We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian.
Charley turns away from her screen, swinging the chair around to face us, and begins to talk in her sexy Mancunian accent.
“Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – I’m your host, Charley Ozvik, and this week we have something brand new for you… With the lockdown still in effect, it’s sometimes difficult to travel quite as much as we’d like, but this week – I don’t even need to leave my house… We have a young couple who’ve taken it upon themselves to provide the show for us…”
We cut to lower quality footage than we’re used to – shot on a couple of iPhones – the resolution is pretty good, but the focus, framing and lighting isn’t great, and it’s entirely handheld. It’s all very well edited together, because the raw material was all provided to Charley, who edited it together to her normal high standard – but there’s no covering up for the raw and amateur nature of the filming itself.
The first thing we see is the image from Charley’s editing screen, now filling our screen… A young couple walking a large Alsatian through a park.
The girl, who naturally draws our interest, is pleasant, pretty even, with shoulder length blonde hair and a round face. And she’s young… Borderline legal, one would guess… She’s dressed casually in a sweater and jeans, looking healthy and fresh, and very natural – no make-up. She’s no stunner – but she’s pretty good quality for a wannabe dogfucker – and her looks are enhanced by her obvious youth and energy. She smiles as she lets the big dog pull her along the path, giving us an early indication that she is no match for his size and strength.
The guy is Mr Average. Between the girl and the dog no one will look at him long enough to think anything other than what a lucky bastard he is having a girl who will do this for him!
They introduce themselves as they walk. Both have solid Brummie accents. He seems to be trying to sound cool, she is on the edge of a nervous giggle at all times.
“Hello, I’m Steve – and this is my girlfriend Janine…” Says the guy, looking over at his girlfriend with obvious pride. We suspect this is more because of what she’s about to do that the way she looks.
She waves to the camera and says, “Hello!”, in a bright and cheery tone, mugging a wide smile for the camera.
The camera cuts to a close-up of the dog, pulling toward us. Steve continues his introduction. “And this big fella is Stan… Isn’t he a good-looking boy?”
We cut to footage of Stan, walking next to an ugly old man with thinning hair and thick glasses. The way he’s casually holding Stan’s lead, and the way Stan is walking slowly, suggests the dog belongs to him rather than the younger couple. Steve continues his mono-tone Brummie introduction. “And this is Albert… He owns Stan… And he’s my neighbour.”
We cut to a shot of Steve sitting on a bed, looking a little frustrated/confused, looking toward his bedroom noise – we can hear strange moans and squeals, apparently coming from the other side of the wall. Steve explains in his voice-over. “For as long as I can remember I’ve always heard strange noises coming from next door… I used to see young women going into Albert’s house after he’d walked Stan, and I always thought it was strange that an old bloke like him could pull young ladies – and make them make all those noises… He was almost a kind of hero for me – because I thought he must be a powerhouse, or ‘ave a huge cock or something… It wasn’t until The UK of Zoo started on tv that I figured out what it was…”
We cut to see Albert, sitting on a couch, talking to camera. Stan laid out on the floor at his feet. His accent is a little croaky, too many cigarettes. “My name’s Albert, I’ve never been married, and I’ve always loved dogsluts… When I retired, I bought a dog for companionship, and I made sure I got one with all of his parts in working order… I hoped that I’d meet lots of young ladies who would want to play with him… And you know what… I did! I suddenly found that young ladies would talk to me at the park when I took him for walks… You wouldn’t believe how many of them want to have sex with a dog, and feel safe with me because I’m such a nice old man…” The way he says “nice old man” suggests that he’s a pervert and he knows it, and the wry smile he gives the camera shows that he finds the idea of him being “nice” to be quite funny.
Back to a close-up of Steve, now talking direct to camera, trying his hand at being a tv presenter… And whilst he’s not as good to look at as Charley, he does a pretty decent job. “When I finally realised what was going on right next to my bedroom, I couldn’t stop thinking about my girlfriend being on the other side of that wall…”
Cut to footage of Janine, sitting on some stairs, looking a little shy, smiling up toward the camera as she gives her side of the story. “We were snuggled up on the couch watching UK of Zoo, ‘avin’ a bit of a kiss, and Steve tells me that he thinks the old guy next door does ‘this kind of thing’… And then I suddenly remembered that whenever I saw Albert outside his house, or walking Stan down to the shops, he’d always ask me questions…”
Back to Albert, on the couch, talking to camera – “I’ll always ask a girl, ‘Do you like dogs?’ or ‘Are you a doglover?’… Or I’ll say ‘Do big dogs scare you?’ It’s a great way to start a conversation – if they aren’t interested you can tell right away, and they don’t suspect a thing – it’s just an old bloke chatting about his dog… But if they ARE interested, they’ll move the conversation along for you…”
Back to Janine, on the staircase – “I never thought anything about it at the time… But as soon as Steve said that, I thought… I thought – that dirty old bugger was trying to set me up with his dog… And then… Then I got really, really horny, thinking about it, and I had Steve right there infront of the tv, with his mum in the next room!”
