After our previous episodes craziness, we return to a more sedate pace today… And it doesn’t get more sedate that a Wednesday afternoon in Folkstone…
We open with an establishing shot of a very narrow street, with three- and four-story buildings jutting up on either side of us and curving away from us. The road is barely wide enough for two cars to drive in opposite directions, and the sidewalk on either side barely wide enough to two people to walk side-by-side… Every shopfront appears to be either a café/restaurant, a pub, or a betting shop.
We pan around to look the opposite way along the street, and see our hostess of the week walking toward us with her happy golden retriever by her side. It’s our slutty Polish princess – wearing her usual ripped-jeans and t-shirt combination, which is both extremely casual, and very sexy at the same time.
She introduces herself as she walks, her ever present Eastern European accent clear, and her voice loud enough to turn heads from passing members of the public. “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Petra Johnson, and this handsome devil is my lover, Odin… This week, we are in Folkstone, in the south of England, to meet a very understanding wife, and a husband who is about to have his dream come true…”
We cut to a mid-shot of a married couple as they walk along the street, ignoring our cameras, apparently checking menus of various restaurants. She is one of our older guests, her dark hair tied up behind her head, loose strands at the front hanging down either side of her red-cheeked face. She looks like she would have been a good-looker in her day, but that day was decades ago. Beside her, her husband is a few years older, and quite a few kilos heavier.
We cut to a close-up as she introduces herself direct to camera, her voice soft and friendly, perhaps a little shy. “I’m Yvonne… Yvonne Batty. I’m 57 years old… And today… I will be having sex with a dog!” She almost sighs the last part, with a resigned tone.
Then we’re back to the mid-shot of the couple window shopping as Yvonne continues her voice-over. “Neal has often told me of his little fantasy to see me having sex with a dog, and I’ve always said it’s fine for him to think about it, but it’s never, gonna, happen…”
Cut to the pair of them sitting on the couch in their living room. It’s a modest home, slightly dated, but neat and tidy.
“I always wanted to watch a woman have sex with a dog.” Says Neal. “And when I met Yvonne, I couldn’t help but imagine her doing it. It took me ages to build up the courage to tell her that I thought about it… And when I did, it was a bit of an anti-climax, she said there was no chance, but at least she didn’t get mad at me. I thought that was a good sign…” He says, then he chuckles a little, “So I just kept chipping away at her…”
Yvonne chuckles to herself, looking down, partly shame, partly embarrassment. “30 years of it… Would you do this? Would you do that? If we got a dog, would you try it? It was endless. Finally, we were watching the show last year, and he asked me again, and I thought ‘he’s never going to stop asking, so I’m just going to have to do it!’”
Neal looks very smug. A child at Christmas. Yvonne looks resigned to her fate, but not entirely comfortable with it.
“And you’re ready to do it?” Petra asks.
Yvonne nods, “Yes. As ready as I’ll ever be. It’s his birthday next week. He can consider this the best present he’ll ever bloody get!”
“You understand that if you want to stop at any time, you just have to say..?” Petra confirms.
Yvonne nods again, swallows, “I understand, but once I’ve started there isn’t much point in stopping is there. I mean, once I’m a dogslut, I’m a dogslut whether I finish it or not!”
Petra turns to Neal, holding the microphone out to him, “And how do you feel about that, Neal?”
He smiles, taking Yvonne’s hand and squeezing it. “I love the idea of being married to a dogslut… I’m praying she’s going to enjoy it – that way maybe she’ll do it again. I can finally buy that dog and train him to service my wife… Get to watch her with him all the time… I’ll be in heaven!”
“Keep dreaming.” Sighs Yvonne, shaking her head a little.
Next thing we know, Yvonne is on her feet, standing dead still. A fixed expression on her face as Neal moves behind her and unzips her dress. Her face tightens as the dress falls away around her body, dropping to the floor in a circle around her feet. Her body is pale and soft, chunky rather than fat, it’s clear that she’s never seen the inside of a gym. Those breasts look as big out of the dress as they did in it – sitting in D-cups begging to be motor-boated. Her belly is soft without protruding, her hips wide. She’s wearing black lingerie. A lacey bra and g-string panty set, black stockings and suspenders. It’s the gear they bought today at the lingerie shop.
