We fade in on what appears to be an outdoor storage facility for large trucks, catering vans, and cars. All marked on the side and rear with “Bristol Television and Film Services” plus logos for Netflix, C4, ITV, Sky, Film4, etc. We pan around to show various vehicles off, until we come to rest on this week’s host…
Short, chunky and very hairy, standing in the middle of the yard, wrapped up in a big black jacket, it’s our favourite Cockney, Dennis – and he’s got Casanova the Doberman by his side, his little tail stub wagging away throughout the confident and clear introduction. “Ello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m Dennis, and this is Casanova, and this week we’re in Bristol to meet a lady who’s more used to being behind the camera than infront… But we’re going to see if we can coax her infront of the lens, and onto her hands and knees…” She smirks.
We cut to a shot of a middle-aged blonde woman walking from one van to another in the yard using an iPad to take inventory (or to pretend to take inventory). She’s wearing a t-shirt that shows off her strangely widely spaced and firm boobs, and is tucked into her tight jeans. Either she enjoys her job a little too much, or she’s playing up for the camera.
We cut to a close-up – a better view of her face – not unattractive, big smile, big teeth… Her blonde hair cut in a bob. She looks right into camera and introduces herself, full of energy and smiles – with a particularly strong Bristolian accent. “My name’s Lois Gordon… I’m 49, and I’m from Bristol, and I’m absolutely gagging for some fat dog cock, ha ha ha…”
We cut to a shot of Lois walking toward camera as we move slowly through the yard, between trucks and vans – Dennis walking beside her, Casanova moving around them (off his leash). Dennis is making a big show of paying attention to what she says, nodding and agreeing with her – Casanova is busy sniffing at each tyre of every truck, pausing occasionally to add his own scent.
“We’re Bristol Television and Film Services… We’ve worked for Netflix, C4, ITV, Sky, Film 4, et cetera… Working on location shoots for film and television. I’ve been around the industry for the last twenty years and I love it. It’s fascinating to see the difference between what you see on screen and what was going on on the set… I love seeing who was arguing with who, what went wrong, all that kind of stuff… I was watching your show, and I was thinking about what it must be like on set… The gap between the passion and excitement on screen, and the technical requirements of filming… I really wanted to be on the set, I wanted to watch… My dream job would be to work on the show – to be part of the support crew, watching girls fuck dogs every day… Seeing just how dirty they all are… We even tried to get a contact for filming, but you’re obviously a much smaller crew… Then, the more I thought about wanting to be on set, the more I realised I wanted to be that dirty whore actually taking the dog dick…”
“Well, just how dirty are you?” Checks Dennis. “I mean… You can get more than dog cock if you want…”
Lois looks Dennis up and down, cocks her head on one side. “Oh, maybe… I mean, in for a penny in for a pound…” She smiles, and Dennis smiles too. Then she adds, “I mean, if I’ll fuck a dog, I’ll fuck ANYTHING!”
“So, you’re really up for this then?” Confirms Dennis.
Lois lets out a little laugh, semi-embarrassed to admit that, “I’m actually getting wet just looking at him whilst we’re talking…” She points at him, noting that, “He’s going to fuck me!”, and letting a broad, semi-amazed smile spread across her wide face as this becomes very real in her mind. Then she looks at Dennis. “Him… Not you…” She half laughs, then continues… “Probably…”
Dennis smirks, not particularly upset.
We cut to a slightly wider shot as she steps away from our chunky host and his dog, toward our camera, reaching forward and clapping her hands infront of the lens – and at the moment her hands make contact, filling our frame, we cut to see…
That self-same middle-aged slut, now completely naked in the middle of the yard – with the trucks around her acting as a barrier to the prying eyes of anyone who might pass the yard. She’s a healthy girl – strong from heaving gear in and out of the trucks, worn from the long hours. There’s not much extra weight on her, even her boobs are a little lean – firm and tight to her chest, but still managing to be more than a handful. Her belly is slightly curved, but slim. Her pussy completely hairless, waxed totally clean, and looking quite pronounced.
Behind her, Dennis is holding Casanova at bay, the sleek Doberman pulling hard against his leash – keen to get at the fresh naked woman – another notch for his kennel. Lois is looking back at them and holding her hands over her firm boobs, pinching at her nipples and barely containing her huge grin – she seems permanently on the edge of laughter.