More footage of Janine walking Stan, or being pulled along by him. The look on her face, especially the way she looks at the beast ahead of her, suggests a major sense of anticipation. Steve continues the story in voice-over. “I kept teasing Janine about knocking on Albert’s door and asking if she could ‘ave a go… And then one day she says yes… And she wanted to go right then… I asked her if I could film it, and she was like…”
Back to Janine, on the staircase – shrugging and saying, “I said ‘why not?’ I mean, if I’m going to let a dog fuck me because I’ve seen it on tv, then why wouldn’t I want to do it on tv?”
Back to Steve, ‘presenting’ his show. “We found out that the application process for UK of Zoo takes months, and not everyone gets on… So we decided to just do it for ourselves, and then offer the footage to the show… And if you’re watching this… That means they accepted it!”
We cut back to Janine, now standing at the foot of the staircase, looking excited and nervous, breathing a little hard… She looks right into camera, and says (with a proud but nervous smiles), “My name is Janine Saunders, I’m 18, I’m from Birmingham – and I want to fuck my boyfriend’s neighbour’s dog!”
And with that she steps forward and opens the door to a lounge room – we follow her through the doorway and realise that it’s the same loungeroom we were filming Albert in for the earlier interview scenes.
We cut to a few moments later – Janine is standing in the middle of the room, peeling her sweater off to reveal a loose t-shirt underneath. Still wearing her jeans. She’s looking back and forth between the camera (held by Steve), Albert who is still slouched on the couch looking older than his 72 years, and Stan, now sitting up and looking very interested as the girl undresses.
“He never forgets a girl he’s fucked…” Notes Albert. “And once he’s fucked a girl, he completely loses interest. I mean, he’ll take it if it’s offered to him, but he’s not desperate for it… He likes fresh meat…”
Janine pulls up on the bottom of her t-shirt, beginning to remove it as she asks, “How many girls has he had?” – but she pauses with the shirt raised to just under her chin as she waits for his answer. Her soft belly and bra exposed (firm young boobs held firm inside).
Albert shrugs. “I dunno… He’s seven, and he’s been going about five years… Probably more than a hundred…”
“Jeezus…” Gasps Steve from behind the camera. “That’s probably more than you, aye, Albert?”
Albert looks genuinely surprised by the comment. “Oh no… I’ve fucked every girl he’s fucked… That’s how I charge!” He laughs a little – looking up at Janine to check her reaction.
Janine gives a little laugh and then completes the removal of her t-shirt – looking back over to Steve as he asks, “Is that okay with you?”
She shrugs as she unbuttons her jeans. “Well… I can’t really say no to fucking an old man if I’m willing to fuck a dog…” She doesn’t seem phased by the idea at all.
Steve flicks the camera over to Stan, still sitting, but wagging his big tail as he watches, his tongue hanging out… Then back to Janine as she pulls her jeans down around her knees, then falls back onto the couch beside old Albert – letting him pull on her trouser legs, over her feet and then heaving them off altogether, exposing her smooth young legs.
“Are you looking forward to this?” Steve checks.
Janine looks from the camera to Albert, then to Stan infront of them on the floor. “Him” She asks, pointing at the old man, “Or him?” pointing at the dog.
“The doggy…” Steve confirms.
Janine smiles, a genuine broad smile, “Oh yeah… Been looking forward to it for a week…”
She leans forward and away from Albert to let him unhook her bra, then sits back as it falls away revealing a nice young pair – not big, not small, not too firm… Just young and round. As soon as she is sitting back, Albert brings a wrinkled old hand up and begins to squeeze them – one then the other, getting a good feel for them – and she does nothing to stop him… Letting her head fall back onto the back of the couch and turning toward him, offering up her mouth, letting him move in for a kiss… Ugly 72-year-old lips meeting 18-year-old prettiness, mouths opening, tongues clearly in use.