She barely changes her stance, but moves her hands across her crotch, clearly nervous about the world seeing what’s between her legs. Whilst her hands are down there, her husband unhooks her bra and strips it slowly away from her boobs. She doesn’t try to stop him, but she doesn’t try to help him either. Her boobs are large, and they suffer without support, sagging down, nipples angled downwards (though not pointing down at the floor). Breastfeeding has taken its toll.
“Isn’t she beautiful?” He asks, reaching through under her arms to cup her big round tits, acting as a human bra for her. She might not be ‘beautiful’ to us, but she clearly is to him. She leans back against him, half for comfort, half because she’s worried her legs are about to give out under her from the nerves.
“Now,” he says with a smile, looking around, “Where’s this doggy that’s going to fuck my wifey?”
We cut to a shot of Petra crouching down to unhook Odin’s collar – letting him move free… And he immediately skips over toward our guest… Raising his head as he approaches, sticking his nose up between her thighs and sniffing at her pussy…
Yvonne looks a little bemused. Neal loves it – smiling broadly, and joking that, “I hope it’s a while since he had anyone – Yvonne needs a good seeing to?”
Petra grins back, “Don’t you worry about Odin… He won’t let you down!”
Neal takes over as director… Taking one of Yvonne’s hands, and with her other hand on her shoulder almost forcing her to her knees. I should stress that his wife doesn’t struggle at all, she’s happy to be controlled. “Now, I want you to give this big boy a kiss…”
He eases her toward the Labrador, and she bends forward to welcome him with open arms… He starts to lick her face before she’s able to even get her hands on him. She lets him soak her – her mouth closed – not disgusted, just not sure how to react.
“Go on then, love… Kiss him back… You love a bit of tongue…” Says Neal.
Yvonne says nothing, just slowly lets her mouth open and allows his long tongue to slip inside – eyes widening as she experiences this most peculiar new sensation.
She stays in there, slowly opening her mouth wider to let the dog kiss longer and deeper. Odin is hungry for her, digging in deep, exploring her mouth, enjoying that human taste… Until she finally gags a little and has to back off with a little cough, but flashing a smile to the camera and an almost apologetic look toward her husband.
“My God…” We hear him saying as he leans into her ear. “That was hot..! You look amazing, luv!”
Then Odin is standing over her again, standing next to her, leaning against her soft white boobs. He’s clearly keen to move to the next level… And Neal knows what she needs to do next, “Go on love, give him a wank… Just pretend it’s me…”
Yvonne looks at her husband like he’s mad. There’s no way she can pretend the dog is him… But she doesn’t object to fondling his cock anyway. We begin to get the impression that she wants to do this more than Neal thinks she does.
She reaches under the Labrador’s hairy belly to start fondling his big cock, rubbing the flat palm of her hand along the underside of his sheath, pressing the hidden shaft up against his belly. Half smiling to the side and commenting that “It’s getting hard already…” and, “I didn’t think it would be this easy…”
Her husband comments from off camera, “You’re a natural, baby… Don’t stop…”
Then we’re looking at an inch of dog-cock, still thin and pink, and looking very wet – then two inches, and three as Yvonne pulls the sheath back to reveal more. She looks over to her husband, “Does that look good to you?” She pauses, making eye contact with him. “It looks… Mouthwatering… To me!!”
He smiles broadly and takes a deep breath, loving his wife playing along with his fantasy. “Go ahead and give it a suck if you want! I won’t be offended…”
Yvonne scoffs as if to question whether anything would offend him – then she’s taking a good, close look under Odin’s belly and licking her lips.
Without letting go of his meat, she alters her position and slips down onto the floor under him – then wriggles around until her head is under his belly, her face inches from that still growing cock…
The look on her face is a mixture of joy and awe. She licks her lips, opens her mouth, and moves closer to wrap his lips around just the tip of the cock… Sucking the flat end, lower lip a little along the shaft, top lip on the head… Sucking… Tasting the first little squirts of pre-cum.
We hear Neal again, “Ooooohhh God, that’s fucking filthy…” He gasps, then continues, “Keep going baby, keep going… You look awesome…”
She works slowly, gradually sucking more of his shaft into her mouth – her eye contact flicking between the camera and her husband, clearly loving us looking down on her. Letting her mouth open just a little to let dog cum trickle from the corners and dribble down her jaw toward her ears as she continues to blow dog.
