air and wide apart. Her legs look pretty strong – years of nature walks with her friends clearly keeping her in good shape.
She reaches out to the dog as he approaches, a welcoming smile across her face. He wags his tail as he walks toward her – not rushing… Making his bitch wait.
Petra stands over Sylvia, her jeans and t-shirt – as ripped, tight and revealing as they are, in contrast to the older woman’s almost total nudity… She crouches down, straining her denim to breaking point, and places a hand on her guest’s shoulder, then reaches across with her other hand and pats her on her inner thigh, trying to attract Odin. “Come on Odin…”
The dog soon gets the hint – coming over to these two sluts and having a good sniff at them. Moving to stick his nose up between his mistress’s thighs. Petra pushes him away and points toward the older lady, “This is your bitch tonight, Odin… It’s all about making her happy tonight…”
Sylvia strokes the dog casually, up and down his spine as he pushes up against her. She’s looking down at him with a distant smile on her face, lost in thoughts of what’s about to happen. Looking over to Petra for a little confidence boost – which the Polish slut provides, leaning in quickly and planting a sexy but quick little kiss on her guest.
She pulls away slowly, leaving our guest licking her own lips a little. “So, what do you think..?” Asks Petra, leaving the question hanging for a second before adding, “… of Mr Odin here?”
We’ve said this before – but it’s amazing that on a show where women are having sex with animals, it still titillates to see a little girl-on-girl action, even just a kiss – and our guests often feel the same way, having prepared themselves for bestiality, a little kiss or a boob fondle can knock them right off balance and leave them more than a little bewildered – and that’s exactly how Petra has played this old slut.
Sylvia looks down at the dog for a moment, then over to Petra, her smile less distant now. “Um… He’s a big boy… He’s lovely… I think I’m looking forward to this!” She answers, the memory of Petra’s kiss apparently still lingering a little as she leans toward our hostess, then pulls back and continues to stroke the dog. Turning her attention back to him, getting a little focus.
The dog continues to lean into her, and she overbalances toward Petra. Rather than fall, Petra grabs at the older woman, catching her with a hand over each boob. They both fall back, Sylvia’s back to Petra’s chest, until they are on the floor – Petra on her back, Sylvia between her legs but facing away from her. Both of them giggling. Petra doesn’t let go of the older lady’s boobs. Typical Petra, even an accident is a chance to cop a feel! And it’s a good feel, letting Sylvia know she has to think about more than just the dog…
But the dog must take priority, because in this position – on her back, legs apart, raised slightly by the body beneath her… Sylvia’s pussy is practically presented to Odin… He’s a good boy – he knows it would be rude to turn down such a generous presentation… So he tucks in – mouth to pussy, warm tongue slopping over pink flesh, sending Sylvia away on a beautiful journey….
She doesn’t completely forget where she is – placing her hands over Petra’s hands, making sure she squeezes those little mounds of joy… Putting her head back so it’s resting of Petra’s shoulder… We get a perfect side-by-side of the 30something Polish host, and her 50something French guest… Their blonde hair almost merging together, similar faces – it could be mother-daughter if we didn’t know better. Stills from this show actually turn up online later on mother-daughter porn sites.
Petra continues to squeeze her guest’s boobs, her fingers moving to pinch her nipples as the dog licks. She raises her head alongside Sylvia’s turning to look sideways at her, and Sylvia lets her head drop back, turning to look sideways at Petra… They are very close – almost face-to-face. Both smiling, having fun with the ‘accident’ that got them here… “Do you like this?” Asks Petra – we’re not sure if she’s talking about being groped by a sexy tv presenter, or having her pussy licked by a big dog. Syvlia nods, relaxing on top of our hostess – and they let their mouths come together again, soft and wet… Slow… Nice.
As they kiss, Odin licks on – his tongue working a deep wet groove between the older woman’s pussy lips – and Petra continues to squeeze her boobs… Sylvia takes the triple stimulation, and moves from relaxed, to a writhing, squirming figure – breaking off the kisses to moan, “Ooohhh God!”