As he kisses her, the old man runs his hand down from squeezing her young tits, to her panties – and slips his thin fingers inside, going down between her thighs to rub at her pussy inside her underwear. She reacts by pushing her crotch forward and spreading her thighs, letting his fingers work her hole.
He breaks off the kiss just long enough to call, “Stan”, as he pulls the gusset of the girl’s panties to the side to expose her pink pussy lips, which he is spreading with his old fingers – showing off the glistening insides for the camera and the dog.
Stan immediately buries his snout between her young thighs and starts to lick at her pussy. She throws her head back against the couch back again, gasping and moaning, “Ohhhhh God!”, as his hot tongue makes contact with her juicy slot.
Next to her, Albert stands, unbuttons his shirt to show off a skinny rib-heavy torso and a slight pot-belly… Then, as the dog continues to lick the teenager’s pussy, he removes his trousers – revealing skinny, very white legs and his old cock and balls. Cock already stiff, balls dangling low. He stands over the girl, masturbating slowly, making sure his cock is ready for action – also checking to make sure he’s not blocking Steve’s camera angle, and moving slightly to make sure.
Stan continues to lick, and Janine has raised her hands to her boobs to fondle and tickle at her nipples as the dog tickles her clit. She’s having fun… Arching her back and breathing heavy and hard… Getting more and more into it as the dog licks at her soft pussy lips – his tongue slipping into the slot between them… Her tossing her head back and gasping, “ooohhhhhmmmfffff… ffucckk… shhitt”
He keeps on licking – intensely seeking out the best angle to get his tongue as deep inside her as possible – tasting all of her flavours – his wide warm tongue sliding over her clit on every upward stroke…
And then she’s cumming… Shivering and shaking – squeezing her nipples hard – smiling broadly as her whole body glistens with sweat. Holding herself as still as she can as the pleasure washing over her – doing everything she can to avoid scaring the big beast and his tantalising tongue away from her.
Albert backs up and sits down on the couch beside the young lady again, sitting back so that his erect cock is presented proudly for her – his arms wide – he calls “Stan!” and the dog stops licking and looks up at his master…
After he stops licking it takes Janine a few seconds to regain her senses and to calm down again… When she opens her eyes and sits up a little, Albert’s cock is pretty much the first thing she sees…
She leans forward to pat the big dog on the head and stroke his neck, says “Thank-you…” – then without any hesitation, swings a leg over the old man and climbs astride him…
“Go for it, Janine…” Encourages Steve, moving closer to show us the old man’s cock as Janine reaches down and steers it into her tight young cunt.
Steve moves around to let us see his girlfriend’s face and tits as she bounces on the old man’s cock… Albert reaches up to hold her tits, his old hands looking completely out of place on her young body. She seems happy enough to be riding him… Grinding on his shaft at the bottom of each stroke – then rising again. Leaning forward to kiss him again – her smooth round face against his pock-marked, saggy features – her mouth mushing up against his… Their tongues poking and pushing against each other again.
Bent forward like this, riding on the old man’s cock, her sexual quarter looks way too inviting for the dog to resist… He steps forward between his master’s knees and begins to lick at her again – this time his tongue slops and slides up the cleft between her butt-cheeks, and then on subsequent strokes over Albert’s balls and cock-shaft as well as up her bum-crack.
Steve moves around again to get a close-up of the licking action – watching the slimy result of the dog licking a cock as it slides in and out of a young pussy… We can hear both Albert and Janine moaning under the onslaught of the dog’s hot tongue – her louder than him… “Oh God… OOOHHH GGOD!”
She’s pausing at the top of her strokes – her arse in the air, most of Albert’s cock exposed, just the tip still in her pussy – his shaft glistening as the dog licks her juices off it – then she slides down taking the old man’s meat into her flesh again and letting out another gasp… “MMmmmmmm!” Another slide up, more licking, and then a drop down to his lap – “Oh I feel so dirty…”
Albert holds her tighter, his hands grabbing at her hips… Steve has moved a little to the side and we can just about see the old man’s face, and can tell that he’s on the edge… She keeps bouncing, faster and harder… Riding him… It’s only a quickie – the old man doesn’t need any more than that – and he’s soon gasping, “I’m cummin’… I’m cummin’…”
Janine is a well-trained young slut… She jumps up off Albert, staggers backward and drops down onto her knees between his legs, bending forward and taking his cock into her mouth, wrapping her hand around his shaft and wanking it toward her face.
Bending forward like this – she is a perfect target for the dog… Which is handy, because that’s why we’re watching!