Dennis pulls his dog back toward his legs, then crouches down next to him, rubbing his neck and whispering to him as he unhooks the leash from the collar… The dog becoming more and more agitated – keen to get at his bitch… Dennis holding him by his collar and looking up at Lois before calling out, “Are you ready?”
“I’m very ready!” She calls back, running a hand down from her boob, over her belly and between her thighs… Touching herself as if she needs to prove she’s horny…
Dennis smiles and theatrically releases his beast… Casanova skipping sideways, noting that he’s free, and then bounces over toward this week’s guest – ready to rock and roll…
As he approaches, Lois drops to her knees in the dirt. She’s barely down before she has her hands back on those hard tits. Massaging them, finger-tips dancing on her nipples. Smiling as she watches him approaching.
As he gets closer, she leans forward and purses her lips, waiting to greet him with a kiss. As soon as he is close enough, he starts licking her all over her face – not just the mouth – everything from her chin to her forehead. She can barely contain her laughter. It’s far from erotic, more comic, as she is drenched in a couple of seconds.
After a few seconds of this sloppy onslaught, she pulls back with a look on her shiny wet face that says she’s disgusted but really enjoying herself… “Oh my God… I’m soaked…” She says to no-one in particular, stating the obvious.
Casanova drops his head and stuffs his snout down between her thighs – snorting and starting to lick at her pussy… The angle is all wrong, but Lois soon fixes that, leaning back onto her hands, raising her body off the floor – angling her pelvis up… Her weight on her knees, forelegs and hands, her back arched… And letting him lick her cunt.
“OOoohhhhhh yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh… MMmmmmmmm…” She moans as he sets to work on her. Her head falling back upside down, blonde hair hanging down to the floor, eyes closed and mouth open.
The beast changes angles, dropping his chest to the floor, his front legs straight out infront of him, nails digging into her shins and calves. His arse is still up in the air, hindlegs half bent – affording us an almost perfect view of his hairy belly and sheath – the pink tip of his cock already showing an inch…
Then he stands up and tries to mount her, his chest coming down on her belly, his cock poking somewhere about a foot away from her pussy… He evidently decides that this must be the wrong position and dismounts – skips around to the other end, and rears up over her head, paws narrowly missing her face, his body sliding over her until his chest comes down between in that wide gap between her fake boobs – his cock lining up perfectly with her inverted head – and sliding into her mouth… Almost choking her – but not quite… Not enough to stop her from sucking it as he begins to fuck her mouth.
He fucks her head erratically, unable to get a decent rhythm going, but not wanting to stop because this feels so special to him… The head of his cock running along her tongue and into the back of her throat. A couple of thrusts into the back of her throat, then a pause, another thrust, a pause…
Lois looking to the side, up into the camera… Straining to hold her position because the dog seems to like it… Gagging… Really struggling… Coughing around the shaft… Then the weight of his body on her chest is too much – her arms give way and at the same time she drops her arse to the ground, flopping onto her back under him. Her mouth falling away from his big cock.
He’s only out of her mouth for a few seconds though. Once she’s on the ground she reaches up and pulls his meat down to her face again, wraps her lips around it, and starts sucking in this more comfortable pose. She’s in control now – but she’s treating her mouth just as roughly as he was fucking it… Pushing the cock right into the back of her throat, making it click and quack… Choking herself. Gagging on it… Then pulling the whole thing out and laughing, with the thick wetness from her throat, her saliva and the dogs cum all smearing onto her lips and chin.
She kisses and licks at the tip – giggling a little. Pausing long enough to tell us, “This feels filthy… And tastes horrible…” Another giggle. “I love it!”
The Doberman wants to fuck her… It’s obvious from the way he’s walking around, looking at her, thrusting his hindquarters at the air under his belly – his big cock swinging forward and up to his belly, little jets of cum squirting onto the floor infront of him.
Lois watches him from the floor – looking up and smiling as he circles overhead. One jet of cum catches her across the tits as he staggers around her. Then she sits up and watches him from an upright position – her head at the same level as his.
She talks to camera, half turning to us without ever taking her eyes off the beast. “He looks very horny…” She chuckles a little. “Just like me…” She smiles.
She kneels up, onto her knees, then bends forward onto her hands – sticking her arse up into the air. Spreads her knees apart and braces herself as Casanova rushes around behind her.
