We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space… Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the North Sea, off the north-east coast, in just a few seconds.
From here we race toward the coast, a beach, up a river, to the iconic Tyne Bridge, then at high speed through streets to a shopping mall, Eldon Square, bursting through a doorway, out of the animation and into real life, as we race up to a young woman in tight white jeans and a PVC bustier top cut so low that her firm young tits are almost spilling out of it… Our animated Charley comes to a sudden halt infront of her, almost skidding on the shiny floor (our best bit of animation yet). Of course, the girl doesn’t see the animation, and she’s not a good actress, so she fails to react to the arrival of this bodacious cartoon.
Our guest is not bad looking at all, although her heavy make-up and bleach job make her look a bit slutty. Other than her cleavage, the first thing we notice are her lips. BJ lips. Big and fat, pushed out a little. They look just about natural, as does that cleavage. The bleach blonde hair is long and straight, hanging down over her shoulders.
Cartoon Charley introduces herself, “Hi, I’m Charley, what’s your name..?” Then smiles and nods as the new girl introduces herself. Speaking with a strong Geordie accent, and in a tone that suggests she’s not too bright, “Hello, I’m Hannah Smith, I’m 21 year old and I’m from Newcastle-upon-Tyne.” Her voice rising on ‘Newcastle-upon-Tyne’, suggesting that she thinks this is some kind of achievement to be celebrated. “I like to show off… I love to be watched… And I want everyone to watch me fuck a dog on tv!”
We cut to a montage of her hanging around the shopping mall; frequently having to pull the top of that bustier up to make sure those firm 36B boobs don’t pop out in public, laughing; shopping (and bending away from camera to check out items on low shelves – showing off that tight little arse of hers). She’s clearly a dirty little minx! This is all intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up at home, and occasional photographs of her in school uniform, her with ex-boyfriends, etc.
She speaks at high speed over the top of these clips.
“I’ve always liked being the centre of attention. I like acting and singing, bein’ on stage, and that… I’d like to be famous, like. I did some modellin’ when I was a kid, always enjoyed having all the cameras pointed at me and everyone fussin’ over me… Never grew out of it. I wouldn’t mind bein’ a fashion model or summit like that…”
She has neither the looks, nor the poise, to make it at the top level – but she’s not bad.
“What I really want is to be on tv, and I don’t care what I have to do to be on, like. So that’s why I’m here… It’s not like I think much of dogs, like. But I love the cameras… And I love a good hard shag.” She laughs out loud. “And from what I’ve seen, your dogs shag really hard…”
We end on her smiling a very broad, white toothed smile – before we cut to our studios in Manchester.
The corner of our set is made up to look a teenager’s bedroom – king single bed, with Newcastle United branded sheets and covers spread neatly over it, similarly branded pillow cases on two large pillows. etc. There’s even a poster of the current Newcastle United football club squad on the wall, along with a Jonas Brothers poster, and a big UK of Zoo “Casanova” poster. One could almost believe that this is Hannah’s bedroom rather than a set – if it wasn’t for the lights, microphones, and camera tri-pods around the bed, or the fact that as soon as we begin to turn around the walls of the room stop and the cold concrete of the studio begins.
We cut to the street outside and see a car pulling up and turning into our small car park. It parks in the guest space, then the doors almost explode open and two loud, laughing and confident young women jump out, gossiping the while time. It’s Hannah and her best friend, who we’ll meet in a minute. The friend isn’t too shabby to look at, but she’s not in Hannah’s league.
Hannah is wearing that white mini-dress again and she takes the opportunity pop the top down, her strapless bra with it, to flash her tits at the camera as she walks toward the studio – which cracks her friend up. As they walk past us and head through the doors, her friend reaches around behind her and pulls Hannah’s mini-skirt up to give us a quick flash of her bum (the string of her g-string only just visible). Hannah slaps her hand away, but both of them laugh about it.
We cut to inside our studio, Hannah and her friend enter, walk through reception waving at no-one in particular, announcing their arrival. “We’re here… Don’t worry, the Geordie’s have arrived!”, and then giggling as they head down the corridor, shoving each other playfully as they head toward the real Charley Ozvik.
Charley is wearing a low-cut, tight white mini-dress, not unlike the one Hannah is in. She’s marking her territory – making it quite clear that she wears it better… Her fake boobs are more impressive than Hannah’s natural pair, and of course she carries her highly eye-catching “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE” chest tattoo to grab everyone’s attention.
“Hello there… Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo…” She says, giving Sammy a friendly hug, letting her fake tits mash up against the smaller woman. “I’m your host, Charley, and you are…?”