Stan moves up behind her and rears up to mount her, his big hairy body coming down hard on her back, pushing her face hard forward toward Albert’s cock, not that either of them complain.
He pushes up hard against her, trying to jag his cock between her thighs… His front legs gripping her around her middle, paws digging into her belly.
Steve immediately moves around behind the action, drops down low so that he can film upwards between her pale thighs and watch as the dog’s shiny cock jabs at her pussy… He gets there just in time to see it disappear through the lips of her pussy. “OOoohhhhhhaaaarrggghhhh!” She gasps.
There’s a brief pause – the dog standing still over her, his cock in her pussy, but he’s not quite sure it’s ‘in’… Her young pussy tight around his shaft, sucking it deeper… And then he begins to pump – hitting full speed in less than a second, ramming that fat shaft in and out of her…
Steve places the iPhone on the floor, looking up between her legs, then hurries back to the side angle and raises his other iPhone so that we can see the whole picture at once… That’s his girlfriend on her knees, an old man’s cock in her mouth, his hand on the back of her head, a big hairy beast on her back. Albert is leaning back, spasming a little as he explodes his load in her mouth… And she’s gulping it down. Gasping between loads.
Stan reams into her, his arse moving hard and fast, pumping in and out of her – driving the air out of her body as fast as he pushes her toward his owner. She is forced to pull the old cock from her mouth and hold it next to her neck rather than letting it be forced further down her throat – but continues to wank the shaft, more cum dribbling out of the tip with every stroke. Albert laying back, breathing hard, his face twisted into a huge smile.
Janine grimaces and holds her breath, her face turning red – her friendly little voice getting higher and higher as she squeals through the pounding. “Oh God! Oh bloody hell… I can’t… Ohhhhh!” gradually rising to a full fledge growling shout of “Nnoooooooo!” as the dog comes to a rest – holding himself close.
We cut back to the iPhone on the floor, looking up between her thighs – getting another good shot of Stan’s fat cock stretching out his girlfriend’s tight young cunt… Her twat looking ready to split apart like ripe fruit… The animal’s knot has already formed inside her, distending her whole pussy around it, making her lips and mound bulge further than usual. “AAarrrrggghhhh aahhhh aaarrggghhhh!” She gasps.
We cut to a close-up of her round face – looking strained, red, sweaty, but happy… Glowing… Radiant… She can’t suppress and embarrassed little smile when she realises we’re looking right into her face.
“How’s that, Jan?” Asks Steve, keeping in close-up on her face. Albert’s cock still in the side of frame, his foreskin pulled back, a drop of thick creamy white cum sitting at the end of his urethra.
It’s a strain to speak with a knot in your pussy, but Janine breaths through the moment and manages to reply, “Ooooohh, it’s soooo fffffucking goooood…” Then turns her head to the side and puts her lips around the head, sucking up that blob of cum – whilst maintaining eye contact with the camera.
Steve moves back and we watch them a little longer… Locked in place – big hairy dog on little teenage woman. His fur draped over her flesh. Her sucking the head of the old man’s semi-erect cock – him looking down at her. Her looking away from the camera to look up at him… Breathing hard as she sucks, taking the pain of the knot… From this angle we can even see the dog’s arse twitching as he squirts cum into her pussy.
Albert is whispering to her – “Dirty fucking cunt… Fucking a dog and sucking my cock… Do you like that you dirty little cunt..?”
She nods, keeping eye contact with him.
He continues – “Nice boyfriend over there making a film… You fucking a dog… I bet your mum will be soooo proud… Dirty little cunt!”
She nods again, letting his cock, getting softer by the second, out of her mouth.
Stan adjusts his stance a little behind and over her, pulling closer, pulling his arse toward her rear end – trying to stay inside her.
We cut back to the camera on the floor – looking up – and note that the knot is working it’s way loose… Dog cum begins to drip down toward the camera – a 3D nightmare as we wait for the camera to be blocked by a stray drip.
Then we hear Janine let out a little yelp – just as the knot pops out of her pussy, and the whole cock follows it – spunk splattering out, and hitting the camera…
We cut to Steve’s handheld iPhone just as he hurries around to look at the rear end view and check out the action as Stan pulls back and off her, stumbling away, his big cock flopping around under his belly. Janine remains on her knees, bent forward over the old man – her pussy hanging a little open, gaping… Dog spunk dribbling out of it and down onto Albert’s lounge carpet. Stains already down there indicate that it’s not the first time this has happened.
