Tag: United Kingdom of Zoo

A middle-aged woman enters the offices of our production company and is shown into the studio for her initial interview. Everything about her screams that she’s a respectable, middle-class, educated ‘lady’.  From the sensible black shoes with the respectable two-inch heels, to the conservative and neat black knee length skirt, to the plain blouse and […] read

Coffee coloured skin, slim and sultry.  She’s a Pakistani woman with long, straight, jet black hair framing a pretty face then draping over her shoulders.  She has black eyes and a ring through one nostril.  Her full lipped mouth is never closed, either hanging slightly open with a sexy little pout, or wide open with […] read

We’re in a supermarket.  The company name is blurred out on camera, but just about anyone who has ever gone grocery shopping in the UK will be able to identify it. Busy, busy, busy.  Customers wander the aisles, select goods, line up to pay.  Staff clean up spills, work the check-outs, help out customers. We […] read

Big jaw, wide mouth, white teeth – that all-American look you’ve seen in a thousand high-school and college movies.  Her firm young body is hidden under a big coat, but her long brunette hair is blown about as she strolls through the sixties futuristic Fountain Court at Murray Edwards College, at Cambridge University. If the […] read

She describes herself as a roly-poly ball of fun who hasn’t had much fun lately.  She’s not huge, not obese, but the description does fit…  Big boobs, a rounded out body, big bum and thighs all wrapped up in a blue nurse’s uniform. Her friendly, once pretty, round face is framed by long blonde hair […] read

She’s an almost shapeless, anonymous woman in her late fifties.  Off-blonde hair sits just short of her shoulders, spectacles, kind of plain faced.  A chest you wouldn’t notice even if she was wearing a low cut top.  She’s neither fat nor thin.  Just – average.  What she’s got is warmth.  She looks friendly.  Safe.  Nice.  […] read

The first thing you notice about her is the close cropped bright red dyed hair.  It’s loud.  Then it would be the piercings – a little silver stud through each dimple in her round cheeks, a couple of small rings through her left eyebrow, two more in her left nostril, and half a dozen through […] read

We meet our next subject via a montage of clips of her at work – it’s in a laboratory, with her in a white coat and safety glasses, mixing chemicals and looking very serious.  Her mousy light brown shoulder length hair is tied back in a tight ponytail and her make-up-less face is relatively plain.  […] read

A residential street in North London.  Residents head off to work or to drop the kids off at school.  A postie delivers the mail from door to door.  We focus on her as she works her way up the street toward us – and then she’s walking right up to the camera.  Dark blue pants, […] read

She’s wearing an off the shoulder top that shows off her dark skin and the colourful tattoos that wrap around her neck and run down toward her boobs.  Her hair is shaggy, mid-length and almost black. Her face is wide and pretty, with a big forehead.  She may not have looks worthy of a fashion […] read

She’s a slim, bubbly, young woman with long wavy strawberry blonde hair flowing down over her shoulders.  Her face is dominated by an oversized pair of spectacles which make her hazel eyes look huge. We interview her at her place of employment – a financial services provider in a quiet city center side-street.   She speaks […] read

She’s a tall, slim and elegant mature lady of 59.  The oldest we’ve had on our show so far.  Short light brown hair (with perhaps just a hint of red) frames a narrow featured face with high cheek-bones, a pointed noise, and thin lips.  She’s well dressed, well spoken, highly educated. “Hello, my name is […] read