It’s a fine sight – these two women, writhing around ontop of each other, our guest being tended to by the hot slut beneath her and the big dog above… Tits being squeezed, pussy being licked, with the pair of them maintaining eye contact throughout – faces barely inches apart – lips touching, tongues snaking out for more kisses…
“I want him to fuck me…” Sylvia whispers.
“You want him to fuck you?” Confirms Petra, in her erotically charged, soft Eastern European accent. Sylvia nods, still writhing as the dog licks. Petra taunts on, whispering, “You want the big, bad, doggy, to fuck your pussy…?”
Sylvia gasps, struggling to control herself under the twin assault on her tits and pussy… “I don’t want to cum like this…” She whispers, pausing as she tries to ignore the pleasure… “I want to cum on his cock…”
Petra smiles, pushes her face forward a little and gives our guest another wet kiss… Then she shuffles herself backward and rolls the older lady off her. Odin steps back to avoid to flailing legs as the two ladies reposition themselves. Petra helping Sylvia over onto her hands and knees, getting her into position – pushing an increasingly excited Labrador away to give her space.
Sylvia has a big smile on her face, suggesting that she is really enjoying this, and looking forward to what’s coming next…
Speaking of what’s cumming next – Odin is moving around behind her – seeing her in position with her bum in the air, her chest down, knees shoulder width apart… And he’s ready to go right into action – moving up fast and mounting her from behind before Petra can push him away again… Sliding right onto her back as if he was made to be there – his wide hairy chest fitting the dip at the base of her spine perfectly, his belly over her arse – his cock, an inch already showing, lining up nicely with her wet pussy…
Syvlia gasps, looking back over her shoulder with a big smile on her face – trying to take deep breaths, but struggling as the dog grips around her belly and pulls himself close, already thrusting at her…
Petra comes up next to them both, kneeling to the side, watching closely, one hand on her dog’s back, rubbing and encouraging him, her other hand coming up to pinch at her own nipple through her t-shirt.
We have a perfect side shot of them – the older lady on her hands and knees, the big dog on her back, the slutty host behind them looking from them to the camera, then back to the action below…
Petra reaches under her guest’s belly, down between her legs, and takes hold of Odin’s cock, fondling it and lining the tip up with Sylvia’s pussy… And with barely any work at all, he slips into her hole… She gasps and smiles, tipping her head back, and Petra reaches out with her other hand to stroke her back. We’re off…
He fucks her hard and fast, his front paws gripping her tightly around middle, rear paws scraping her calves, scratching them and raising little welts – but she doesn’t seem to notice due to the pounding she’s taking… He’s pushing in harder and faster, deeper with each stroke. Fucking his bitch like a champion.
She gasps and squeals with each of his jackhammer thrusts – a half smile on her face, mouth open, eyes closed and head held high – presenting an easy target for Petra – who leans to her side to grab another kiss with her new friend, reaching one hand infront of her to squeeze her boob and pinch her nipple as they kiss.
We cut to one of our graphic close-ups. Low angle, looking up between the bitch’s slim thighs – watching as the dog’s fat cock slips in and out of her neat snatch. A thick ball of muscle is growing at the base of the shaft – and it’s banging against her pussy lips, mashing them against her body, squashing the lips flat and outward.
Back to the main shot – watching as the dog arches his back further, pushing his crotch up and under hers, fucking almost upwards into her cunt. Each thrust making her gasp again. Petra has broken the kiss off and is watching, along with our cameras, as the older woman’s face tightens up… The dog still pounding, harder and harder at her rear end, driving her on… She looks like her head is about to explode!
Then it’s a sudden look of pure pleasure, and she’s sighing loud – right on the edge of hyperventilating… “OOooooohhhhhhh oooohhhhhhh oohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh!”, her body shaking, a smile across her face that looks so big you’d swear it was make-up.
The beast finishes her off with a rally of shorter, harder, interrupted and irregular thumps into her from behind – his back arching as he tries to push even deeper.
