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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E12: Cate Morado (36 yr old mother of two) 4.6 (5)

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London… Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E11: Hannah Smith (21 yr old Geordie slut) 4.5 (4)

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E10: Alison Latham (a highly respectable 47 yr old housewife and slut) 5 (4)

We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit… The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us… She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo… […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E09: Tara Carver (59 yr old Scottish slag) 5 (3)

We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us… She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo… Let’s look closer and see what we can […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E08: Patricia Grant (41 yr old body builder) 5 (3)

We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit… The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us… She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E07: Asha Goyal (30 yr old bored Pakistani slut) 5 (3)

We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us… She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E06: Maria (55 yr old married slut) 5 (5)

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us… She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E05: Andrea (29 yr old pregnant slut) 4.6 (5)

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space… Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her… Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow – dropping from a low-Earth orbit – […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E04: Kathy Regis (46 yr old nervous widow) 4.3 (3)

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment, a little longer than normal, then our cartoon Charley arrives, a little out of breath, giggles, then beckons us to follow her as she falls toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E03: Rebecca (34 yr old half Chinese estate agent) 4.2 (5)

We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E02: Victoria (20 yr old perverted student) 4.7 (3)

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling – then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S05:E01: Samantha (32 yr old lonely housewife) 3.8 (5)

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls […] read

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United Kingdom of Zoo – S04:E20: Tina (28 yr old beach beauty) 4.5 (4)

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing… Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by… Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing… Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing […] read