“Don’t waste it, Yvonne…” Suggests her husband, “Swallow the lot…”
She smiles a little around the dog’s shaft and keeps on sucking, sealing her lips around it and making a big deal of swallowing whatever is in her mouth – then she’s back to her regular sucking action.
Her head rises and falls from the floor, taking more and less of the shaft, bringing the top of her head almost up to his belly. Keeping going until she can’t wait to move to the next stage… Then pulling the cock out and holding it over her big tits, letting him continue to squirt his little jets of pre-cum onto them. Laughing with her husband.
“How do you feel, baby?” He asks her.
She replies, “Dirty!” with a smile, “Very very dirty!”
We cut away to a shot of Petra watching on, a smile on her face – always happy to see a lady having fun with her puppy…
Then we’re back to a wide-angle side-shot of Odin, standing happily over the older lady, and allowing her to hold his cock over her tits whilst he squirts his juices onto her soft flesh. He shuffles a little as she puts her mouth back to the end of his cock and presses her tongue to the tip… Wriggling it a little, then slurping just the ugly flat end between her lips, sucking up the cum. She does this a few times, then pulls it away from her mouth, looking up at either the camera or her husband, it’s hard to tell from our angle.
“I’m ready now, I think…” She says.
“Oh, you’re so ready!” Confirms Neal.
She slips out from under the Labrador and assumes the position on her hands and knees. Petra moves in to guide her to her elbows and knees into the right position, bending her into position – arse up in the air – round and pale, her knees shoulder width apart, big boobs hanging down toward the floor… From the rear we note that her pussy lips are a little apart, the inside pink and glistening… She’s more than ready…
We shift into a wide shot to see the next sequence in one shot – as Odin moves up behind her and quickly mounts her, front legs either side of her body, his chest on her back, a gap behind his belly and her arse, then that magical point where his cock meets her rear end… He’s not inside her yet, and his hard cock is just resting on her behind, almost slipping between her butt-cheeks.
She reaches back between her thighs with one hand, keeping her weight on the other, and opens her wet pussy lips even wider with her fingers – Odin continues shuffling behind and over her, slowly jerking his cock against her, the shiny hard shaft rubbing against her arse.
“Put him in, baby… Help him in…” Begs her husband.
She reaches back between her legs again, and at full stretch manages to take hold of his member and steer it down toward her wet and waiting pussy…
As soon as she positions the fat tip of his cock between those moist pussy lips he begins pumping furiously – and all of a sudden she couldn’t stop him even if she wanted to. He drives his cock into her – deep into her… Six inches deep, then seven… Right the way up to first signs of his knot in a couple of fast thrusts…
She gasps and moans with every one of his fast strokes. Looking up at her partner and flashing him an open-mouthed smile, laughing a little between the moans as her big boobs jiggle around under her.
Neal reacts with an “Oh my fucking God, that’s so fucking sexy…” and we won’t argue – because this woman, who might not be the best looking, and might not have the best body, is taking an amazing pounding from the hound – and she’s taking it like a champion!
Yvonne is a natural – whilst many of our guests look scared, or awkward, and take time to settle into the fuck, this lady is completely at home under the dog from the very first mount… She takes his cock like it’s meant to be in her cunt – she handles his pounding as if she does it every day – and best of all, she’s clearly enjoying it! Her moaning continues throughout the fuck, turning her head to smile toward her husband every few seconds – taking almost as much pleasure from the awed look on his face as she does from the size and warmth of the dog’s cock inside her pussy.
Odin continues to pound at her feverishly. Sometimes these ‘slightly older’ woman, with their over-used pussies, loosened up by childbirth and decades of sex, are more fun for the dogs to fuck, providing just enough tightness, but not too much. We might prefer to watch the pretty young ones, but the dog’s seem to enjoy the older ones.
As she is fucked, she continues looking to the side at her husband as he rubs his crotch, watching the beast fucking his wife, saying “Oooooh, that’s fucking beautiful, baby… You look amazing…”
There’s so much love between husband and wife, but no love from the dog to his bitch – that’s pure fucking filthiness… Big ugly canine cock being jagged hard into soft female flesh. Dark hair against her pale skin. His mouth open, yellowing teeth and long wet tongue up against her pleasant woman-next-door look. It’s the classic combination that’s kept our show high in the rankings. Nasty-dog-fucks-nice-lady.