“I’m Hannah Smith, and this is my friend Mandy.”
Charley turns toward Mandy. “And why have you come with Hannah today? Are you a bit canine curious yourself?”
Mandy shakes her head, twisting her face up in faux-disgust. “Never… I’m just here to make sure she gets home in one piece.”
Charley continues, to Mandy, “Is she a bit of a wild one?”
“Fuckin’ filthy.” Replies Mandy. “She’s never met a cock she didn’t like!”
Hannah flicks her the V’s and Mandy responds by blowing her a sarcastic kiss.
Charley points at the door behind her, “This door leads through to your future… Once you step through it, the world will see that you are a dogslut, and everything will change… Are you ready for that?”
Mandy interrupts quickly with, “Everyone she knows already knows she’s a total slut, so it won’t make much difference, like!” She laughs at herself. Hannah hits her on the shoulder, but also laughs. “That’s true, like!”
We cut to a shot Hannah posing with Charley, side by side, clashing hairstyles. Hannah is all natural but manages to present herself in a very fake way – whereas Charley, as we know, is completely fake, but comes across as a very genuine (albeit very dirty) babe. Mandy snaps a picture of them on her phone, then – before they break the pose, turns around and includes herself in the frame.
We cut to her Instagram feed and see the picture, captioned, “With Hannah and Charley at #UKofZOO”
On the set – the door opens and Hannah walks through, seeing the set for the first time – followed by Mandy.
She sees the bed with it’s Newcastle United branded covers and she looks even happier than before. Shouting “Toon Army!” and holding her hands in the air. Mandy joins in, slightly less enthusiastically. “Toon Arrrrrrr-maaaayy!”
A few seconds later, Hannah standing infront of the bed, facing up to the camera. Charley speaking from behind the camera now. “What are your expectations for the next hour or so?”
“Y’ know… I just want to have fun, and look good doin’ it!” She says with a smile, trying to look ‘smouldering’ as she answers.
“Do you have a favourite dog?” Charley asks.
Hannah looks a bit blank. “Nah, not really… Just as long as it’s a dog and it knars what it’s doin’… And not too big, because I don’t want to disappear under it, like.” She pauses – then points at herself. “I’m the star today! Not the dog!!”
As if to prove a point, she reaches down and takes the hem of her mini-dress, then peels the whole thing up her body, over her boobs, over her shoulders, and head, and off – but the dress catches in her long hair and takes a second to pull free. That brief delay is just enough to make her look awkward rather than in complete control…
Without the dress her body looks tight and pale – a white g-string wrapped around narrow hips, covering virtually nothing, and a white strapless bra barely containing her firm but not oversized tits.
She pauses for a few seconds to tie her hair back and up, wrapping it around itself to keep her face clear. She wants everyone to see everything she does.
“I want to be fucked, and I want to suck his cock… And, erm, anything else you ask me to do… I’ll do anything!” She smiles.
“We know!” Calls Mandy from off camera. “Dirty bella!”
Charley steps into frame and points off camera – directing the camera to pan around… “Let’s see who we’ve got for you today…”
The camera spins around to look at the big loading bay door as it squeaks and rolls open a few feet… Daylight pours in from outside, then is partially blocked as two figures enter. One is tall and fat, the other short and slim. Man and dog…
They approach, gradually coming out of the light and we see that it’s Cockney geezer Dennis and Casanova, his highly trained Doberman. They walk over toward the set, side-by-side.
Hannah is on her feet beside the bed, an excited look on her face, moving from foot to foot, trying to suppress her smile. Her boobs jiggle in her bra every time she moves.
Casanova pulls against Dennis, pulling him across the studio to the set, right up to Hannah’s feet. She gets increasingly excited as he gets closer. Barely able to look away from him, other than a quick flashed look over to Mandy – who is breathing heavily off to the side of the set.
“She’s a bit of alright this one…” Says Denis with a smile. He looks down at his dog, “I think we’re gonna enjoy this one, Cas.”
Dennis stops short of her, letting his dog pull against the lead to try and close the last few feet. Hannah stands just out of reach, looking down at him. Anticipating. “He looks fucking terrifying!” She says, smiling rather than looking scared. “I like it…”
Still looking down at the dog she reaches back and unhooks the back of her bra, lets it fall away, freeing a lovely pair of 34B boobs, small nipples… Cute. Then the g-string, a thumb in each hip and slid down her slim legs. The first thing we notice is the complete lack of pussy hair.
“Shaved or waxed?” Charley asks.
