Tag: United Kingdom of Zoo

We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit… The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us… She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo… […] read

We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit… The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us… She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom […] read

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us… She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look… It’s the United Kingdom of […] read

We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and […] read

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling – then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a […] read

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up… The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl… She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls […] read

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing… Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by… Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing… Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing […] read