We can tell she’s having fun – but it’s actually hard to tell whether the look of relaxation and delight on her face is a result of the pleasure of the dog’s cock swelling and pounding in her pussy, or from the love she is sharing with her husband – they are so into this as a couple. Odin, of course, doesn’t care – he’s operating on a purely physical basis and this is obvious from the furious nature of his jerking, pounding, speedy fucking action and the desperation with which he is clinging around her waist and pulling himself onto her back. He’s fucking her, and looking over toward Petra to make sure she approves… We catch sight of her, fingering her nipples as she watches – she’s enjoying the show too!
The sex itself, as usual, is over in barely over a minute – and he is virtually stationary on top of her. Her face has now twisted a little from the relaxed, pleasured look of a few seconds ago, to a strained, borderline pained expression.
“Can you feel his knot?” Asks Neal, having studied plenty of videos he knows what to expect, what the signs are, and what he’s been looking forward to…
Yvonne manages to force out a, “Yes… It’s big… It’s… It’s fucking amazing… And it’s big…” She pauses… Then adds with a hint of fear, “It hurts… I hope it doesn’t get much bigger…” She blows through it, wincing, but still smiling…
We cut to a side-angle, our favourite wide view, in which we can see this middle-aged bitch on her knees, with her tits squashed on the floor and her arse in the air, the dog half perched on top of her, buried eight inches deep inside her, front paws around her. Just the right amount of strain on her face – in pain, but enjoying it. She reaches out a hand toward Neal who takes it in his. He holds his wife’s hand as the beast pumps warm doggy semen into her belly.
“I love you, baby…” She whispers to him, a look of slightly increased pain crossing her face for a moment.
“I love you too, baby…” Neal confirms. He then looks at Petra… “Can he go arse-to-arse? I really want to see her arse-to-arse with him…”
Petra checks with Yvonne, who confirms that she wants that, but quietly asks our host to “Please be careful… This is hurting a bit more than I expected…”
Petra helps to lift Odin’s big front paws off Yvonne, then carefully turns him around, manoeuvring her into position, one limb at a time – front laws on the floor to her side, then lifting one hind-leg up and over her rear end, letting him twist away… As he turns Yvonne squeezes her husband’s hand and makes some involuntary “oowww” noises – a combination of pain and surprise, with a “Nooooo” mixed in, and a touch of pleasure. She stops moaning when the dog is arse-to-arse with her. Pausing as a warm feeling fills her – the pain is gone, and all she’s left with is the feeling of a huge cock in her pussy. Everyone looks pretty happy with this situation.
Neal stays infront of them the whole time, kneeling infront of his wife, hand-in-hand. He indicates his hand and jokes to camera that, “I thought she was going to break my hand there… Bit painful!”
His wife flashes him a quick look of disapproval – as if to say, “YOU’RE in pain!?”
We cut back to a close-up to the arse-to-arse connection, the dog’s cock back between his legs, still jammed into Yvonne’s pussy, that fat knot pulling against her… Straining her flesh… Looking like it’s about to explode out of her…
“Can we…?” Neal says, pointing down with his spare hand, either toward Yvonne’s head, or possibly his crotch.
Petra responds, “So long as she’s happy to do it, you can do whatever you want. Don’t worry about us…”
With that Neal rises up on his knees, unzips his pants and pulls out his semi-erect cock right infront of Yvonne’s face.
“Oh, is that how it is, eh?” She asks, already moving her mouth toward his cock.
“Well,” says Neal, trying to remain nonchalant, “He’s had his sucked, seems like I should get some too…”
Then Yvonne is a pig-on-a-spit. Big dog’s cock jammed in her pussy, squirting doggy cum into her belly – husband’s half erect cock in her mouth, beginning to grow.
They stay like this for a few minutes – her sucking her husband to a full erection, and appearing to enjoy that almost as much as she enjoyed sucking the dog’s cock. The dog standing impassively behind her, his cock back between his legs and jammed into her pussy.