Hannah runs a hand over her smooth pubis. “Waxed… I like a good waxin’… Hurts a bit mind, but I like that too…”
Casanova strains against his chain even harder, his front paws barely touching the floor as Dennis holds him back from the young Geordie slut.
“He’s keen, I’n he?” Jokes Mandy from the side of the set.
“They all are, hun.” Replies Hannah confidently. “Once they see me with me clobber off anything with a cock’s gaggin’ for it!”
“You don’t need a cock to gag for that…” Charley jokes from behind the camera.
“Awww, thanks hun…” Smiles Hannah. “But yer not my type, like.”
Charley takes the (rare) rejection in her stride, “But, er, HE is..?”
The camera angles down to look at the sleek Doberman who’s desperate to get at the little blonde. Then back up to see her face – a cheeky smile, “Well… I wouldn’t say no, like…”
We cut to a shot of Hannah on the floor, getting comfortable, on her knees, bent forward, one hand on the floor, reaching back behind her with the other to cover her arse-crack… “I’m ready… But no anal! Nor on a first date, like!”
Off camera – Mandy cracks up. “Aye, right… Like yer ever said no to anything!”
We cut to see Dennis as he unhooks Casanova’s chain and gives the beast an extra hard rub on the head and the back of his neck. “Go on, boy… Give ‘er one for me while your at it!”
The dog pads straight over to Hannah and sniffs at her hair. She turns her head toward him, keeping her lips tight together but clearly chasing a kiss… He licks her briefly, but doesn’t really show any interest in her face before moving away to sniff at her shoulder, the takes a couple of steps down toward her rear, sniffing the air, then sniffing at her butt – before moving quickly around behind her once he has homed in on the smell he’s interested in… Dropping a little to get his snout between her thighs – and starting to lick at her pussy…
She quickly moves that hand away from her bum to rest on it, gasping a little from the licking, then giggling, turning her head toward Mandy and cracking into more of an outright laugh – only stopping because the dog’s tongue ceases to amuse and begins to arouse… Her pussy beginning to tingle immediately, making her gasp. “Oh that’s fucking lush…”
The dog clearly likes the taste, or enjoys her compliments, because he keeps going, digging in deeper – licking like he’s skipped dinner and she’s all he’s got to eat tonight… His tongue slopping up and down her hairless twat. Soaking her already wet snatch.
She’s breathing hard, moaning, no longer laughing that’s for sure!
A brief cutaway to Mandy behind the main cameras shows her standing with her mouth open, almost lost for words. She manages a whisper to camera, “I’m so jealous, like…”
Back on the floor, Hannah has her arse in the air and she’s pushing it back toward the dog, spreading her knees a little to present the dog with as much of her cunt as possible… And he’s accepting the gift with glee… Eagerly slopping his tongue over her pussy and inside her lips…
Hannah is turning red in the face, moaning – almost whimpering until her breathing suddenly becomes ragged… Struggling to control herself as she feels some real heat in her pussy… Begins shivering… Then she’s struggling to keep her arms out under her – her body shaking as she squeals, “Fuck I’m cummin… I’m cummiiiinnnnnnn!”
Rocky doesn’t care that she’s gone over the edge, he’s happy to lick on, especially as she’s now wetter than before… She falls forward a little, shifting her weight from her hands to her elbows, trying to keep her arse up. Desperate to let the dog lick on.
“Are you cummin?” Checks Mandy from off camera. “You dirty fucking slapper – cummin from a dog!” She laughs. “I’m putting this on Insta…” She says raising her iphone.
We cut to her Instagram feed again to see the image of Hannah, on her hands and knees, arse in the air, dog’s head buried between her thighs… Slightly blurred because she was moving around quite a bit as she came… Captioned: “HANNAH IS A DOGSLUT! #UKofZOO”
Hannah takes as much licking as she can handle, then rolls away from the beast, end up sitting on her backside, with her back up against the base of the bed. Her little chest heaving for breath, an incredulous smile of non-belief on her face.
Dennis gives Casanova a signal to follow up and the sleek beast quickly approaches her, not stopping as he gets close, then rearing up over her and placing his front paws on the bed so he’s upright over her, with his semi-erect, pink cock sticking out infront of her face.
Hannah’s eyes open wide when she sees it and she can’t help herself… “Would you look at that fucking cock…” She gasps, and then without even letting her mouth close, or taking a breath she takes the whole thing in her mouth, right down to the sheath…
Mandy adds some more of her commentary, “Never could resist a nice hard cock, could you?” She laughs. “Dirty cow!”