Her rear-end is an easy target – presented to him… And he’s on it in a second, his chest sliding over it, his front legs wrapping around it, jabbing that big cock at her…
Lois arches her back, helping the dog slide ontop of her, angling her pussy back toward his member – giving him the easiest shot at her cunt… And he doesn’t miss the opportunity – only having to jab at her a couple of times before he manages to slot his big cock right between her pussy lips… And deep into the soft, pink wetness beyond…
She looks back over her shoulder at the dog, giggling excitedly – then gasping as the cock slides deep into her… “OHhhhh Jeeeezzzus!” She exclaims… “He’s fucking me… He’s in me…”
Flipping that wavy bad bleach-job of a haircut over to the side of her head and looking back at him as he drives his cock deeper into her.
Driving hard – 100 miles an hour… Pumping into her at speed. The kind of power and pace no human can match. Pure animal passion.
“Ooooohhhh, this is The Fast and the Furious!” She jokes to camera, smiling as she says it – thinking she’s very clever… Not bad for a slut who’s being fucked by a dog on national television!
He’s not slowing down – we watch from three different angles… The side as his speedy thrusts make her firm fake tits shake under her chest, the back as his arse pounds away from us and into her, and above – looking down from the birdseye position, seeing her completely owned by him.
She lifts one hand from the floor and takes hold of one of her bolt-on tits, then squeezes it as she looks sideways into the camera and smiling at us again… Pulling a face that says this feels seriously good.
Casanova keeps up his pace for his standard 40 seconds… Again, multiple angles and re-used close-ups make it seem like longer – but even 40 seconds of pounding dog action is enough to exhaust most women… As he stops pumping (on an IN stroke, of course), she is left open mouthed and trapped, on her knees, weighed down by the beast on her back, but quite happy to be there…
She’s coo-ing and sighing, rolling her back and tipping her hips a little to try and extract just a little more pleasure from the hot dog’s penis that’s filling her up. “OOoooohhh, that’s so bi-iiiiggg!” She moans.
We cut to behind the dog – watching as his balls and arsehole pulse – swelling and pumping… Squirting fresh doggy spunk deep into this blonde slut’s hungry twat.
Then we drop down and move forward between his hindlegs and her thighs, and look up to see the shaft of his cock stretching up and into her pussy. Her cunt wrapped around his knot, but the actual lips hanging a little loose around it because everything is spread so wide. The whole thing pulsing as he fills her up.
She runs her hand down from that fake tit, over her belly, and down between her thighs – her finger-tips feeling his shaft between her parted pussy lips, running over the back of his knot. She gasps, “Oh, he’s all the way in… He’s sooooo fucking big… His knot is… Ohhh… It’s amazing…” Her smile is almost orgasmic – like it doesn’t matter if she cums or not, because just being impaled like this is enough to make her day…
The lovers are stuck like this for a long time – although as usual we don’t see it all. A few different angles – lingering on two shots in particular, one of his balls and cock throbbing and her pussy struggling to take it – the other of her smiling face, occasionally straining as he shifts position and his knot moves in her pussy… Her gasping, “Aaahhhhh” each time she feels that movement.
We end up in a wide-shot – her slim tanned body supporting the dark hairy animal, him holding on – but no longer like his life depends on it, his chin resting on her back… We hold this shot for a few seconds and then the dog suddenly pulls away to the side, pulling his hindquarters down and away from her – disconnecting…
She gasps and squeals as his knot pulls free (we don’t catch a close-up this week as the dog bumped our camera with his sudden pull back)… He staggers away with his cock bouncing and swinging under his belly. It’s a fearsome sight now – fully erect and well used. Pale and covered with little purple blood vessels.
She gasps another, “Ooooohhh my Goodddd..!” And then collapses forward onto her chest and face, her arse in the air…
We move around infront of her – chin on the floor, big smile on her face… She looks like she’s just had the best ten minutes of her life…
She’s leaning forward, her back angling up at an almost painful angle, straight up into the air – her pussy presented to anyone interested…
Dennis steps in and pats her bottom to attract Casanova – leaving his big hand on her firm buttock just a second longer than needed… Stroking/rubbing it for a second until the dog takes an interest… He heads back, not to re-mount her, but to clean her up… Padding up behind her, standing between her shins – his snout up against her sex, his long tongue dragging over and into her sloppy hole. Drinking up his own cum from her.
She moans and giggles as he laps up his juices from her hole. “Oooh, yes… That’s mmmmmm… Yes…”
She reaches up between her thighs with one hand and spreads her pussy wide to afford even greater access for the beast’s tongue. Smiling again as he slips deeper into her.