We drop down into a perfect side angle – showing off Sylvia’s old but slim body – highlighting her pale flesh under the dog’s dark fur… Him holding tight, still shuffling behind her – on his final few thrusts, trying to push an inch deeper… Sylvia’s head dropping, hair hanging down over her face. Gasping, “Oh God… Oh God…”
Petra takes a handful of Sylvia’s blonde hair and pulls her head back – not violent, but forceful… Our guest is still shaking from the orgasm, taking the tail end of a serious pounding from the beast… And now Petra is pulling her hair, forcing her head back, increasing the tension in her body, raising the pain thresh-hold… And then leaning in to whisper, “Cum on it, you dirty French slut!”, before planting another big, long, open mouthed kiss on the older lady.
Adding the kiss to the hair pulling, the dogcock in her cunt, the paws around her middle, and the stimulation of doing all of this on camera, and Syvlia is in heaven… Her body tingling and shaking, flesh flushed and red, breath ragged…
The beast finally coming to a stop, holding himself against her – him shaking almost as much as she is… Straining to hold himself deep inside her as he unloads his balls into her belly. Her shaking as she takes his weight on her back – both from the strain of supporting him, and the excitement of being impaled on his fat cock.
Sylvia looks straight ahead into our close-up camera – breathing hard, her expression confirming that the dog has well and truly knotted inside her. Her breathing through the pain, wincing as he pulses, but always with an edge of a smile. Looking up into Petra’s eyes, forcing the words out – almost whispering to Petra, but our microphones picking it all up. “He’s so big… So hard… I feel like I’m… Going to explode…”
We cut back to a close-up of her other end – looking up from between her knees, looking at the dog’s big balls hanging down over us, and beyond them, Sylvia’s pussy lips stretched around Odin’s cock, the knot partially visible behind the opening… All of the dog’s undercarriage – balls and cock – throbbing and quivering… His front legs hooked around her hips, paws under her belly.
We can hear her grunting and moaning with each throb – and then cut back her the close-up of her face… Years are falling off her. Her face glowing with sweat and happiness. “Ohhhhhhh! Mmmnnnnn… Oohhhhh!”
Back to the wide angle – watching as the three of them hold position – dog emptying himself into bitch, we assume feeling pretty good about himself… Her underneath, welcoming his seed, looking like she wants to stay there forever. Breathing… Sighing… Occasionally throwing her head back a little and gasping as the combination of size, warmth and a little movement, gives her an extra wave of pleasure. “Ooooohhhhhh!” And Petra kneeling at the back of the shot, watching on closely, occasionally leaning in to give Syvlia an encouraging little kiss.
We hover on this a little longer than we normally would – because the pleasure seems to last longer for Sylvia. And because Petra is sharing so much with her… She’s certainly not the sexiest woman that Petra has hosted – recent guests Mia, Simone and even Jennifer would all rank above this lady in the looks department – but sometimes women just click and find a lust for each other, and that seems to be the case here… Maybe it’s the mother-daughter thing…
Then we cut down to that low-angle, pussy close-up again… Watching the knot slipping back into view, easing out of the well-used, older snatch – crowning, stretching those pussy lips… The noises she is making getting a little higher, a little longer – from a moan to a whine… And then… A squeal, and the knot is suddenly out of her pussy – the cock shaft still inside for a few more seconds… Sylvia moaning and breathing hard, recovering from size… Then Odin pulls back, slipping off her back, his big cock pulling free of her pussy… Cum dribbling out behind it.
Syvlia flops forward – two hands back between her thighs to cup and sooth her pussy. In a post-dog-fuck world of her own, just laying against chest, small tits squashed flat against the floor, breathing deep, eyes closed…
“Syliva…” Interrupts Petra, “Did you want to suck on his cock?”
The older lady’s eyes snap open and she looks right at Petra, a little smile crossing her face, then licking her lips hungrilly. She obviously wants to do it!
We cut to a shot of Sylvia crawling across the room toward Odin, who has already flopped onto his side to do a little clean-up work on his big cock. Licking away at the shaft, the sheath, and anything else he can slop his big tongue over.
She arrives over him and leans in close-enough to make him growl a little – a low rumbling noise that rattles through his big chest and makes her pause. She addresses the dog almost subserviently. “It’s okay… It’s okay… I’ll be nice…” She edges closer, lowering her head a little toward his belly. “I just want to help clean up your – magnificent – cock…”
She edges closer, a little smile up toward the dog’s head… And he appears to relax, laying down flatter on his side, his head still raised slightly to keep an eye on her as she lowers her face toward his still hard and shiny cock, now extra slick as a result of his own licking.