Hannah manages to smile at her friend at the same time as sucking the dog’s cock – then ignores her and puts a little more effort into the blowjob… Her head bouncing forward, her mouth moving up the shaft, then away until the back of her head hits the mattress, bouncing back up along the shaft… Then a little more effort… And now her mouth is sliding fast up and down the shaft, moaning a little satisfied moan as she enjoys the hardness of a dog cock – and the perversion of sucking on it. Still smiling around it.
Her hands are up and around his back, one on each side of his short haired rear end, on the outside of his thighs… And her mouth holding his cock in place. Sucking. Swallowing. Enjoying.
“Look at that dirty fucking slapper – suckin’ on a dog’s cock… Like we ever doubted her!” Jokes Mandy from the side as we watch the blonde continue to work that shaft in her mouth. Pushing deeper, taking it to the back of her throat, making herself gag a little, the sound of the cock in her throat audible.
We move in close and watch as she slides the shaft out of her mouth – it seems to take forever, inch and inch of it from deep in her gullet – and then when it’s out she catches her breath, turning her head to her friend and flashing her a big grin. “Your just jealous ‘cos I done it first!”
Casanova isn’t happy now – he wants flesh around his cock, and he pushes his rear toward her face again, his cock slapping her on the cheek, which makes her laugh again. “Alright, alright… I know what you want, like.”
The smile doesn’t leave her face as she twists and rolls under the dog until she is on her hands and knees under him. Raising her arse up against the dog’s cock and belly… He switches his front paws from the seat of the couch over to her back, and then very quickly around her narrow body and starts pumping at her as soon as he feels her flesh against his cock/belly.
She bends her back a little and pushes her arse out to meet his cock… “Come on Cassie… Fuck me Cassie… …”
She still has that big smile on her face as the dog probes at her pussy, pumping his cock toward her – and then she lights up even further – eyes shining, face glowing – as he hits his mark without any assistance… Big fat dog cock sliding inside her wet pussy and making her mouth open wide…
“Dirrrrrrty slapper…” Calls Mandy from out of shot – and even as Casanova clicks into full-on fuck mode, Hannah is nodding at her friend.
Bracing herself, her arms locked out, straining to take the dog’s weight on her back as the pounding starts in earnest. “Oh yes… Yes… Fucking give it me… Go on…”
It’s brutal and it’s fast. Big dog cock sliding noisily in and out of her tight Geordie cunt. She keeps her head up so we can see her face throughout – strained, pained, but still managing to smile through it. She spews more dirty talk. “Fuck me… Oh… Yeah… Yeahh… Fucking fuck my fucking cunt – you big bastard!”
We can also hear Mandy, off camera, but we’re not cutting away from the action to see her as she says, “Go on Cas, give it to her… Dirty fucking slut!” She laughs.
As much as she’s enjoying the feeling of that big doggy cock in her pussy, she manages to smile more whenever her friend verbally abuses her. She’s clearly having a lot of fun.
It doesn’t take long for her to get off… Tossing her head back, her ponytail swishing around in the air, as she smiles even wider. “Oh fuck yes… Fuck me… Fuck me…” The tone of her voice rising higher and higher as the dog drives her on toward her second orgasm of the session. Again, her whole body shakes and she can barely maintain control over her limbs.
“Oh Casa-noooooooo-vaaaahhhhh” She gasps as the orgasm burns through her nervous system.
The big dog keeps his head up in the air, looking a little above the filthy nature of it all… Arching his back away from her, continuing to pump his cock into her pussy as she squeals and gasps through the action.
We cut to back to a low angle, and watch – and listen to – that big cock slapping in and out of her smooth pussy. It’s wet and it’s sloppy, and it sounds like a lot of fun. The base of his cock is already beginning to look fatter, swelling up to that familiar ugly knotty shape. Despite its growth, the meat continues to slot in and out of the blonde’s hole. As well as the sound of the wet cock in the sloppy pussy, we can also hear Hannah’s voice as she moans, “Ohhhhhhhh”…
Back to a wide shot of the powerful dog still slamming into the slim girl, albeit a little slower… Her titties still jiggling under her, her face still lit up and smiling – although looking a little more strained. The dog’s paws gripping around her flat belly as she angles her body toward him… Trying to take everything the dog has to give her. She still looks like she’s enjoying herself – but the strain is increasingly showing on her face…
From the side, we hear Mandy again, her annoying voice never far away. “You dirty fucking slut… You fucking love it, don’t ya?”
And Casanova finally comes to a halt – wrapped around her, his dark hair against her pale flesh, paws digging into her hips and belly, his head now dropping down against her back as he settles in for a nice tight tie.