She holds this position for a few more seconds, pushing her arse backwards, arching her belly down… Pushing more cum out of her pussy… Sighing as she does. We hold on the image from behind… Steve commenting that, “That looks fantastic… All that dirty doggy cum dripping out of your pussy…”
We can’t see her mouth move, but we hear her voice, “I want more…”
She sits back onto her heels, then turns around and crawls after the dog – leaving the spent old man sitting on the couch, naked, breathing hard, his soft cock on his lap and a smile on his face. “I love this bit…” He says.
Cut to – Janine on her knees behind the beast – looking up into Steve’s iPhone.
“What are you doing?” Asks Steve, knowing full well, but wanting her reply on file.
“I want to suck his cock…” She says quietly, a little shy, with a smile. “I want the doggy’s big cock in my mouth!” She pauses. “I want to swallow his doggy cum!”
She reaches through his hindlegs and takes hold of his big hard cock… The tip glistening with cum – another little squirt shooting out onto the floor beneath him as she grips the shaft, looking up to the camera and commenting (in awe) “It’s so fucking hard… It’s like a baseball bat!” – and then she flips it back between his legs and toward her face… She smiles as she does it, then licks her lips, clearly looking forward to getting it in her mouth. Then she leans forward, opening her mouth, fighting a smile, and takes the cock between her lips – holds it there for a second, adjusting to the feeling and the reality of having a dog’s cock in her mouth… Smiles around the tip… Then pushes it in and out of her mouth – her lips dragging along the shaft in both directions.
Steve moves in very close – showing that fat cock sliding in and out of his girlfriend’s mouth. Watching as she pauses every few strokes to swallow the cum that’s been shot into the back of her throat. It’s a difficult swallow – the idea obviously better than the reality – but she keeps making it.
Then she’s reaching up toward the camera, with the dog’s cock still in her mouth, and the corners of her mouth turning up. She unzips Steve’s pants and pulls his cock out too. Sucking the dog’s cock, wanking her boyfriend’s cock… Then switching – dog cock out of her mouth, Steve’s cock in… The third cock she’s had in her mouth in a matter of minutes.
She looks up into the camera, smiling, as she sucks on Steve’s cock – alternating between working the shaft, and deep-throating him, then, just as she’s getting him to the point of no return – she pulls it out and switches back to the dog’s cock, which she has been holding the whole time. Doing to him what she was just doing to Steve – sucking the tip, then the shaft, then deep-throating it until she coughs it out again, and switches back to human cock…
She goes back and forth for another couple of minutes before she gets Steve off – pulling his cock from her mouth just in time to catch his load on her forehead and nose, then pumping a second load into her wide open mouth. Sucks it again, then goes back to the Alsatian cock with her boyfriend’s cum still on her face.
She finally looks up into camera – with cum and a smile on her face, licking her lips – still holding Stan’s canine cock in her hand.
There’s a pause, then we cut to a Zoom conference on screen – our tv screen showing three images – on the left, Charley; in the middle, Steve and Janine; on the right, Albert (looking a little awkward with the technology).
Charley starts the conversation. “So guys, congratulations, that was terrific…”
Steve and Janine smile and thank Charley. Janine adds, “It was great fun. Thank you for the inspiration!”
Charley smiles, then pushes on. “What was your favourite part?”
Janine looks at Steve and cringes a little. “To be honest… I think it was Albert… Being used by him – as, like, payment for fucking his dog… It made me feel really cheap and dirty…”
Albert chuckles, “I don’t know if I should be offended or not…”
“It’s a compliment.” Janine confirms. “It was all about being a dirty slut… And you made me feel extra dirty…”
Albert chuckles again, “Ah well, I can do that any time you like… Maybe me and Stan can DP you next time… I’ve always wanted to DP a girl with him.”
“That sounds like a plan…” Says Charley with a smile. “What do you think Janine? Will you be having more fun with Albert and his puppy?”
Janine looks at Steve again, and he encourages her to answer honestly. She does, “I can’t wait… I want to be truly degraded… By Stan, by Albert… Just do ‘everything’… So long as Albert is willing…”
“Oh, I’m willin’…” Confirms Albert. Leaning in to repeat it in case Zoom didn’t catch his comment. “I’m willin’… So is Stan…”
“And how do you feel about that Steve?” Checks Charley.
Steve shrugs. “So long as Janine’s having fun… And as long as I can watch… She can shag the pair of them as much as she wants.”
All of them smile and gives thumbs up to their webcams – a positive, happy ending.
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