She moves her face to an inch away from his tool, her tongue out, the tip against his shaft… He looks up again as she makes contact, pauses, then relaxes again as she begins to lick up and down the shaft – keeping her hands and knees on the floor and doing all the work with her neck/head. Her tongue swiping along from tip to knot, then back to the tip, to the little wet opening, cum still bubbling on the end – lingering on it. Savouring the moment, and the taste… Licking her lips, then returning to the shaft… Licking and kissing the knot, then sliding the flat of her tongue right up the shaft to the ugly angled tip – before tipping her head over at an angle to swallow the cock up into her mouth.
It’s at this point that the dog relaxes completely, dropping his head down to the floor whilst the aging French slut launches into a deep, slow, filthy suck-job. Her head moving up and down, the cock disappearing into it, then slowly re-appearing with an extra glistening coating of her saliva and his own cum, which she allows to drizzle from her half-open mouth.
With her body above the dog, her hands down on either side, and her face bouncing above his belly, and her blonde hair hanging down, it’s difficult to get a clear shot – but after years of this shit our camera crew are experts – and they miss nothing.
The sound team are pretty good too – catching her humming moans of pleasure, as well as the wet slurping as she slides her mouth up and down his shaft, sucking on both directions – first to pull it in as she drops her head, then to hold it in as she lift her head up again… Taking a quick gasp of air and the bottom of each stroke. It’s wet. It’s ugly. And it’s filthy. And anyone with a dick will get jealous as they watch! This old girl knows what she’s doing!
Petra seems to be a little jealous too… She’s moved in close and is kneeling just to the side of the action, peeling her t-shirt up and off so she can play with her big boobs as she watches up close. She didn’t need to take it off, but evidently wanted to be topless on camera again – and fancied having her tits out in close proximity to her new friend.
The dog’s head is still down on the floor, his mouth open, him completely relaxed and enjoying the moment as our guest keeps it going for a couple of minutes, sliding the cock in and out of her mouth, pushing down until the whole thing is in her mouth, her lips against his knot, then sliding it out until the tip is held between her lips… Then back down… Until, without any change in pace, she pulls back one last time and just lets the cock fall from her mouth, slapping back against his belly. She lets the last of his cum run down her chin as she sits upright and rubs the back of her neck – and we realise that she’s only stopped sucking the dog off because her neck was beginning to ache.
She looks up at our camera and notes that, “When I was younger – I could have done that for an hour…” She looks down at the dog and smirks. “I wish I was younger!” Then turning her head and seeing our topless host, smiling again, “Oh hello…”
Petra shuffles forward, leaning over her pet toward her new friend, her lovely round boobs hanging down – and plants a soft kiss onto the cum soaked lips of the older lady – the intensity of the kiss growing as both women get into it, Sylvia’s hand coming up to cup on of Petra’s tits as our host breaks the kiss to lick down onto her chin, licking the dog-spunk off her, then returning to her mouth to finish off… Thirty seconds of wet, very passionate kissing later, she breaks the lip-lock and flops down onto her arse beside her dog and their guest. The two ladies looking into our camera, with the dog on his back, his sheath in the air.
Sylvia and Petra look at each other and smile, leaning in to share another little kiss. Still reaching over to touch each other’s tits… Giggling.
“I bet Lawrence and Jason are loving this…” Jokes Petra, indicating the kissing session over the dog.
Sylvia nods, “Yeah… I think they’ll enjoy ALL of this… Not as much as I am though…” She leans in for another little kiss, then adds, “I’ve never enjoyed lesbian stuff before… But… It’s different with a dog around… Very intimate and new…” Another kiss and a giggle. “I feel like a schoolgirl!”
Petra smirks, leaning in for another kiss and commenting, “I know where we can get one!”, before kissing her new friend again. They are both reaching up to touch each other’s chests, fingers pinching nipples…
We freeze on this image – incidentally the image that is used over and over on websites promoting fake mother-daughter lesbian action – with both woman touching each other’s boobs, smile/kissing, and looking extremely relaxed. A fitting point to end another episode, and we fade out.
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