“OOOooooohhhh Cassie… I fucking love you…” Hannah moans, turning her head to the side and looking back toward the dog’s head, resting on her shoulder blade.
We move around behind them, taking one of our close up looks at that intersection of cock and pussy – knot stretching everything out – balls throbbing, arsehole puckering. Each throb/pucker accompanied by a little moan from our little Geordie slut as a large squirt of doggy spunk shoots into her. “Oooohhh, I can feel him cummin’ in me… I fuckin’ luv it…”
“Dirty whore!” Laughs Mandy.
Hannah turns her head to look off set at her friend. “Jealous?”
“Aye, of course…” Answers Mandy, before correcting herself, “Nah! Ya dirty dirty cunt! Even I’m a not big enough slut to fuck a dog, like!”
“Aye y’are!” Smiles Hannah, before losing the smile as Casanova suddenly shifts in position…
He moves to the side, pulling Hannah with him… Making her yelp as she is pulled around by her cunt. He twists, flipping his legs over her – making her squirm, reaching around to try and stop him, failing… His hindlegs twists over her, and suddenly he’s arse-to-arse with her, facing away from her – and couldn’t look less interested in fucking her… But they are still conjoined by that big fat cock of his.
Dog and bitch, locked together… Her in pain, him looking bored.
And the long pause begins…
“Can I get a selfie..?” Checks Mandy, and she is waved in by the crew.
She jumps into frame, dropping to her knees and bringing her face down close to the joining point between dog cock and human pussy – all that strained flesh… Holds up her camera so she can get her face into the same shot as this flesh-mesh… Takes a smiling selfie, one finger pointing at the action.
Her Instagram feed comes up on screen. The aforementioned image, captioned with “When I said GET KNOTTED I didn’t mean it #UKofZOO”
Some time later, we watch as Hannah struggles – her face twisting, her teeth bared… “OOOoooooohhhh God… Ooohhh fucking jeeeeezus… No Cassie, no… Don’t stop…”
Then cut back to looking at her pussy as that fat knot begins to crown and pull free of her… Twisting and stretching… Flesh parting… And then, very suddenly, the knot popping out, cock shaft following, dog pulling away and exiting the frame, leaving our dirty little blonde on her hands and knees, shaking, with little dark dog hairs stuck all over her back, arse and thighs. We close in and watch as dog spunk dribbles down her thighs. Pause on this and then slowly fade out.
When we fade back in Hannah is sitting on her bum on the floor, legs apart, pussy glistening, a little puddle of wetness on the concrete between her thighs, spreading under her buttcheeks. She’s got Casanova on one side of her, laid out and panting; and Mandy crouching on the other side, her panties just in view between her thick thighs (and we can just about make out a wet spot on them).
“So, was it everything you ever dreamed of?” Charley asks.
Hannah acts in a very matter-of-fact manner. You’d never guess she’d just been fucked ragged by a dog if she wasn’t naked and sweaty, sitting next to one, with scratches all over her thighs.
“Aye, it was nice, like… But my fantasy is what comes next… Goin’ out in The Bigg Market and down the Quayside, and everyone recognising me, like… ‘That’s that girl off UK of Zoo…’. I wanna see what people want pictures with me… What people just want to get me inta bed, like…” She laughs.
“Do ya think there’s anyone left in Newcastle who ya haven’t already gone to bed with, like?” Mandy jokes, laughing at her own ‘wit’.
Charley waits for them to stop laughing, then continues. “But you had fun with Casanova?”
“Oh deffo… Yeah… He was very good… I like it a bit rough, and he was rough, like.” Confirms Hannah. “Made me cum right away too… There’s not many lads know how to do that like.”
Charley digs deeper… “And the magic question… Will you be having sex with dogs again in the future?”
Hannah and Mandy look at each other. Hannah trying to suppress a smile whilst Mandy waits for her answer.
“Ayeeee… I’ll defo be doin’ it again… ‘Specially if I meet someone with a dog… I’d love a threesome with a lad and his dog, like…” She smiles.
“I knew it!” Laughs Mandy. “I fuckin’ knew it, you dirty little slapper… I knew you’d get into it!”
Charley turns to Mandy. “And what about you? Has watching your friend do this tempted you to try it for yourself?”
Mandy turns up her nose, “Oh naaaaawwwwww… Nee way. I’ll leave fucking dogs to the slappers, like.”
Charley turns away from the Geordie girls and speaks into camera. “Well, that’s it from this ‘slapper’ for another week. We’ll be back again next week with a much nicer lady, and a much nastier doggy, on The United Kingdom of Zoo.”
And we fade out as the girls giggle and shove each other behind Charley.
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