Then, out of nowhere, the handsome Labrador leans away from her and pulls… Her expression changes and she lets her husband’s cock fall out of her mouth… “Ohhhh, Gaaawwwdd!” She moans, “It’s coming out… It’s…” And then she’s biting her lip, eyes tight shut, twisting her face up… Dealing with the pain…
Meanwhile, Neal has taken hold of his own cock and is furiously wanking infront of her face. We did our best to hide this in the edit, focussing on her pussy as…
Half of the knot pulls free… A loud, wet farting noise as cum squirts out of her pussy under pressure, splashing on her arse-cheek. The dog ending up at an awkward angle and Yvonne reacting to the sudden jolt of pain by almost twisting around. She reaches back between her thighs and wraps her fingers around his knot, holding it in place as best she can… If the first half hurt that much, she doesn’t want the second half to pop out whilst it’s still this big.
She’s breathing even harder than before… “You owe me big!” She snarls to Neal through clenched teeth. Neal isn’t paying attention, he’s about to… About… He’s cumming on her head. Strings of sticky cum shooting against her forehead and into her hair.
She drops her head and twists to avoid the cum – and then in one of the great the anti-climaxes of television history the other half of Odin’s big knot just slides free… Making Yvonne sigh and relax rather than yelp… Then, as she lets go of his cock, the rest slides out, and she sighs again as it comes free altogether.
“Ohhh, that’s the best feeling…” She sighs, resting forward on one hand, bringing other back to sweep hair from her face, inadvertently smearing Neal’s cum up from her forehead through her hair.
She looks up into camera. “It was nice having it in me, actually being fucked by a dog… But it’s lovely having it out, but still knowing I’ve been fucked by a dog… All the dirty feelings with none of the pain… But it’s worth having it in there just to take it out again…” She half laughs. “I’ll do it again just so I can stop again!” It’s clear from the way she’s talking, the arch of her back, the goose-bumps on her naked flesh, and her erect nipples, that she is indeed feeling pretty good right now. Not orgasmic, but very satisfied.
As she’s talking, Odin turns around, and after a little prompting and an arse-slap from Petra, he’s on clean-up duty… Licking at her pussy, wolfing down all of his cum as it leaks out.
This is enough to put the dirty slut into a mini-trance – mouth open, pausing to enjoy his tongue again… Smiling and breathing hard… “OOooooohhh that’s it… That’s it….”
He licks on intently and she settles in, letting her chest down to the floor and giving him the freedom of her rear end – lick all you like… She doesn’t look like she’s going to cum… But she’s clearly enjoying it. She turns her head a little toward her husband and comments, “OOooohh, yyoooouuu could learn a lesssssooonn from this fellaaaaaa!” and Neal reacts by dropping in beside Odin behind his wife, watching closely as the dog licks her, then edging it to lick at her himself… His tongue against her dog-spunk filled cunt, the dog stepping back to watch – confused to see a man doing this… As Neal backs away, a sour look on his face, the dog jumps in again to give her a real licking… And she’s moaning again…
We fade through from this to a post-fuck scene… Yvonne, sitting upright, but leaning back on one hand, her big boobs hanging free, slightly reddened and sweaty… Odin is laid out next to her, resting after his hard work, happy, his mouth open and tongue out. She’s stroking him with her free hand. Neal is next to her, his cock now flaccid and tucked back into her trousers (although we note his flies are still open).
They half interview each other for us.
Neal asks, “Was that everything I told you it would be?”
She smiles back at him, speaking like she’s still a little out of breath. “Oh yeah… I think so… Was it worth waiting for?”
Neal smiles, “OOoohhh yeah! Definitely. But I don’t want to wait another 30 years to see it again…”
“Don’t worry, you won’t have to…” She smiles. “So tell me… How did you like the taste of dog-spunk?”
Neal doesn’t look so impressed. “Yeah, I got a bit carried away there… That was a bit of a shocker!”
Yvonne laughs at her husband’s discomfort, then adds, “Well, next time, you’re going to suck the dog’s cock with me… It’s only fair… I think that’s MY fantasy now… To watch YOU get fucked by a dog and suck his cock!”
Neal doesn’t look too happy – but he doesn’t say no… Leaning in to kiss his wife instead, not overly passionate, but full and deep… And when they break off Neal looks a little bitter again, and she licks her lips , laughing, “Still plenty of his spunk on my lips too, isn’t there?!”
As they joke and kiss we fade out for another show – happy to know that another loving couple of joined the United Kingdom of Zoo.
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