“Oh God… Oh God…” She begins to moan.
Her face is mashed down against the floor, the cheek pushed flat, that big smile twisted and wide.
The Doberman continues licking at her – his tongue slipping between her pussy lips, tasting heaven and himself, and then slopping out again. Going deep, chasing every drop in her honey pot.
She reaches back with her other hand and takes hold of her other butt-cheek, pulling it open – spreading her pussy lips even wider – giving the dog everything he could ever want.
She’s breathing harder and harder, her mouth open, her tongue slipping out and licking around her lips, then touching the rough gravel on the ground –she looks like she’s barely aware she’s even doing it. “MMmmmnnnnnn!”
Shifting a little on the floor, writhing a little as the beast’s magnificent tongue slops over and between her pussy lips, her clit, her inner thighs, her fingers… Licking her all the way to a body-rocking orgasm. Gasping and moaning, chest heaving, struggling to get enough air into her lungs due to the contorted position, with her knees so close to her tits and so much of her weight resting on her chest, her head twisted sideways… “OOoooohhhhhh!”
Her body shaking, hips jerking, her fake chest rubbing against the gravel… She turns her head to the side and gasps, “Make him fuck me again… I need cock… Please…”
Dennis takes a look down under his dog, and shakes his head toward our camera. “’E’s not going again for at least twenty minutes…”
Lois looks so happy, so exhausted, and so fucking horny at the same time – frustrated, needing one more pounding to get off to…
“I fink I can save the day!” Says Dennis, pushing Casanova to the side, moving in behind her, unbuckling his belt, opening his jeans and letting his big belly hang down… His hard cock almost hidden by it… “It’s Super-Den to the rescue…”
He puts his hand back down on the side of her arse… Pausing as he waits for consent…
“Just fucking stick it in… Now!” She says, the smile slipping from her face as she craves penetration… Some animal release…
And Dennis crouches down, reaching under his fat belly to grab his fat cock, steering it into her sloppy pussy… Slipping straight into her, and making her gasp almost as loud as she did for Casanova…
He’s fucking her with sumo-style squats down at her back-end, driving his cock down into her pussy… And she’s gasping with every stroke… “Fuucck… Shhittt… UUmmmmm… Aahhh… Fuucckkk…”
It only takes half a dozen thrusts and she’s already cumming again… Shaking and gasping under him… Squealing… “Yeeaaaahhhhhhhh!” and “Ooooooohhhh”…
Being Dennis, the cock might be big and fat, and the pounding might be good and hard – knocked home with plenty of weight and power behind it… But as soon as she cums, it sets him off – and he’s pulling out so that he can unloading his man-fat all over her arse and back.
Casanova returns to the action – stepping in from the side, his head over her back – and begins to lick Dennis’s cum off her flesh… His long tongue hungrily slopping up after his master – then turning toward his master and giving his cock a quick lick too… Dennis appears to be used to this kind of clean-up, not doing anything to stop the dog from licking him.
Below them, Lois collapses sideways to the floor, looking up at the dog licking Dennis’s cock – the look on Dennis’s face… Joy and a little embarrassment at this being caught on camera.
Lois rolls onto her back, stretching out on the dirty gravel – mouth wide, gulping in big lungsful of air… Her fake boobs rising and falling on her expanding and contracting ribcage.
It appears that Casanova has plenty of licking left… He can’t resist… He moves to her face and starts licking her enthusiastically – his wide, warm, wet tongue soaking her cheeks, nose, mouth… Inside her mouth… And she’s just laying on her back, letting him do it… Trying not to choke – or laugh… Bringing her hands up to his sides, stroking him… Sticking her tongue out to meet his… Licking at his mouth every time he stops licking her hers.
In a wide shot we notice Dennis putting himself away and buttoning up his jeans again as the dog continues kissing his bitch…
And then, in one of the cutest moments we’ve ever had on our show… Casanova just flops down onto the ground beside her, his side against hers, tucking up close and leaning against her. She puts her arm around him, and they just lay there side-by-side… Both looking very satisfied.
We hear Dennis saying, “I fink I just lost my dog!” as we fade out on a very satisfied couple.
Producer’s note: As previously announced, this ‘series’ will run for 50 episodes, but for administrative purposes, it’s still being listed in the normal 20 episode runs. More tomorrow…
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